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I think it would be useful if you could filter eBay to only show cars with current MOT and tax. 

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So much rongness happening here.....

$(KGrHqJHJBwFHniRRkhyBR8RSqkmsQ~~60_35.J$T2eC16hHJH8FHQ-sbpURBR8RTtPHQ!~~60_35.J I'll let you read the advert, but it's not actually a

 

I'm sure there's some kind of miss-spelling there, or perhaps the wrong word altogether. I saw a stripper once who could smoke a fag with her minge, i'm sure they call her Countash, or similar./...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lamborghini-Countach-Kitcar-Replica-Barn-Find-Unfinished-Rare-kit-car-/231090696153?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ce142fd9

Ah yes, Lady Countash of the Banana Bar.

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PROJECT

 

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Actually got a bit worried when I saw this, there's an old lady drives around town in an identical brown Mini with the same brown vinyl roof. Fortunately this isn't it, it's been in storage since 1987. 

 

Presumably a crash damaged seven year old Mini would have been pretty worthless in 1987 so smart move sticking it in the garage for two and a half decades. 

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Wasn't aware she worked there, I saw her at the Flying Scotsman near Kings Cross......

 

CHECK OUT THIS BAD MOOSE FELCHER!!!¬

$T2eC16FHJHQFFhsTfuqQBSZEl-Qrpg~~60_35.J30K from new, another one for the doctor perhaps?

£2995, classified. But just look at it! Lovely!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-SAAB-9000-CDE-2-3-MK1-ONLY-30K-MILES-FROM-NEW-BARN-FIND-STUNNING-/151147999068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23311f6f5c

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SOMEONE CALL TEH DOKTER!!! ! !

$T2eC16RHJFsFFR1Vkv4tBSBp88ILNg~~60_35.JNot a barn find, but a deceased old geezer find, with only 59 miles on the clock. Yep. 59. £2307.77 RNM

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-NISSAN-MICRA-ACTIV-BLUE-59-MILES-YES-59-MILES-ONLY-GARAGE-FIND-/221312516246?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3387410096

 

That looks like it's done more than 59 miles....faded plastics and the wheel rims look rough as arseholes too.

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Autistic Martin sounds like the guy who says inappropriate things down the pub.

 He sounds like the pub bullshitter.....

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Maybe he had plans to make a 'handy' trailer by sawing another one in half and hilariously painting it the same colour as his own

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Unable to post links,hoping someone can find it and upload a link. There is a very early rover 820 se on eBay. D plate auto. 425 bin

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That's the baby. Don't think it looks too bad to be honest. Early dash on it too I think

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Looks sweet. I'm sure I've seen in around Cumbernauld or something.

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Anyone got any ideas?

 

$(KGrHqZHJEkFJ2bb93jCBSe9vW,yQg~~60_12.J

 

 

Plenty. But none of them are safe...

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Plenty. But none of them are safe...

Safe? This is AutoShite man. We poke a stick in the eye of the RoSPA man.

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