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meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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If you find you just don't have enough time to do stuff then buying that Marina will instantly give you an extra three days.

 

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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These are getting a rare old thing these days.  I had one identical to this (minus the stickers and black trimz) a couple of years back.  Hopelessly undergeared, stupidly thirsty (22mpg) and hopeless in the OMGSNOKAOS, but otherwise not an unpleasant machine.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221313207359

 

This has been round once already at £350 and didn't get a single bid, now its on at £300 and still no-one's bid. Its at a breakers in norwich. Its the 1800cc which adds shiteness as most of these are the 2.0, but it looks so nice i might not be able to resist if no-one else gets on it.

 

I saw one of these in mid break down this morning. It came hopping onto the roundabout with it's hazards on before spluttering out and rolling down a hill.

face Rank: Renault 16

face

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I had the Lancer GTi flavour of that Colt above. Electric everything etc.

 

It was fast and nice, but thirsty.

 

Then the thermostat started playing up, then the sender, then some cunt drove into the back of it when it was parked.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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That Marina is lovely. Whatever they might drive like they are really handsome cars.

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I might have imagined it, but I thought I saw a photo of a Marina and Maxi, perhaps they were early prototypes, styled by Roy Haynes.  They looked quite good.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I think that Marina was for sale up in Scotland last year for months for about 500 quid

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I might have imagined it, but I thought I saw a photo of a Marina and Maxi, perhaps they were early prototypes, styled by Roy Haynes.  They looked quite good.

 

Do you mean this:

 

http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/concepts/concepts-and-prototypes/concepts-and-prototypes-morris-marina/

 

and this

 

http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/concepts/concepts-and-prototypes/concepts-and-prototypes-austin-maxi/

 

??

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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He's been punting that around on Faceache recently with the usual 'yh defo cum 2morow 4 it m8' replies.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I saw one of these in mid break down this morning. It came hopping onto the roundabout with it's hazards on before spluttering out and rolling down a hill.

 

As I'm at pains to point out to my kids on the very rare* occasion you see a 306 at the side of the road. It has NOT broken down, the owner just didn't put enough fuel in it.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This Fiesta, which I initially thought was in anaphylactic shock, is a Crayford Fiesta Fly which someone has glued a roof onto. 

 

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... and in the back window here you'll notice the owner google imaging Fiesta Fly on his Galaxy Tab and wondering why none of them have metal roofs. 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reverse-trike-special-custom-made-unfinished-project-/111214362064?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item19e4e47dd0

 

'I'm selling this vehicle on behalf of my stepson, who hired a professional trike builder to

build him a car. The guy who put this together really knows his stuff'
 
I'd hazard a guess the only 'stuff' the guy who put this together knows comes in ten pound deals from tracksuit-with-the-hood-up wearing, £15 mountain bike riding youths on council estates.
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Expensive game this, son. Are you absolutely certain you want one of thos C'mon dolls from the Vauxhall advert shutting his eyes as he wanks on an Egyptian gravestone as a drunken spider plays noughts and crosses on the bonnet?'

 

YH M8

 

'And you definitely want a light bulb firing gamma rays at an eagle with a ladybird's head on the roof?

 

DEFO

 

'And you want the seat covers to resemble 1970's television interference?

 

'YS PLZ'

 

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  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-FTO-2-0-MIVEC-EX-SHOW-CAR-CUSTOM-PAINT-WORTH-4500-ON-/111213423808?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e4d62cc0

 

'unemployment is difficult'

 

Try walking to the interview next time.

fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

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This Fiesta, which I initially thought was in anaphylactic shock, is a Crayford Fiesta Fly which someone has glued a roof onto.

 

$(KGrHqYOKo8FJbY!3rCbBSb5tBuIjQ~~60_58.J

 

... and in the back window here you'll notice the owner google imaging Fiesta Fly on his Galaxy Tab and wondering why none of them have metal roofs.

 

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What a royal fuck up that is, it needs taking apart and starting again

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I don't care how rare/desirable/undesirable that Fiesta is, it still is horrible.

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