eBay tat volume 3.

[nev_jr]

Still gives me the horn, even in this sorry state.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325506926550?hash=item4bc9b987d6:g:QHYAAOSwpAtjyz31&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwKiHyyhUX5ni3zgDXKFGjRJK5ssix3j%2B5JXpF4BEpWeLGAzfc9T8EbZZdKWrkOqlkTx1znt%2FJwsM9ekndo2uBVLDGH6gHbtk7c0U0CG9HFzEFMNvaORsPwbzimd7Y6bHBvE625fGXLzo5YFVrxfAHq%2BdJj0PhhHlOCOHAYR3AATrnW1du8VpzvqQBlSqPVDHEmbDcSlqG5WwQpQA1aRyMB6sExXcsnBwfcZ6h5qfeJsDEWRt2sjDnnz5OZvhC%2BHySQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR56dh-_FYg

 

[Wibble]

23 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Still gives me the horn, even in this sorry state.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325506926550?hash=item4bc9b987d6:g:QHYAAOSwpAtjyz31&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwKiHyyhUX5ni3zgDXKFGjRJK5ssix3j%2B5JXpF4BEpWeLGAzfc9T8EbZZdKWrkOqlkTx1znt%2FJwsM9ekndo2uBVLDGH6gHbtk7c0U0CG9HFzEFMNvaORsPwbzimd7Y6bHBvE625fGXLzo5YFVrxfAHq%2BdJj0PhhHlOCOHAYR3AATrnW1du8VpzvqQBlSqPVDHEmbDcSlqG5WwQpQA1aRyMB6sExXcsnBwfcZ6h5qfeJsDEWRt2sjDnnz5OZvhC%2BHySQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR56dh-_FYg

 

Then check out mine or @Schaefft

[somewhatfoolish]

Rickety french deathtrap

[somewhatfoolish]

Two Simca 1301 Breaks, one fucked, one with a seized engine.

[somewhatfoolish]

No fucking idea what's going on, Lego car made of Renault 5.

[somewhatfoolish]

Samba floppytop

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Nissan Patrol, described as an Ebro so presumably a spanish licence build?

[Spottedlaurel]

Be like me, but......

More colourful/clattery.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295758612779

More alloys, no air-con, lower mileage. Still an auto GLI, but at £3,199 puts the value of mine into perspective.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385972860553

Less of everything.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385810464974

The last two come from the same seller, has quite the range of '90s onwards Toyotas for sale and I've seen their listings come up on the occasional Camry search. I suspect they rely on the fact these things just keep going and  can be picked up and sold on with just a decent cleaning session.

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

8 hours ago, KWhite said:

Grim

 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308190986190?sort=relevance&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&make=Ford&model=Escort&postcode=m342dz&fromsra

prime FoTu fodder there.  Four speed base model in no extra cost white. Love it

[Schaefft]

8 hours ago, nev_jr said:

Still gives me the horn, even in this sorry state.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325506926550?hash=item4bc9b987d6:g:QHYAAOSwpAtjyz31&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwKiHyyhUX5ni3zgDXKFGjRJK5ssix3j%2B5JXpF4BEpWeLGAzfc9T8EbZZdKWrkOqlkTx1znt%2FJwsM9ekndo2uBVLDGH6gHbtk7c0U0CG9HFzEFMNvaORsPwbzimd7Y6bHBvE625fGXLzo5YFVrxfAHq%2BdJj0PhhHlOCOHAYR3AATrnW1du8VpzvqQBlSqPVDHEmbDcSlqG5WwQpQA1aRyMB6sExXcsnBwfcZ6h5qfeJsDEWRt2sjDnnz5OZvhC%2BHySQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR56dh-_FYg

 

He might actually have a pair of rust free rear doors, thanks for sharing!

[Cavcraft]

FIAT UNO. | eBay

'LOOKS LIKE A SUCKED SMARTY AT THE MOMENT'

 

[Cavcraft]

Ford Escort Calypso Convertible Project | eBay

'Escort Calypso' is an anagram of Cesspool Tracy, who sounds like the sort of girl you could pull in this on Rhyl promenade, one dusky evening.

[Schaefft]

Despite the work needed this last year Twin Turbo GTO/3000GT could be a genuine bargain. The images used in the ad make me lose hope in humanity though. Crop-ception!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1000501097755425/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Rust Collector]

2 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Despite the work needed this last year Twin Turbo GTO/3000GT could be a genuine bargain. The images used in the ad make me lose hope in humanity though. Crop-ception!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1000501097755425/?ref=facebook_story_share

I turned one of those down for about £650 roughly 10 years ago, at the time I thought I wouldn’t be able to fix it myself and it scared me off. What a twat, should’ve just bought it anyway 😅

[Remspoor]

9 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Nissan Patrol, described as an Ebro so presumably a spanish licence build?

Correct. Some were built in Spain. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Patrol#Spanish_production

 

[Kringle]

10 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Rickety french deathtrap

[nev_jr]

Yeah the MOT history says it was a little bit crispy once upon a time but LOOK AT IT. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354997202024?hash=item52a77b6c68:g:xRoAAOSw5Bdk5zJW&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJMeNJFanpsT9B4zz0SXquSp4SE%2BA00ze2QR%2FI5btbAL26W0Oe2pdo9oNe82%2Frjyjuu49BDriI7Kbqq9AXxIOWiM38zbOi0XVvpiFD5HthwgJJsQjsl1WLkT3Vj39FZ1%2BioUU9BqxrOM57%2FR%2Fq4EJiL6hmIsIZ85bRp%2FQsKFu4esU84u%2B2hltT%2B9CbOtPOSWxN8LJU0vWjsWDNbnOBfvU3kX22KW24IqOm%2F5cMoQRI5bKg1mcxNkbuRdjoNXR6wFAw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR57_ne_FYg

 

[egg]

Fun times to be had (on private roads)

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/6911831042182121/

[egg]

Quote

The car started life at Perrys Loughborough dealership, then sold to the 1st local owner....

Phew, I wouldn't touch it if it was from Perry's Mansfield.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/188819450771037/

[Flat4]

Have we had this?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/797418812066531/?ref=browse_tab

Citroen XM but sounds like it needs a fair bit of work.

[Schaefft]

1 hour ago, Rust Collector said:

I turned one of those down for about £650 roughly 10 years ago, at the time I thought I wouldn’t be able to fix it myself and it scared me off. What a twat, should’ve just bought it anyway 😅

You can still find cheap automatic naturally aspirated ones, one like in the link definitely not.

[Flat4]

Beige auto Rover 75 derv.

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/281655324594424/?ref=browse_tab

[Cavcraft]

1982 Triumph TR7 Hard Top Running Project | eBay

[grogee]

Daddy fool £3300 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-54-vauxhall-zafira-20-gsi-turbo-7-leather-seats-mot-0624-px-swaps/1460020271

[grogee]

Thaaaab 9-3, the pictures make me despair for humanity as @Schaefft says. £900 Cov

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/saab-93-2006-19-diesel-for-sale/1456801863

 

[grogee]

S320 pez £1150 Cov. 

I like this, someone tell me not to buy it. 

Exciting warning message. 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercedes-benz-s-class-s320-petrol-2002-3199-cc-4-doors-ulez-compliant/1462567356

[grogee]

Waygu R, slightly pink, slightly dented. £1300 Banbury. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/suzuki-wagonr-13-petrol-car/1459190297

[grogee]

Renault Senco apparently. £2500 Stratford upon Avon. 

"Fits 3 grown men in back" 

Does it indeed, Amy. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-senco-i-music/1464468983

[grogee]

XJV8 at home in Cov, £950

"ceck engine light on, the car not bin use for long time, if you are interested please come down and ceck it"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj/1463618084