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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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EFA

Ooh, I do like the vel satis just posted above, weren't the 3.0 diesel auto's gaurenteed to have engine and/or gearbox failure?

 

If anyone fancies it, its 5 mins from me so i can have a look.

kinkersaab Rank: Citroen Ami

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it was at morris leslie car auctions for a few weeks, reserve was £1800 which i thought was a too salty, I was told by auction owner is had sold, so its seems to cheap, or it never sold, or its fucked..... place your bets. :)

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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A fantastic business opportunity!

THIS COULD BE USED AS A BUSINESS AT FETE'S, GALA'S, OPENDAY'S, BIRTHDAYS ,CARNIVALS.

Sounds good.

 

CARRYING UPTO 8 CHILDREN + ADULT DRIVER

Well, you don't want to let the children drive, especially as the driver's seat appears to be a plastic chair.

 

THE CHASSIS IS BASED ON A VOLVO CAR,IT STARTS ON THE BUTTON AND RUNS WELL BUT WILL NEED SERVICING AND A WATER PUMP AS IT LEAKS

Fair enough. I'm sure the entrepreneurial budget allows a little tinkering.

 

TS BEEN STOOD FOR A WHILE BUT IS A GREAT FUN VEHICLE !!

Really?! Fantastic!

 

Oh.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yellow Escort belongs (I think) to Joe who used to be on here.

 

Maxi was listed at about £400 or so last time round, both the above are quite local to me so if anyone does want me to have a look over them let me know.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ha, he's behind the times! I had whitewalls on a Mini in 1979! :lol:

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A fifteen-quid Mini, as you could then.

willswitchengage Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I woud score the cab overall 7 out of 10

 

Interesting way of finishing an ad... also new winnah of "highest mileage car I've found on ebay" at 565k :)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Is there another interior as utterly half arsed as this?

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Rattle can spray mixed with mingebag dash/seats c/w builders boot scratches tastic.

 

Oh, just in case you were worried the rest of this shit heap isn't up to the same 'standard' then check out the paintwork.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Ranger-2 ... 35bb486cb1

 

'This truck is nicknamed 'Celibacy' as no fucker is ever going to sleep with you if you drive it'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Angus arse droppings-er of the month contender, check out this scat muncher.

 

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'Cheap Insurance due to Highly Modified Status. The insurance is cheap for this car due to the amount of mods. My renewal quote as a young driver for a standard MG zr + was £3000 after declaring all the mods this went down to £1500'

 

DEFO M8. I FITED 2 SCOBY ENGNES IN2 MY NOVA AND DA INSHURANS WNT DOWN 2 FORTY QUID A YR.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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The insurance might be cheap, the real cost is looking to all the world like a fucking massive bell end as you go about your daily business.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Which, oddly enough, is exceptionally apt as it looks very similar to most of my daily businesses. Especially after a few pints and a curry.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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Winky

 

You've missed out the best part Billy!.

 

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Old skool Debenhams logo!, The same seller also has this JU Van, Have you seen the rest of the shite in his yard, I need to find this place!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MORRIS ... 20c50ebefb

 

In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cortina-mk3-e ... 231cb3e16a

6ettinold Rank Austin Metro

6ettinold

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Anyone older than 11 is going to struggle to climb into this twatwagon!!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Anyone older than 11 is going to struggle to climb into this twatwagon!!

 

If I knew that nobody I know would see me I would love to test drive this

 

 

Straight to the nearest multi storey car park and then fling the door open

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours.

 

If I win the lottery tonight that will be outside my house this time next week.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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My first is in salty, but never in pepper

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-FORD-Mk4 ... 3cc592dbc7

 

My second's in Peugeot, but never in Frog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Peugeot- ... 23184bb30a

 

My third is in awful, but never in dog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-Vauxhall ... 20c505e2a2

 

And my last is in Zephyr, but not in filler or bog

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zephyr-Z ... 3cc4d32149

 

So fellow shiters, what did you get your answer as?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-ESTIMA ... 256fc7ec9c

 

That's right me old taters, it's a (headgasket) spaz.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Straight to the nearest multi storey car park and then fling the door open

 

You'd never get the chance since you'd beach it on the first ramp, at which point you could say "Nah, it's not really me." and wander off leaving the seller to face the consequences of OMG CAR PARK KHÄØS.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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In other news what about this Cosworth powered Mk3 Cortina, That would piss off the neighbours.

 

If I win the lottery tonight that will be outside my house this time next week.

 

 

It is utterly awesome. Just imagine the bright red faces of VAG TDI drivers as you overtake them

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