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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Alfa-Romeo-155-DTM-Tribute-project-car-very-rare-No-reserve/333773696908

 

'NEW REAR SUB FRAME MOUNTS'
 
 
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Seems a bit extreme, M8
 
 
'Tribute project car'
 
Have to be honest, I'd rather 'tribute' over a photograph of Jimmy Krankie in her piss stained apple catchers.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Cortina-2-Door-1-3-floor-change-manual-Sound-unmolested-basis-GT-Race/324358583624?hash=item4b85473548:g:FscAAOSwPHhfoHZM

 

'It’s a perfect base for a race car' 

 

Wot m8 GIF - Find on GIFER

 

It's a perfect base for LEAVING THE FUCK ALONE.

 

 

Posted
5 hours ago, big_al_granvia said:

Would be a great track car but parts would be an issue as would maintaining it, not like you could look on ebay or ECP's and get everything easy. I'm sure it could be road legal too for a hefty price

The winner needs deep pockets. Be it for use as a track car, in a national championship or if they fancy a crack at BTCC 🤣

 

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3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Jesus wept, you can FEEL the poverty.

My Dad had a very early 214 in a low (windy windows, no PAS) trim but that at least got the fake wood, that's proper miserable. Was a colour an option or did you have to go for clear over primer?

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7 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Jesus wept, you can FEEL the poverty.

My Dad had a very early 214 in a low (windy windows, no PAS) trim but that at least got the fake wood, that's proper miserable. Was a colour an option or did you have to go for clear over primer?

At least it wasn’t a fucking Escort. 

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17 minutes ago, SiC said:

This seems a good price

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/254767374132

Yes the price is right. I've never heard anybody call a V12 Jaarg a "daily driver" unless you own an oil well - the steering pump pipe needs tightening apparently - why not just do it? They are completely undriveable without the PAS unless you are Charles Atlas. 

Rusty wings may equal rust elsewhere - it's the radius arm mounts on the back that detach spectacularly and need a lot of welding amongst other spots. 

Pre-HE its about 14 mpg.

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9 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Jesus wept, you can FEEL the poverty.

My Dad had a very early 214 in a low (windy windows, no PAS) trim but that at least got the fake wood, that's proper miserable. Was a colour an option or did you have to go for clear over primer?

I love it, mine is just as pov spec, but at least I have power steering! 

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2 hours ago, lesapandre said:

Yes the price is right. I've never heard anybody call a V12 Jaarg a "daily driver" unless you own an oil well - the steering pump pipe needs tightening apparently - why not just do it? They are completely undriveable without the PAS unless you are Charles Atlas. 

Rusty wings may equal rust elsewhere - it's the radius arm mounts on the back that detach spectacularly and need a lot of welding amongst other spots. 

Pre-HE its about 14 mpg.

But for that money, the fact it still on four wheels not on the floor and it moves about, it's was cheap. No wonder it sold so quickly. 

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Allo - Autoshite Motors... purveyors of quality carriages 'By Appointment'.... woose speaking?

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This is Elizabeth - Elizabeth The Second...

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Allo Mrs Second...how can I help ya?

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You have a Royal Daimler for sale on something called  'Ebay' - 'By Appointment?' I have never heard of yooo...

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Yea Mrs Second - you need an appointment to see our old motas...

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It's a Daimler fit for A Queen..?

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We cater for all types and creeds Mrs Second...

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And whoo was it owned by you pleb? Was it King George, or Prince Pillip or Queen Elizabeth, or Princess Margoret or Chaarls?

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Her Majesty Marie of Yugoslavia owned it Mrs Second... a snip at £12,900 to you..

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Ones absolutely never heard of them nor has my corgi...goodbye...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/363164759144

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