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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If someone buys this, the world has finally got to the point of no return.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Golf-GTI-1-6/153872382126?hash=item23d38238ae:g:h4AAAOSw5HZedeDg

 

Six quid shy of twenty grand. Think what you could get for that, instead of a buffed up, over-rated automotive dog turd.

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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59 minutes ago, The Vicar said:

Here are some better photos of this total dream machine:

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The height of refinement!

I'm smitten. 

When are you getting it?

The Vicar Rank: Citroen Ami

The Vicar

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2 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

When are you getting it?

I have a wad of cash burning a hole in my pocket since selling my Porsche 924 in January. 

I never would have imagined I might replace it with a Suzuki Alto, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't a bit tempted.

I can't do anything for the next couple of weeks anyway, our lockdown has been extended to 5th May, so I have plenty of time to ponder.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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6 minutes ago, hairnet said:

hello bmw?

id like to sit in a custard cream please

 

 

Hairnet sploshing. Now there's a mental image I could do without.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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All your shite collecting sorted for the next few months. If you get stopped, simply bury the 20 mopeds in the back under 5 tonnes of VIM, Angel Delight* and wire saucepan cleaners. If they point out that VG went bust years ago, just tell them you're from Ellesmere Port.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TK-Box-Van-Lorry-Truck-Classic-Vintage-Rare-Barn-Find-Restore-Project/202961551305?hash=item2f41737fc9:g:iDkAAOSw3adekIzu

 

 

*Angel Delight was fucking disgusting. The first spoon was like 'yeah, this is ok' the second and third were all like 'what the fuck is this shit?' and fourth onwards were about to come straight back up again.

 

LightBulbFun Rank: Talbot Tagora

LightBulbFun

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10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

All your shite collecting sorted for the next few months. If you get stopped, simply bury the 20 mopeds in the back under 5 tonnes of VIM, Angel Delight* and wire saucepan cleaners. If they point out that VG went bust years ago, just tell them you're from Ellesmere Port.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TK-Box-Van-Lorry-Truck-Classic-Vintage-Rare-Barn-Find-Restore-Project/202961551305?hash=item2f41737fc9:g:iDkAAOSw3adekIzu

 

 

*Angel Delight was fucking disgusting. The first spoon was like 'yeah, this is ok' the second and third were all like 'what the fuck is this shit?' and fourth onwards were about to come straight back up again.

 

they produced Bedford TKs for quite a while didn't they!

until 1986/1992 according to wikipedia! 

bit weird but fun to see such a 1950's design on such late plates/liveries!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Just bought a £1,750 Golf Mk1 GTi for nearly twenty grand? Step this way for an inexpensive* birthday present for your kid

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-JUNIOR-PORSCHE-911/233555311708?hash=item3660fb3c5c:g:IDQAAOSwhgxekLV7

 

About 48p's worth of scrap old bollocks for £4,950 and his feed back is hilariously bad. WCPGW?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Quite a professional* outfit that CF driver is running.

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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Would the cf even make it to the bridge, what's the weight limit on something like that? 

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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1988 Ford Iveco Vehicle Transporter For Sale (picture 2 of 3)

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1193699

Reg says it all, cant have a EGO if you pilot this bad boy.

Also supplied is a leaflet which shows how vehicle could be re-built at a fraction of the cost of any alternative way.

 

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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I mean them lights, how shit can you go.

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Shitter that's how shit you can go

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super stylish

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/subaru-impreza-wrx-classic-1994-super-stylish-300bhp/202958769709?hash=item2f41490e2d:g:Ir4AAOSwjFpejJBL

Jazoli Rank: Lancia Gamma

Jazoli

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The owners obviously a cunt judging by the numberplate, and a tasteless wanker too. 

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