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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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2 minutes ago, keef said: 

Copart's quote :-

Delivery will cost you £380

Is that total or per mile?

 

(And if they say stop taking the piss, tell them they started it.)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£300 seems a bit steep, but maybe these 3 door, non-sunroof 205s are sought after?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-diesel/274323963169?hash=item3fdefb7d21:g:oeAAAOSwSQheg6KY

 

It's in Llanfyllin, which is ten hours from Oswestry, and Oswestry is ten hours from anywhere.  Last time I collected a car from there, I got a puncture in my recovery truck and didn't have the allen key to remove the fancy metal wheel trim, so had to smash it off in the pissing rain using an HGV tyre lever and a hammer.  If the coppers ever found the spot they'd have thought it was a murder scene as I lost about 86 pints of blood in the process.  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Seicento-Sporting-1-1-engine-milage-30000-12-months-MOT/324121994482?hash=item4b772d24f2:g:DyoAAOSwqG1ehF6f

 

Would like to win this listing, then refuse to collect because the bobbles on the vendor's trousers are playing havoc with my OCD

 

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-ASTRA-GTE-2-0-8V-NOT-16V-62-000-MILES-2-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-FROM-NEW/392737939981?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20190212102350%26meid%3D0b2e19a7df3c42439636fb12fd0a706a%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D283821904566%26itm%3D392737939981%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Seicento-Sporting-1-1-engine-milage-30000-12-months-MOT/324121994482?hash=item4b772d24f2:g:DyoAAOSwqG1ehF6f

Would like to win this listing, then refuse to collect because the bobbles on the vendor's trousers are playing havoc with my OCD

Im the high bidder at the opening bid, so I may have that opportunity.

Doubt it mind you - I fully expect to be outbid, but you never know your luck in a ROFFL ( or eBay auction)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CT125-farm-bike-very-rare-barn-find-not-XL-or-XR/223963447343?hash=item342543002f:g:dwUAAOSwUOJd6hVV

 

'its a sort of farm quad bike but with 2 wheels'

 

Almost like a motorbike, M8?

 

'its completely rust free'

 

Clearly.

 

 

andyberg Rank: Renault 16

andyberg

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Love the bit about, no viewing, just delivery only? yeah like some buffoon will buy it when the description doesn't match the condition ??

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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31 minutes ago, Tepper said:

Not sure if this is the right place for it but had to share this monstrosity:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-E300D-6-door-limousine-2010-facelift-new-interior-modified/164106476372?hash=item2635821b54:g:b2AAAOSwlE9d2GNL

 

 

That is absolutely fucking horrific.

 

Top find 327/2.

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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1 hour ago, Tepper said:

Not sure if this is the right place for it but had to share this monstrosity:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-E300D-6-door-limousine-2010-facelift-new-interior-modified/164106476372?hash=item2635821b54:g:b2AAAOSwlE9d2GNL

 

Normally I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, but in these dark times @Kiltox deserves it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Why was there ever one Mitsuoka Zimbabwe Golden Showers, let alone five hundred of the fucking things?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUOKA-LE-SEYDE-2-0-REPLICA-OF-ZIMMER-GOLDEN-SPIRIT-1-OF-ONLY-500-LOW-MILEAGE/353024248281?hash=item5231e289d9:g:JqIAAOSwMmhehJeh

motorpunk Rank: Renault 16

motorpunk

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Why was there ever one Mitsuoka Zimbabwe Golden Showers, let alone five hundred of the fucking things?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUOKA-LE-SEYDE-2-0-REPLICA-OF-ZIMMER-GOLDEN-SPIRIT-1-OF-ONLY-500-LOW-MILEAGE/353024248281?hash=item5231e289d9:g:JqIAAOSwMmhehJeh

Seller is a lovely chap. He imports all sorts of weird cack and sells it to idiots like me. 
 

But not this. This is silly.

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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And to think an S13 had to be butchered for that thing to exist.

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