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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1953-Vespa-6-Day-Pure-Italian-Vintage-Scooter/324067108299?hash=item4b73e7a5cb:g:DZkAAOSwn1JePsW4

 

'She goes like a wasp'

 

Wanders round in circles outside dustbins before being twatted by someone who couldn't stand it any longer?

 

That is your quintessential Vietbodge* Horror. Under all those pounds of wob and shiny paint there will be bits of at least 4 frames snot welded together. As for the mechanical bits, this is the quality of workmanship you can expect to find. Anyone spunking thirteen and a half large on that POS will be seriously disappointed.

 

And apart from anything else, few things look more gash than an 8" wheel Vespa on 10"s.

 

 

* similar lash-up shitbuckets also available from Indonesia.

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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7 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Good spot - apparently so! Wonder why it ended up languishing? 

In happier times with my Mondeo...

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Floatylight Rank: Renault 16

Floatylight

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Potentially cheap W124 wagon
s-l1600.jpg
Have you a link?

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

UltraWomble

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1 minute ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I think I’ve finally found my dream Mk4 Astra!!!!

 

A sentence that would never be uttered anywhere else other than AS

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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13 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

Have you a link?

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Click on the picture. :)

 

Edit: it's ended now anyway.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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17 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Click on the picture. :)

 

Edit: it's ended now anyway.

£620 in Hitchin.

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3013086215386876/

Do you see yourself as a,Gauloises smoking,handsome french chap?

75196359_10158077019996490_7966170899554

Do you see yourself as driving a eurowagon  to impress others?

73322852_10158077021721490_3903874501808

Do you want to drive through rivers without owning a SUV/OLLI?

73218370_10158077019526490_3255282191835

Do you like cheese,wine and baguettes?

74572520_10158077021606490_3325468782155

Do you have £1750 for a lifestyle vehicle if so this is the vehicle for you..

74411734_10158077019806490_7532024588683

Actually it looks canny nice..

 

S2000 Rank: BL Wedge

S2000

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1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3013086215386876/

Do you see yourself as a,Gauloises smoking,handsome french chap?

75196359_10158077019996490_7966170899554

Do you see yourself as driving a eurowagon  to impress others?

73322852_10158077021721490_3903874501808

Do you want to drive through rivers without owning a SUV/OLLI?

73218370_10158077019526490_3255282191835

Do you like cheese,wine and baguettes?

74572520_10158077021606490_3325468782155

Do you have £1750 for a lifestyle vehicle if so this is the vehicle for you..

74411734_10158077019806490_7532024588683

Actually it looks canny nice..

 

I’ve got a boner just thinking of that with yellow lights while wiping myself down with old issues of the Radio Times Imagining Michelle and Helgar   from Allo Allo in all the gear at the 7 pound car wash ........... is this normal?

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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2 hours ago, egg said:

Barrett's northern cousin?

Can't be. I don't own a pair of jeans, or a BX that actually works

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The Calibre kit on that Mk2 Cavalier looks fucking ridiculous on the back of a hatchback.

Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I know he's got his hands full right now but this looks this looks Ghostier than @Ghosty himself

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-Aerodeck-1-6i-auto-2000MY-VTEC-SE/184177496600

Auto box and Manchester location, £450

Yes this is 100% me. 

Unfortunately it's at Radcliffe fucking Car Auctions, they're utter twats that use eBay classifieds and Auto Trader listings to list their auction lots, with the price as the sodding auction estimate. I've seen a lot of things for sale through them and thought 'hmm!' but no, it's at a fucking auction house, and I've got to go out of my way to bid for it. Bollocks to that.
In other words, you can't buy it for £450. Fucking shitebag cunts, their listings proper piss me off. Don't advertise what isn't for sale. 

billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

billy_bunter

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2 hours ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3013086215386876/

Do you see yourself as a,Gauloises smoking,handsome french chap?

75196359_10158077019996490_7966170899554

Do you see yourself as driving a eurowagon  to impress others?

73322852_10158077021721490_3903874501808

Do you want to drive through rivers without owning a SUV/OLLI?

73218370_10158077019526490_3255282191835

Do you like cheese,wine and baguettes?

74572520_10158077021606490_3325468782155

Do you have £1750 for a lifestyle vehicle if so this is the vehicle for you..

74411734_10158077019806490_7532024588683

Actually it looks canny nice..

 

Is ti something to do with my settings? I cannot see one of those phot'os!!!! Not restricted to your posts there are a few ohteres. Tis a spazwaddlingly annoying

 

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