eBay tat volume 3.

[DVee8]

This looks clean and tidy for just a bag..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/283003469322746/

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-230-E-CLASS-230E-W123-CLASSIC-CREAM-DAILY-DRIVER-SUPER-WOW/184174651642?hash=item2ae1aa28fa:g:K78AAOSwt35dxVYl

 

'im prepared to accept a reasonable offer but im not desperate so desperate to get rid as im not going to cut my nose of to spite my face lol . '

 

£7,500 buy it now.

 

Lol, indeed.

 

'I AM COMMUNITY LEADER'

 

Have a word with Calvin Harris M8, he knows a rag and bone man.

 

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-van/274273910241?hash=item3fdbffbde1:g:P24AAOSweMJeSqnd

 

'UK BIDDERS ONLY'

 

That'll send the frothers over the edge with delight.

[scdan4]

42 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-sierra-5-door-hatch-1-8-diesel-barn-find/174194455699?hash=item288ecc7493:g:H20AAOSwoeVeSswu

 

It's the 1.8 diesel lump in this, which produces exactly 157,916 times less smoke than the wanky old 1.8 CVH boat anchors some of these got lumbered with.

But has a 70s 2 stroke power* band. The cvh was far nicer.

 

50 minutes ago, leanycan said:

Oooft... the perverse diesel enthusiast in me wants to run this through centre of Glasgow, whilst belching thick black smoke out of two great big sodding stacks on the back of the cab, cutting several years off the life of eco mentalists in my wake,

Bound to eat veg oil, that will confuse them.

edit.

that ural is seriously lovely, and a bloody good ad. 

[Cavcraft]

Have we skipped fifty fucking years or something? 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Jetta-TX-mk2-1-6-petrol-1986-VW-Modified-retro-classic-surviver/114119340222?hash=item1a920af0be:g:pucAAOSwi~FeSq1q

 

£4,750

 

 It's like David Ike has started working for Parker's Guide on the proviso he consumes £250's worth of Class A before doing the valuations.

 

[Cavcraft]

 

That bra in front of it looks more inviting.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Midget-1500-Project-Barn-Find/174194290849?hash=item288ec9f0a1:g:u7wAAOSwScxeSqD9

 

'would probably look a lot better after a power wash! '

 

 

Would also probably look a lot less after a power wash.

[Cavcraft]

This is ace, wheels probs not everyone's mug of Tetley but it still looks class

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Austin-Cambridge-A60/324075832446?hash=item4b746cc47e:g:sT8AAOSwTm1eSpNe

[NorfolkNWeigh]

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/866640683771214/?ref=browse_tab&tracking={"qid"%3A"6794466837763770217"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"3773797879304782"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A3773797879304782%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A4%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A2087922136755732480%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A4.1796118008777e-5%2C\"upsell_type\"%3Anull}"}

Be like @danthecapriman, only shorter and more rusty.

[willswitchengage]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-URAL-4320-6x6-DIESEL-WINCH-TRACTOR-TRUCK-CRANE-BED-TREE-SURGERY-BUSINESS/202907644684?hash=item2f3e3cf30c:g:tjYAAOSwAGxeSmiI

Quote

Being a tractor, you can run it on Red Diesel,

Is this true? I thought that was only the case if you are driving off-highway, hence why tractors etc have two fuel tanks.

Quote

Longer term, he advises a brake service

So the brakes don't actually work then

[Cavcraft]

Pretty sure you can run them on red for 'agriculture purposes' between places of your work.  There's only one way to find out if that includes driving it 187 miles up the M6 as you left your work's pass at your aunty's house on Friday night.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

 

 

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, willswitchengage said:

Is this true? I thought that was only the case if you are driving off-highway, hence why tractors etc have two fuel tanks.

So the brakes don't actually work then

How fast do expect to be going? I think continental drift will be faster accelerating.

[richardmorris]

56 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Pretty sure you can run them on red for 'agriculture purposes' between places of your work.  There's only one way to find out if that includes driving it 187 miles up the M6 as you left your work's pass at your aunty's house on Friday night.

However, so long as you do not intend to use red diesel to travel any further than 1.5km on public roads whilst travelling between different areas of land which are occupied by the same person. And then for purposes relating to agriculture, horticulture or forestry, this is deemed to be acceptable use by HMRC.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Paging @eddyramrod

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/581307905924121/

£650

 

[Maurice Marina]

13 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Jesus.  That's as fit as a butcher's dog.

The seats might even be virginal under there!

If it was £2,2 or whatever then I'd probably be tempted.  £3k is a lot of money to sit on the wrong side of the drive thru though.

Reverse through?

[TheIsleofShite]

Oh baby!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-Audi-100-LS/283786501428?hash=item4212fe5d34:g:cawAAOSw25VeSvvi
 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

holy shite, a GREEN VINYL ROOF????? 

[Amishtat]

Chances of that remaining unscened? 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Holy christ, check out the face on this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

13 minutes ago, TheIsleofShite said:

Oh baby!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-Audi-100-LS/283786501428?hash=item4212fe5d34:g:cawAAOSw25VeSvvi
 

 

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

[Jamie]

must be one of the highest mile F20 1 series about - be cheap this!

 

[Cavcraft]

21 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Panic over, it has an Iv*co engine. It couldn't get to the Scottish wilderness if it started from there.

[Cavcraft]

You wouldn't like me when I'm pink

 

 

Don't make me pink, you wouldn't  like me when I'm pink

 

 

Mr McGee!

 

 

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-customised-festival-caravan/233497904917?hash=item365d8f4715:g:JyAAAOSwk8JeP-~W

 

 

[The Vicar]

30 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Check out this puppy!

https://www.donedeal.ie/campers-for-sale/eura-mobil-motorhome-5-berth-a-class-new-cvrt/22610496

[Mr_Bo11ox]

AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! My eyes!!!!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-saxo/124082012874

Quote

 I drive it 12 miles home and confident it will go a lot further with someone responsible behind the wheel to get it home

Yes, it looks like it could probably manage 20 miles easily before snapping in half and the engine falling out onto the fucking road m8

[spartacus]

Wow, that does make for challenging viewing!

[supermellowman]

7 minutes ago, The Vicar said:

Check out this guppy!

EFA

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-403-Pick-Up-1960-French-Classic-Vintage-Show-Vehicle-Commercial-Project/372924071593

£2000 for this French barn find, seems like decent VFM to me

 

[Cavcraft]

'Always prepare your spraying area carefully. For example, make sure there's a house radiator blocking access one side, and your mum's kitchen door the other. It's also widely believed a big fuck off gap in the 'shelter' will help as the wind, rain, dust and the ceiling curtain will aid the drying process' 

 

 

'Whoops! Nearly forgot to mention spilling coffee on the floor to absorb any overspray'

 

 

'Nearly there now'

 

 

'Oh, one final tip:  Don't bother masking the wind screen, save time by simply using the wipers to clear the area afterwards'

 

 

 

'nobody else has these colours'

 

I should fucking hope not. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Street-KA-custom-painted-low-mileage-NO-RESERVE-PRICE/143533026166?hash=item216b3c2b76:g:It0AAOSwUuheRpjp