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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CROMPTON-LEYLAND-MORRISON-ELECTRIC-MILK-FLOAT-CATERING-VEHICLE/124065872690?hash=item1ce2e6fb32:g:wfsAAOSwtgNeMsV3

 

As that picture appears to show some financial institutions, let's see how the vendor's figures stack up. 

 

' CAN ALSO BUY 2-3 FULLY REFURBISHED FLOATS FOR THE SAME PRICE AS JUST ONE NEWER ELECTRIC COMMERCIAL VEHICLE THAT CAN'T TAKE THE SAME PAYLOAD

 

' £18,995.00'

 

And a brand new NV200 is about £20,000. Which seems to carry more weight, goes more than fucking 16mph flat out and probably isn't going to pop up at Piccadilly bastarding circus selling alcohol free couscous by some boot polished bearded, sister's trouser wearing  tippex toothed bastard.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-340-gle-s-r-spares-or-repairs-belonged-to-vice-admiral-Denis-wildish/223887008821?hash=item3420b4a435:g:pJgAAOSwmU9eM0h1

 

'1 previous owner who was vice admiral Denis wildish'

 

Who presumably kept it under the sea.

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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58 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

I'm looking for a small van. First search result in eBay was this

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O rly ? 

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35 my arse. Anyway, too old for me, sadly (unless I carve a niche market for Crap Express* Couriers With Guaranteed FTP)

695 queens heads from ....fuck....Croydon

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-25-COMMERCE-VAN-2-0-TDI-MOT-UNTIC-OCTOBER-1-OF-ONLY-35-EVER-MADE-RARE/402058096495?hash=item5d9c87af6f:g:K34AAOSwbyBeMfIB

I like that a lot,but if he thinks a 2.0 Diesel is a fast van,he obviously hasn't driven an MG Express 160 ?

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Facebook c15 looks a good buy, assuming it has a left hand side and isn't absolutely hanging underneath. I want (but don't need) another, I m always wary of the fly through another mot remark, though.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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21 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

I thought this was part of Ford’s heritage fleet.

That's a good point, but Google suggests they have this one..

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I was getting tempted by the C15, and see the vendor has reworded the advert. No longer refers to flying through the next mot and now mentions superficial corrosion and a cracked windscreen. I assume someone has been to see it   and pointed this out. I'm now wondering how bad it is but up to a long trip to look at it.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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34 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

I was getting tempted by the C15, and see the vendor has reworded the advert. No longer refers to flying through the next mot and now mentions superficial corrosion and a cracked windscreen. I assume someone has been to see it   and pointed this out. I'm now wondering how bad it is but up to a long trip to look at it.

I'm sure I could look at it for you - no expert on them, but it is near me. Superficial corrosion was mentioned initially.

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Flat4 Rank: Renault 16

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Some of this looks like it's been eaten by a dinosaur....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Nissan-X-Trail-2-5i-Sport-Automatic-Jurassic-Park-4x4-Spares-or-Repair-MOT/153800887871?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20190212102350%26meid%3D9e5c6c2296a04a5480e667f50ac251eb%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D293420471660%26itm%3D153800887871%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

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3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Broken down Toyota Crown

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And Jill came tumbling aaaafteeerrr.

Couldn't resist, been with children all day.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I bet if you owned something fucking awful made of fibreglass with dodgy electrics, you wouldn't want anything else like that.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-berth-caravan/312975400860?hash=item48dec99f9c:g:30MAAOSwvvJeMxnD

 

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Tamworthbay Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Straight into my watch list. 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Velocette-200-1961/184154434774?hash=item2ae075acd6:g:9UUAAOSwTZ9eNCKx

Shit! I turned down 4 of them for less than that 10 years ago. They have been £200 on a good day and £100 on a bad one in that condition for years. And that’s IF you could find someone to buy them. I have a soft spot for them due to shiteness factor.

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