eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

OMG M8 I SED I WORNTED U 2 DEDICATE MY ARTWORK, NOT DEFICATE

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-1-6i-16v-2000-5MY-Zetec-/321125748667?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac4960fbb

 

THIS IS AWSOME

 

Awesome in a 'I'd like someone to eat tin foil then shit on my bonnet' awesome? Or awesome as in 'fucking hateful'?

[Alexg]

CLUNGE ENTRANCING 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citreon-2cv-lomax-pick-up-kit-car-/151069533571?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232c722583

[dollywobbler]

The very definition of the word Gopping. Ugh!

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MERCEDES-200TE-AUTO-RED-CLASSIC-not-BMW-FORD-VOLVO-/190859338236?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c701a61fc

 

AS IN PICTURE NEAR SIDE WING HAD A HOLE IT SO FILLED IT

 

[Bucketeer]

 

low mileage car never left 10 mile radious of suppling dealer even with 6 owners

 

Never?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-AUTO-WHITE-spares-repairs-/400515629713?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5d40978291

[Bucketeer]

Just had your dinner?

Unlucky.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Magenta-1100-MG-Riley-kestrel-Kitcar-kit-car-project-sports-A-series-Mini-/171064360375?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27d43afdb7

[brickwall]

Good Lord!

[vulgalour]

With the Magenta it's amazing to think that not only did someone design but that someone also produced it.  More amazing still is that some people bought them new and most amazing of all is that people still buy them.  They're one of those cars I really want to like, but I just can't, my eyes won't let me.

[Junkman]

The utmost amazing thing is that some were exported. There was a fleet of them serving as summer taxis at Wörthersee when I was a kid.

Oh, and I quite like them.

[Spiny Norman]

[autofive]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/maserati-biturbo-restoration-or-spares-/281126022946?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41746aaf22

[SambaS]

That Lomax is pretty coooool 

[dollywobbler]

HOLY COW!

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C399804#

 

20k miles, off the road since 1996. Open to offers.

[brickwall]

You'll not find one in that good nick very often. Even comes with Texas Do-it-all carpet squares.

[meggersdog]

The doctor will be "on call" for that Fiat very shortly.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WOW that 128 is mega, i would love to clamber in through its rear hatch

[trigger]

That's a rare old thing, I wasn't even aware of this model, and it's local too!

[messerschmitt owner]

 

£550

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C330321#

[trigger]

That little Fiats a 1290cc too, I bet it's a flier when it wants to be.

[Junkman]

HOLY COW!

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C399804#

 

20k miles, off the road since 1996. Open to offers.

 

 

Hold me back! Hold me back!

Where do I sign?

[Brent_Crude]

Mere words have almost failed me.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-RENAULT-MODUS-PRIVILEGE-DCI-80-DIESEL-WITH-AIRBRUSHED-SNAKE-PAINTWORK-L-K-/300922910890?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46106738aa

 

 

"YOU WON'T FIND ANOTHER LIKE IT"

 

That's a real shame, I was hoping to put together an entire fleet of these reptile-adorned beauties and start a mobile reptile petting zoo business....

 

 

 

....or just torch one every day for a fortnight.    

[wuvvum]

Miserable summer holiday anyone? (B KWIK)

 

http://http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maestro-camper-van-spares-or-repair-/111099811898?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item19de10983a#ht_23wt_1142

 

[worldofceri]

That four door Beetle is appalling.  Twenty-four grand and he doesn't even appear to have mot'd it.

[willswitchengage]

 

Factory miles, tailblazer and ebay's daft massive pictures

 

But were those really its original trims?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That beetle is so thunderously shit, I LITERALLY can't believe it.

 

 

Take a look at that!!!! Extraordinary. I'm loving the windscreen installation as well:

 

 

£24k!!!!! the lad must have totally lost his marbles. At least you can say its in good condition I suppose, if I had this I'd advertise it for about £3500 and cross my fingers, toes and bollock.

[Alexg]

Do you wanna go outside?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-HILLMAN-AVENGER-GT-RARE-CAR-/190861366960?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c703956b0

 

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just had a TRIMZGASM

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Just imagine that Autobahn Police Beetle trying to apprehend a Mercedes doing 155mph. It's just not possible to picture it without a slide whistle sound effect followed by a wet fart noise as it spins off the carriageway and collapses into itself. 

[Cavcraft]

FOX IN A BOX

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Fox-1983-850cc-Unique-project-/300924049171?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4610789713

 

'The previous owner has made amazing changes at great expense.'

 

Sadly this seems to include making sure the rear canopy is now several inches too long on one side. I still would DO this car though, it looks mega.

[Cavcraft]

Someone PLEASE buy this and keep it looking exactly as it is now, and not mongify it with Minlites, wide arches and 'Mini Owners Blow Cocks Off' stickers

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Mini-Clubman-Estate-1100-Special-/111105934892?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19de6e062c

 

The listing is a bit hard to read but he/she seems a decent seller and has hopefully worded it well enough to keep the twats away. Sadly though it'll probably end up looking horrific and be 20 times the price with a bent MOT.