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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/544160306411369/

this is at mini & metro spares in warrington, they will have bought it to break it up so i hope that it escapes to live again.

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as its a nice looking late mark 1. all it needs is some 12 inch steels adding and then it would be perfect!

 No, leave the steelies as they are! They look spot on. 

£2.5k seems fruity though, even with the low miles. Maybe their excuse to break it when ‘forced to because of timewasters’. 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Free holidays/delight* your wife/ready made new home when she kicks you out. all in one purchase

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-project/164019348585?hash=item263050a469:g:SF8AAOSw1RpeEg5D

 

They missed a trick by not having that bird's legs over the top half of the door, then when the bottom bit opens having a big bush inside.

 

 

 

Imagine turning up at a Caravan Club site with that fucker in tow and trying to keep a straight face. Awesome ?

 

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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6 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

 No, leave the steelies as they are! They look spot on. 

£2.5k seems fruity though, even with the low miles. Maybe their excuse to break it when ‘forced to because of timewasters’. 

those are metric wheels, and there have been no new metric tyres made in 25-odd years..... especially in 160z6x315 to suit a metro.

you can still get 12 inch tyres though in a variety of sizes!

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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On 1/5/2020 at 8:30 PM, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-Continental-MK-V/333464787893?hash=item4da40cdbb5:g:iVQAAOSwFQVeD6Vh

im my quest to find a cheap run about to replace the lexus, i have found this beauty, worryingly close to home......

yes, this is the one for us (in my dreams!!)

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Why would you spend thousands on that, when for a couple of hundred, you could have a very good chance of a Cadillac?  'Tis lovely though.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1 minute ago, strangeangel said:

Meanwhile, still looking for a new home is the CAMPER LORREY!

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/camper-lorrey/153766776964

 

Fucking mega LOLZ. That's this thread over with for the next couple of months at least.

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3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Fucking mega LOLZ. That's this thread over with for the next couple of months at least.

 

I can't take the credit for this, it was originally spotted by @Mr_Bo11ox months ago. The same dude has been trying, unsuccessfully, to punt it on ever since and I reckon it's so good that it's worth a re-post from time to time.

 

The best pic is this one, where it becomes clear that he couldn't even be arsed to stick the caravan properly in the middle of the flatbed FFS:

 

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Legend ?

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And where in London can you buy a bijou, pied-a-Terry-and-June compact one bedroomed duplex linked luxury apartment with extensive waterside views for £29,995?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/42ft-Springer-Narrowboat/174146808216?hash=item288bf56998:g:sscAAOSwQpNeEldq

 

There is certainly some sort of appeal to living in one of these. Probably the sort of appeal that wears off after 19 days when you try and have a crafty J Arthur in the shower, slip in the wooden bucket and your purple headed womb broom pokes through the rotten window frame and you expose yourself to Sean Bean there, causing him to throw his fag into those gas bottles and you ending up in A&E trying to explain away the 3rd degree burns on your custard launcher to a frowning nurse and your now homeless wife.

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7 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/42ft-Springer-Narrowboat/174146808216?hash=item288bf56998:g:sscAAOSwQpNeEldq

 

There is certainly some sort of appeal to living in one of these. Probably the sort of appeal that wears off after 19 days when you try and have a crafty J Arthur in the shower, slip in the wooden bucket and your purple headed womb broom pokes through the rotten window frame and you expose yourself to Sean Bean there, causing him to throw his fag into those gas bottles and you ending up in A&E trying to explain away the 3rd degree burns on your custard launcher to a frowning nurse and your now homeless wife.

Sounds like a gritty, contemporary retelling of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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A rusty, wheezy museum piece of half-arsed load carrying capacity from a brand that is universally despised and LOLd at. And a Vauxhall Carlton.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Carlton-estate-2-litre-manual/274185947940?hash=item3fd6c18b24:g:Wo4AAOSwYZJeEk--

 

'I'd say clutch is getting high'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've seen some pretty clever photography in my time, but capturing a mid-flight, upside down goose pissing on your neighbour's car is going to take some beating.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEAP-CAR-Stock-Car-Currently-SORNED/333466491469?hash=item4da426da4d:g:5AQAAOSwbPld2WJV

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