eBay tat volume 3.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

7 hours ago, egg said:

Location: Canterbury. Not a part I recognise ?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1523723781098623/

Shows up on DVLA as:

RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC

GJ03RDV

2003 and it's BEIGE

SORN'd, apparently. MoT ran out 21st January last.

https://www.vehiclesmart.com/vehicle-smart-check.jsp?reg=GJ03RDV&utm_campaign=sharing&utm_source=vehicle-smart-search&utm_medium=app

[Sir Snipes]

I've seen a few Romania plates that are essentially the same combination of letters and numbers as a UK plate but in that font their plates use and the RO on the end. 

Must be a bit dubious legally?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 hours ago, Snipes said:

I've seen a few Romania plates that are essentially the same combination of letters and numbers as a UK plate but in that font their plates use and the RO on the end. 

Must be a bit dubious legally?

Dubious isn't the half of it.

[Sir Snipes]

Is that a disguised/cloned UK plate, or a Romanian plate that happens to read like a UK plate?

[Cavcraft]

 

Rigger boots flat to the floor 

two hair cuts in one if not more 

loose dogs living next door

Are never what they seem, oooh 

A wank in the park can become a bad dream 

Just like using this fucker for tree surgery 

where is the best place to export them all 

EMR Manchester or Liverpool? 

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting 

Taking Ivecos

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Iveco-75E17-Tipper-Spares-Or-Repairs-Tree-Surgery-Surgeon-Arborist-Chipper/193156164580?hash=item2cf9012be4:g:2b8AAOSw4ARcvLC~

 

I don't need a boy
I've got a van with no steel
Don't come any closer

or the axle will fall off

if you breath on it or touch it

so please for the sake of your own sanity

don't have one of these even if it's free
I never wanted this to happen to me
Don't try to change me you're wasting your time

I'd rather have an LDV and walk all the time

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-35s12-spares-repairs-2004-Spare-Engine-Prop-and-Diff-Job-Lot/153695850020?hash=item23c8fc8e24:g:1igAAOSwSqZdsLZ7

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Daily-2-3-Auto-Lwb-Van-2013-spares-or-repair-project-non-runner/123834948309?hash=item1cd5235ad5:g:NFAAAOSwbbtdKlj~

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/52-LHD-IVECO-DAILY-S12-LWB-VAN-SPARES-0R-REPAIR/274050401717?hash=item3fcead45b5:g:3l8AAOSwLARdov8G

 

Robert De Niro's cash is waiting
Taking Ivecos (Taking Ivecos)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-recovery-truck-spares-or-repair/264488491679?hash=item3d94be1a9f:g:vrQAAOSwL-FdmJi-

 

Robert De Niro's waiting (cash tonight)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

Now that was worth the effort finding my 45 single and singing along.

I dread to imagine what the neighbours think.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

34 minutes ago, Snipes said:

Is that a disguised/cloned UK plate, or a Romanian plate that happens to read like a UK plate?

Both. The current Romanian plate system was introduced in about 1997, whilst the current British one started in September 2001. The similarity wasn't a problem until the Romanians started migrating to Britain after joining the EU. 

They thought it was an excellent idea to buy RHD cars in Britain, put them on Romanian plates and carry on driving in Britain. No need to pay for VED, MoT or insurance. ANPR has problems identifying Romanian plates so escape speeding or parking penalties. Where the Romanian plate has a UK duplication - and many do - only the UK car is searchable on DVLA; there is no equivalent for Romania.

Highly illegal,  but police enforcement is patchy at best.

[Asimo]

Low miles Ital 1.3 that looks like it has life left in it. Just like a Morris Minor but slightly better in every way.

Certainly much cheaper than a Minor in the same condition.  1.3 is power enough most of the time.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-1300-HL-1275-A-Series-Low-Milage/323959237150?hash=item4b6d79aa1e:g:MzYAAOSwY-Nds1fq

[Floatylight]

Looks like it’s had the world’s cheapest blow-over.

Looks like@dollywobbler did it when he was doing Foxann.

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

[wuvvum]

Anyone fancy being Frogchod?

Fortunately Sadly I'm not nearly stupid brave enough to take this on myself.

[BeEP]

3 hours ago, Asimo said:

Low miles Ital 1.3 that looks like it has life left in it. Just like a Morris Minor but slightly better in every way.

Certainly much cheaper than a Minor in the same condition.  1.3 is power enough most of the time.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-1300-HL-1275-A-Series-Low-Milage/323959237150?hash=item4b6d79aa1e:g:MzYAAOSwY-Nds1fq

That doesn't look too bad with a new MOT included.  I passed my test in my dad's Ital 1.3 (a long time ago) so maybe I'm wearing slightly rose tinted glasses though,

[DVee8]

The only concerning thing about it is there was camera mounts in the back seats so I assume some pornos have been filmed in the back.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1357936994379543/

[egg]

What does £11k buy today anyway?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2480145335607324/

[egg]

Then again £8k gets you this. If I had it parked at home school run mums/bin lorries/delivery vans would hit it every week...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2443300592371659/

[egg]

On 10/24/2019 at 10:58 PM, egg said:

Cos 'Wobbler reviewed an X-type, I'm trying to find one with a 2.1 and cloth interior to post here, no joy yet...

Cloth defo was an option...

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/datsun-nissan-stanza-1-6-gl-jubilee/23332558

Just look at this gem, absolutely wonderful.

ACAB number plate a big rude though!

[sdkrc]

2 hours ago, egg said:

Then again £8k gets you this. If I had it parked at home school run mums/bin lorries/delivery vans would hit it every week...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2443300592371659/

I've got one of these, same year, different engine. Absolutely would recommend. Very cheap to run but you're completely screwed if something hard to replace goes. I've been looking for a windscreen for quite a while now...

[Mrcento]

Somebody needs to buy this, a proper Autoshite Talbot Horizon in brown and beige,

 

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/447392355914097/

 

[lesapandre]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F323953025821

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2518504741561080/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2265921330381212/

[lesapandre]

16 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2265921330381212/

12k - "all welding done"

"welding done"

"done"

[Remspoor]

22 hours ago, egg said:

https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/fiat-131-essence-rouge-23bdb595-5319-8418-e053-e250040ac853

Blimey.

Ready...

That is not a FIAT. It is a SEAT location is The Netherlands. With a Spanish plate i do wonder how the paperwork is looking. it only has the 1430cc engine, the lowest spec available. I will stand corrected but that the same as one installed in the older FIAT 127. Hardly a ball of 131 should be. Sorry to burst a bubble.

12 hours ago, Snipes said:

Is that a disguised/cloned UK plate, or a Romanian plate that happens to read like a UK plate?

It could be a genuine plate.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Romania

[Retr0naut]

[spartacus]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-UNO-Turbo-ie-MK1-ONYX-FIRECAT-KIT-CAR-project/293294633187?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3Dd2707f10f8ed4cc98dee240f867bce60%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D254400136429%26itm%3D293294633187%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2332490&_trksid=p2332490.c100930.m5375

 

Wow, soz gang, the link is massive and I couldn't even manage a pic!

I reckon with a little fettling this could be a great summer toy, or daily driver fort the hardened masochist.

[DVee8]

The Mi-the Mi-the Midas touch-touch-touch-touch =,

I've got the Midas touch
Everything I touch turns to gold, oh, sugar
I've got the Midas touch
Baby, let me touch your body and your soul..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/895445404188912/

 

If only the @TheDoctor needed a new car..

[DVee8]

I'm not quite sure what the seller is banging on about or how much he wants for the car,but what the hell..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/509604713218833/

[spike60]

RB44 quick response vehicle. I've never seen the word quick used for a Transit A series before but ours had 2.4 York diesels not a Chevrolet 5.7.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RB44-quick-response-vehicle/264511875433?hash=item3d9622e969:g:-RsAAOSwUY9dTpvx

[Asimo]

£10k might buy you some half-ok series Landrover full of britpart. Or this. My fantasy garage always has a basic Unimog just like this one.

There are worse investments.  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-Unimog-U1300L-4x4-dropside-off-road-truck-classic/133200547876?hash=item1f035f1024:g:EXsAAOSwB3JdJzxD

[Asimo]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-sunny-van-1990-h-Reg-92-k-miles-1-3-petrol-4-speed-manual/143420527641?hash=item2164879419:g:9pYAAOSwWYxdE34q