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Those three words letters. DCi

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/RVEAAOSwPPFcRKvK/s-l1600.jpg

 

Owned by a doctor, presumably as some kind of personal experiment on the durability of the human mind? For added win "does not come with any warranty whatsoever"

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Espace-2-2-dCi-5dr/123605941450?hash=item1cc77cfcca:g:RVEAAOSwPPFcRKvK

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Finally (for now) I give you UTTER DEDICATION to rover. Not just maintained, not just repaired, not EVEN just restored. This has been REFABRICATED. Presumably from several years worth of baked bean tins, coke cans and christmas novelty biscuit tins.

 

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To be fair its in really good condition, and the owner clearly has some L33t 5killZ to refabricate to this standard, but maybe a misguided use of the sellers time. Anyway, there are no pics of this underside fabrication so might be a load of old shite. Still, you don't see many about so might be worth something one day. £450 earth pounds please

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-reg-rover-metro-Rio-grande-REFABRICATED/292933676352?hash=item4434352d40:g:mAwAAOSwKdpcRgff

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Finally (for now) I give you UTTER DEDICATION to rover. Not just maintained, not just repaired, not EVEN just restored. This has been REFABRICATED. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/L-reg-rover-metro-Rio-grande-REFABRICATED/292933676352?hash=item4434352d40:g:mAwAAOSwKdpcRgff

I re-fabricated the boot lid to a Fiesta from Daves Isopon - was GR9 till I slammed it a bit hard one day and chunks of it fell off.

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You know those mentals who cut the roof off a car (BINI one from the bargains thread for example) and then sell it for £800 as being in 'great condition' apart from the fact its been cut off the rest of the car?

 

I have a mental image of someone who bought one of those but from a Metro, and then proceeded to painstaking recreate everything from the shoulder-line downwards from scratch. Then sells it for £450 BIN.

 

This pleases me.

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From Facebook in Spain. Only one photo to both adverts so I will not give links.

 

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Advert reads:
 

Mercedes mb 6 seats travel and sleep works almost all of the interior. Bathroom kitchen etc see without CPM
 

223000km last I.TV. (MOT) in October PRICE NOT NEGOTIABLE.

 

I have no idea what CPM is. No photos of the horrors that lurks inside.

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Automatic.

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Maybe the handbrake does not work!

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CPM is surely Cat Piss Marquee?

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What could be better than buying a 1982 lorry from a 1982 seaside town?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-F12-1982/254099102916?hash=item3b297c9cc4:g:w6AAAOSw3fZcTuIP

 

 

£6,000 which is roughly the equivalent of 1.2 nights stay (self catering) in Butlins, minus linen.

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Stowmarket = Area 51, locals are known as Stowmartians

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-FORD-TRANSIT-190-TIPPER-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/264167672035?hash=item3d819ec8e3:g:pIMAAOSw2hxcTu1k

 

 

  • Cylinder capacity (cc): 2496 cc
  • CO₂Emissions: Not available
  • Fuel type: DIESEL

 

 

 

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