eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

This is ace, but the chances of it not re-appearing with 'genuine' Cooper bits and stupid fucking stickers must be about zilch.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Classic-Morris-Mini-1000-spare-repair-barn-find/292908191346?hash=item4432b04e72:g:GQ4AAOSwcaBcM45D

[Cavcraft]

Next time someone tells you Americans make cool cars, show them this. It looks completely 1980's council estate and was probably sprayed by someone's mate's dad's neighbour who had 38 litres of shipping container paint left over.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-6000-LE-MOTd-Starter-Yank-85-000-Miles/223315646512?hash=item33fea65830:g:9~MAAOSwqjhcM2j5

 

'bundle of joy'

 

A freshly shitted out hedgehog would be more of a bundle of joy than this thing.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-CARMICHAEL-COMMANDO-6X4-DEFENDER-PROJECT-1973-6-2-GMC-DIESEL/292908177433?hash=item4432b01819:g:qLgAAOSwvfpcM4rY

[Six-cylinder]

Autoshiters get overly excited about one in 2014.

 

14215030354_16f6d5f451_b.jpg

 

(There must be a couple of versions of this photo, unless someone's just photoshopped me out of it)

Is that better!

[Cavcraft]

Taking Ford bumper syndrome to a whole new level

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-Finesse-TDDI-Diesel-1800cc-1999-V-Reg-Black-5-door-hatch-back-manual/264123087076?hash=item3d7ef678e4:g:ewYAAOSw-yJcM4ml

 

Utterly awful, please scrap.

[egg]

Next time someone tells you Americans make cool cars, show them this. It looks completely 1980's council estate and was probably sprayed by someone's mate's dad's neighbour who had 38 litres of shipping container paint left over.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Pontiac-6000-LE-MOTd-Starter-Yank-85-000-Miles/223315646512?hash=item33fea65830:g:9~MAAOSwqjhcM2j5

 

'bundle of joy'

 

A freshly shitted out hedgehog would be more of a bundle of joy than this thing.

 

to be fair, I thought it was a reasonable ad, but this got my goat.

 

The blue paint job was done poorly by the previous owner (Door shuts not done, flaking off from the mirrors) but it makes the car much more interesting - New colour hasn't been updated on V5.

 

I'd give him about £400.

[Cavcraft]

Is Keef still about on here?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-six-1975/192783382186?hash=item2ce2c8f6aa:g:d6IAAOSwrQ5cM4rQ

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-calibra-c20-xe-red-top-spares-or-repairs/362528025395?hash=item54685aab33:g:HvgAAOSwfhlb3fP7

 

'i have only ever turned ig over buf never started it sold as seen'

 

Loads of adverts like this recently all claiming to have just turned cars over, but not started them. Like anyone's going to go the trouble of pissing about with a good battery or jump leads and not actually try and start it.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-mk1-ford-granada-limousine/392210170435?hash=item5b518c4243:g:w6wAAOSwoEFcM6Bz

[Supernaut]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-mk1-ford-granada-limousine/392210170435?hash=item5b518c4243:g:w6wAAOSwoEFcM6Bz

Would look good going round the oval.

 

[richardmorris]

Is that better!

Dolly seems to be kicking wills in the head!

[Cavcraft]

Willarding?

[Fabergé Greggs]

Excuse me whilst I go a bit sweary: 

 

 

OH EM FUCKIN GEE YES PLS (interior aside) 

 

[dozeydustman]

Egg, Wuvvum, Frogchod, Panhard65 or Six-cyl to the beige cross-channel ferry please. Dizzle powered.

 

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1542036528.htm/

[dozeydustman]

I WIN TODAY. 

 

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1526738083.htm/

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-BMW-E24-635CSi-Donor-Spares-Car-M30-Engine/332997877082?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7d67ac2166774d5783e518af05a637e0%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D332997877082%26itm%3D332997877082&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A6195a73e-12bc-11e9-97b3-74dbd180c5a7%7Cparentrq%3A2a0b02761680aca4ac6f12f2fffe3e1a%7Ciid%3A1

 

this car is rough and incomplete and won't be going back on the road...

 

Sounds like a challenge!

 

[Kringle]

I WIN TODAY.

 

Tagora.jpg

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1526738083.htm/

Only if you've booked a eurostar ticket to buy it.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

'This is not a rot box Sierra'

 

Robert Ericson, 'Pre-1996 Retro cars and parts for sale UK...' Facebook.

 

Get your wallets open, it's only* £6,500. 

[BeEP]

Rover SD1 diesel 25 miles up the road from me

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/great-classic-project-car-rover-/1325945668

 

[LightBulbFun]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-CARMICHAEL-COMMANDO-6X4-DEFENDER-PROJECT-1973-6-2-GMC-DIESEL/292908177433?hash=item4432b01819:g:qLgAAOSwvfpcM4rY

 

not sure if thats how yer supposed to bob tail...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow that SD1 diesel is fantastic

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Be like me for a fraction of the price (appealing I know)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Horsebox-Lorry-5-5-Ton/132911403541

[barrett]

Imagine being a 'cut-price Reg Bollox'! That's an insult and a half innit

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yeah thats aiming pretty low innit, you'd need to eat a lot of out-of-date food and be late for work most days

[barrett]

Shit, that sounds just like me actually. WHAT HAVE I BECOME??

[Sheefag]

£900 - 1989 Winnebago Lesharo - Steyning, West Sussex

 

 

Seller's Description

Here for sale is my 2.2 petrol/lpg winnebago lesharo motor home for sale. 

This is very rare also being automatic.

Bad bits. This needs restoration, inside is complete, has a small leek in the roof so roof need sorting along with window on passengers side as its come off its runners.

Starts and runs but timing is out so isn't drivable will need recovery or to be trailers away.

Ignition needs putting back together as it was a bit temperamental, have loads of papaper work.

Had hundreds spent on this but is still a project only selling as I bought a newer motor home.

Will not take anything less than £900 so please don't make silly offers, would recomen viewing before.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sheefag]

Just down the A41 Billy, 700 quids worth of utter, abject fucking misery.

 

Welsh Car - 3 Owens from new - Dour, fucking Methodists, all three of the cunts.

 

£695 - 1982 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.3L - Whitchurch,

 

Seller's Description

Vauxhall cavalier 1.3 8v Restoration project

Engine is a none runner solid overall

Been in dry storage since 1994

body work very solid but needs light work

3 Owens from new with service book

any questions please ask

Whitchurch Shropshire

Open to offers Cash on collection

 

 

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Jesus

[Sheefag]

£1200, Or Probably Less - 1985 Vauxhall Senator - Mansfield

 

Seller's Description
Best cash offer before Christmas buys it - Here we have my vauxhall senator up for sale, been off the road since 2003 another project that I don't have the time for, and need the money to finish others, drives faultlessly - just passed its mot - mot until November 2019 excellent winter daily or easy tidy up project for show season next year call or message for more details, photos or to arrange a viewing [hidden information]   the car is in Blidworth, near Mansfield

 

 

 

[Sheefag]

£800 - 1988 Buick Regal - 156,000m - Edgware

 

Seller's Description
I have for sale my 1988 Buick Regal Limited 2.8l petrol, automatic,

start and drive well, been serviced 3 months ago,

also changed all calipers, brake pads, hand brake cable,

17" wheels and good tyres on the car and 4 genuine wheels and tyres.

Bad points the MOT just ran out and have no money or time to spend on it having another two cars.

MOT was fail because of some rust underneath and power steering fluid leaking.

This is an easy project for nice American car. Engine and gearbox in perfect condition.

Bought it 4 years ago. 156k miles. Cash on collection