eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-rare-dodge-50-truck-complete-with-generator/123568308917?hash=item1cc53ec2b5:g:YIYAAOSwPrtcJoNV

[Fumbler]

It's so genuine it has genuine everything.

[egg]

This LBC seller is trying for a calendar shot. The 305 is the one for sale.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1545955835.htm/

 

[Fumbler]

and there's me wanting that CX...

[Cavcraft]

This LBC seller is trying for a calendar shot. The 305 is the one for sale.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1545955835.htm/

 

 

 

 

It's like a fashion* show for horrendously unreliable shit.

[vulgalour]

That whole picture is amazing.  It should be framed and hung in an art gallery, the sort where pretentious people drone on about how much everything is worth.  "Oh yes, it's a GENyouIN LeBONcoin, dontchaknow.  I've got FOUR at home.  I got them in a RaaaaaFFLE."

[jumpingjehovahs]

This LBC seller is trying for a calendar shot. The 305 is the one for sale.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1545955835.htm/

 

I’ve saved this picture, it’s amazing. In a just world, we’d all have this scene outside our homes

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

How far from Nottingham is the bottom of the fucking Atlantic ocean?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-show-vw-doka-double-cab-pick-up/143072290292?hash=item214fc5e5f4:g:AvgAAOSws2RcKNiI:rk:6:pf:0

[Cavcraft]

I’ve saved this picture, it’s amazing. In a just world, we’d all have this scene outside our homes

 

 

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10.30pm, Dog & Duck car park. Marquis of Queensberry, no kicking.

 

 

 

[jumpingjehovahs]

10.30pm, Dog & Duck car park. Marquis of Queensberry, no kicking.

 

 

 

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Apologies, I obviously meant *this* scene

 

 

 

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[anonymous user]

 

I like the coach, but that interior looks like Death's waiting room

[pilninggas]

looks tidy

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/yamaha-motorbikes/yamaha-xj600n/1324867591

 

[320touring]

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I like the coach, but that interior looks like Death's waiting room

That's the 63 to Bexhill

[Rocket88]

That's the 63 to Bexhill

 

.......via Eastbourne and Worthing, with an occasional diversion to Budleigh Salterton.................

[320touring]

Friends from 'aistings say "first you die, then you get a bungalow in Bexhill"

[busmansholiday]

Del Boy Van anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Fiat-Cinquecento-Inbetweeners-Replica/303012092261

 

 

My head turns left, right, left, right...

You do realise that in many countries, India, Sri Lanka at least, moving your head left to right and back actually means yes? And up and down means no ?

 

Expect to see this in Stockport shortly then ?

[busmansholiday]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Leyland-AEC-Panorama-Race-Coach-Camper-Workshop-Stock-Car-Transporter/153317693942?hash=item23b27259f6:g:jQoAAOSwNTNb8UD1:rk:18:pf:0

Wish people wouldn't describe these as Leyland - AEC. There an AEC Reliance (6U3ZR to be precise) you useless twats.

 

Given these had the 760 engine which is 11.3 litres, the claim it's got an 8.2 litre motor is odd.

Not enough to work out who's it was, but I've sat behind the wheel of many an AEC and despite what they say, those rear brakes need adjusting from the pics.......

[jumpingjehovahs]

 

Sold by carinvestments.co.uk

 

 

Sure looks like a safer bet than gold.

 

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Ford-Escort-d3107?sourceContext=facebook#listing=130740786' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'> https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Ford-Escort-d3107?sourceContext=facebook#listing=130740786

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

The once great stories this could tell

of British islands, Skye and Shell

towed along by dad's old Rover

Eastbourne, Berwick, Skeggie, Dover

 

 

The cooker heated up a treat,

as we scraped dog shit off our feet

F*ck this place, I've had my fill

said mum after one night in Rhyl

 

 

But what horrors await unsuspecting owner

a stick of rock, postcard from Cromer?

Throw-overs in garish flocks

Adorn this Cath Kidson horror box

 

 

 

But at least you quickly will decide

You're not the only prick inside

Stupid cushions, light up cactus

faux orange tree, sticky back plastics

 

 

How insipid now you have begat

and entertain your whining brat

who wants a trip to Disney Land

and fries your pituitary gland

 

 

And that fatal trip to Ellesmere Port

The Kidson shop, the shit she bought

what moment did her mind uncork 

to purchase plastic knife and fork?

 

 

A veritable collage of utter tat

stupid kettle, guitar playing cat

and don't forget the drinking glasses

fill 'em with vodka 'til this holiday passes

 

 

 

Next year you swear won't be the same

You'll get an alibi, no blame

and in a Swan Vesta meets 4 star game

you'll put this bastard to the flame

 

 

and when she asks what has gone wrong

blame the gas, she left it on

make it look like your best guess

as she spills tears over sorry mess

 

 

quickly sell motor with tow bar

buy yourself a smaller car

next summer you'll be in the air

well rid of this tin box nightmare

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ABI-Monza-Caravan-450-EK-4-berth/292895919527?hash=item4431f50da7:g:YbwAAOSwo1lcKNpN

[skoda_fan]

I love the caravan ode above...brilliant!

 

Meanwhile who's gonna be brave enough to bid on this:

 

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/saturday-26th-january-2019/1963-standard-ensign/

 

Absolutely love it, covered in giffer trinkets the way I remember customising* back in the day when I were a lad. Definitely do not paint/change.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-1-3L/372552644807?hash=item56bdde38c7:g:RHQAAOSwws5cKTMV

 

sweet..... but i fear imminent engine rape-age for it in the near future.....

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-1983-23-000-miles/273632504948?hash=item3fb5c4ac74:g:w-8AAOSwG25cKSMQ

 

this is nice too, some hot mark 1 metro action though it must be close to the cross over to the mark 2, judging by the interior.

 

it still lovely though.

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-sierra-sapphire-2-0-ghia-automatic-1989-g-reg/283321684769?hash=item41f749d321:g:528AAOSwVoNcKPRx

 

the only way that this could be any hotter would be if it was on fire.

 

this is hot, hot, HOT!!

 

[BeEP]

Not sure if we've had this yet, but doesn't look bad (other than slightly frilly arches) for £295

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/-skoda-felicia-1.3-pacific-ltd-edn-drives-fine/1324346536

 

 

[egg]

£300. Has sat for a bit.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1647518288682990

 

[egg]

In its natural home (Upminster), not without problems, but still, only £650.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/566489747132877

 

[egg]

9 months MOT, 4 new tyres, £400. You cannot go wrong. Shame I don't need a car.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/374642259958891

 

[egg]

Aggh, this is even more irresistible - Felly Magic, 1.3, MOT to Sept, Kent plates - £350, Margate. Can collect for you!! Shit.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/453751575158316

 

[egg]

Time for bed. Please someone buy that Skoda before I wake up...

[Felly Magic]

Not sure if we've had this yet, but doesn't look bad (other than slightly frilly arches) for £295

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/-skoda-felicia-1.3-pacific-ltd-edn-drives-fine/1324346536

 

 

 

 

This has dropped a hundred quid in just a few days, I'm suspecting some serious mayo action, otherwise the garage would have chucked it in for an MOT, something just isn't right about it