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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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"mot expired", code for...

 

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Refusal Notices

 

Front brakes imbalanced across an axle axle 1 (1.2.1 ( B) (i))

 

Nearside rear direction indicator incorrect colour (4.4.3 (a))

 

Brake servo defective or ineffective (1.1.10 (a) (i))

 

Nearside front direction indicator incorrect colour (4.4.3 (a))

 

Offside front direction indicator incorrect colour (4.4.3 (a))

 

Nearside headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))

 

Offside headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))

 

Nearside rear lower suspension arm corroded and seriously weakened (5.3.3 ( B) (i))

 

Offside rear lower suspension arm corroded and seriously weakened (5.3.3 ( B) (i))

 

Nearside front brake disc significantly and obviously worn (1.1.14 (a) (i))

 

Offside front brake disc significantly and obviously worn (1.1.14 (a) (i))

 

Nearside front brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (1.1.11 ©)

 

Offside front brake pipe excessively corroded to rear (1.1.11 ©)

 

Nearside front upper anti-roll bar linkage ball joint dust cover no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (5.3.4 ( B) (ii))

 

Nearside front tyre has ply or cords exposed (5.2.3 (d) (ii))

 

Offside front inner suspension arm ball joint excessively worn lower (5.3.4 (a) (i))

 

Brake lever has insufficient reserve travel (1.1.2 (a))

 

Offside front service brake excessively fluctuating (1.2.1 (e))

 

Edit: I've just realised it's the 10th today, pity the poor new owner. The past MOT history isn't that bad.

Aren't the rear arms on these supposed to be unobtainium?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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He's also selling a 740 estate .... dual collection or triple if you count the spare van ...

Now where the fk is Biddulph Moor ?

 

Lancashire somewhere, it think.

angle Rank: Renault 16

angle

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The owner has obviously decided that it sells itself and that any prospective buyer doesn't need to worry themselves about trivialities like what engine it has, or how much they'd like for it. I can exclusively reveal that the MOT ran out in May, but it's a early one and didn't look too bad in the gloaming*. Dropping of notes through letterbox service available on the very slim chance that anyone is interested.

 

*NB assessment of condition based on five second look in twilight conditions whilst late for a dentists appointment. No warranty offered or implied.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfetta-GTV6-Alfa-Romeo-GTV6/132883986435?hash=item1ef080b803:g:IiQAAOSwZ8pcBD-F

 

'I am currently taking a few bits from it'

 

 

'will be 75% complete... am taking the engine, dash, carpet, centre console, headlamps and grill'

 

 

 

And what's left seems to be totally fucking fucked.

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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1970's Kwik-Fit

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-450SLC-1979/302991025570?hash=item468bac25a2:g:zl4AAOSw5qJcDmMa

 

 

'you can't drive very far on an island!. Currently in Glasgow'

 

Helpful hint; blowing the fucking tyres up does not a restoration make; the fucking thing's not been washed never mind restored. Still wood mind, it's untouched by the handless mitherers so there's a chance it's just fucked rather than fucked about.

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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He's also selling a 740 estate .... dual collection or triple if you count the spare van ...

Now where the fk is Biddulph Moor ?

Turn left at Hound of the Baskervilles and its before you reach Wuthering Heights.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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The inside of that BMW looks like a 1990's kid's school trainer. I.e, fucking hideous.

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