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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My French translation skills aren't that good, but to me it doesn't look too bad, all you need to do is restrain the bear, re-orientate the croissants, put a hat on the emmissions, drain some of the fruit cordial and a few minor bits and it will be fine

 

I agree they can be much worse!

Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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^^ and bonus ‘here we have’ for extra shitness. Nice looking car though.

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Rod/b

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Look at this beauty. One wheel trim seems to be missing, so no doubt Trish Yumy Mumy 2 5 kids was Nesbitt now Cockroach will be along to offer the vendor £50 and a some fake L&B fags for it

 

 

39159205_233323224048667_437849026657989

 

 

£295. MOT May.

 

Paul Rogers, Facebook Market Place, Flint

 

 

(You'll be sorry when these have all gone)

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Look at this beauty. One wheel trim seems to be missing, so no doubt Trish Yumy Mumy 2 5 kids was Nesbitt now Cockroach will be along to offer the vendor £50 and a some fake L&B fags for it

 

 

39159205_233323224048667_437849026657989

 

 

£295. MOT May.

 

Paul Rogers, Facebook Market Place, Flint

 

 

(You'll be sorry when these have all gone)

YES! This is actual, genuine Autoshite: a rare, UK-market example of an unloved, forgotten car from the 'Shiter's marque of choice in fantastically appealing scruffy condition but seemingly solid and usable without any unnecessary work.

 

I'd like an early estate.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Why do so many "camper" vans look like the opening scene in Electra Glide in Blue where the geezer cooks up a pork chop whilst tying his mate's big toe to a shotgun trigger?

 

Doesn't he also throw Corega tabs in a glass with his teeth in it?

 

Bizarre that anyone would want to reenact that scene, but now that you said it, I see it.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Doesn't he also throw Corega tabs in a glass with his teeth in it?

 

 

 

Will have to watch it again but yes think so!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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My French translation skills aren't that good, but to me it doesn't look too bad, all you need to do is restrain the bear, re-orientate the croissants, put a hat on the emmissions, drain some of the fruit cordial and a few minor bits and it will be fine

 

I think it also needs four new preservatives, the bread stick should be straightened and the ballet dancers require frontal lubrication.

But as you say, all minor stuff really.

 

So when are you going to collect it?

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