eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

Ooooh. Mustn't....

 

Near me, can help with collectun

 

No MOT in 5 years mind, so about twice what it should be!

[Remspoor]

Cannot help but notice when a car in linked to from here to FleaBEE then it usually becomes a hot item with that nice little log fire symbol.

[eddyramrod]

I'd be surprised if it ended up on Autoshite.

Autoshite is disappointed even if you retrieve one of maybe a handful remaining 2.0 autos.

Only because it was you!  We expect more cylinders, that's all.  We do know you like a 405 and that's perfectly fine.

[cort16]

Does this belong to an autoshiterer?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Alpine-GTA-2-5-V6-Turbo-Project-1988-Very-Rare-French-Porsche-911/233006491277?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

This could be immediately improved 128% bit throwing those wheels in a skip and fitting some slotmags

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-1-6-MK-II-Blue-Approx-1968/163375264487?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

Health and safety at work here. So easy to use a child could hiab it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-CF-18-toner-tipper-hiab/233005730048?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

518i

 

 

 

Is than an echo?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/314046662521109

[cort16]

20,000 miles and a 1.4 cvh

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2187068634900924

[Springer]

Something for the ovloV lickers.  I'm pretty sure this is the same car that belonged to a client of mine. If it is I know it was lovingly mainained.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/508292876350426/?ref=netego_ssfy_www

[Cavcraft]

This could be immediately improved 128% bit throwing those wheels in a skip and fitting some slotmags

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-1-6-MK-II-Blue-Approx-1968/163375264487?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

I'm sure that tuned up on Facebook 'Marketplace' a couple of months back. It goes with out saying anyone who didn't make a fucking ridiculous offer on it said they definitely buy it tomorrow/Tuesday/exactly a thousand years and one hour after the battle of Agincourt ended.

[Cavcraft]

You know when you think you've watched every single episode of 'Wheeler Dealers' but you see a still from one you don't remember? Well, I must have been on the piss mid week when Ed China painted a black cock on the front door of a Transit and an adjacent spunk bubble on the back door. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-breakdown-truck-1987-unfinished-project/302959400759?hash=item4689c99737:g:57QAAOSwL4Rb7Xbt

 

'the cab needs a little attention'

 

It needs more attention than a negligee clad housewife who answers the door to a window cleaner in a 1970's porno film. And, just like that lady 2 hours later, it's absolutely fucked.

[Cavcraft]

'WITCH 1 OV U PUNTCHED MY LITTEL BRUTHR IN THE MOUF?'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-TK-Horsebox-1973/332880697050?hash=item4d813c56da:g:YbIAAOSwPWtb6xla

 

'HGV DVSA MOT'

 

Twice Removed, once from the pub? 

[Cavcraft]

Get away with pesky congestion charges by simply re-arranging the 'Van Hool Elizee' badge to say 'Heave oil on lez' then driving round central London eyeballing parking wardens.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Volvo-B10M-Van-Hool-Alizee/123487117584?hash=item1cc067e110:g:Q4MAAOSwRF1b6rFN

 

If only we knew someone in Glasgow.

If only we knew someone in Glasgow who liked Volvos.

If only we knew someone in Glasgow who liked Volvos and could drive coaches.

If only we knew someone in Glasgow who liked Volvos and could drive coaches and might get pissed and buy this off eBay.

[skattrd]

Does this belong to an autoshiterer?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Alpine-GTA-2-5-V6-Turbo-Project-1988-Very-Rare-French-Porsche-911/233006491277?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

 

I think that could well be the serial Renault Alpinist known as hertz on here

[clayts450]

No photos but this Rover 75 CDT Tourer in Slough has no bids and 4 hours to go, lowest bid 216.90. 

 

A bit of base 64 decoding reveals the reg to be HS02AVD, MoT history not too bad, ticket until June 2019 - ideal WBOD

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/bfl/viewbids/292808222164?item=292808222164&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2565

 

If it wasn't for my empty bank account and payday not happening until next week, I'd be putting in a cheeky bid right now

 

Hope someone here GIB

[Timewaster]

 

have we had this yet ?

 

item location : New York

:

 

 

between Boston and Lincoln for those who didn't know

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Ambassador/173636857804?hash=item286d902fcc:g:oBMAAOSwpLdb6Y2b

Aye Reg?

[DSdriver]

Health and safety at work here. So easy to use a child could hiab it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-CF-18-toner-tipper-hiab/233005730048?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Bloke rushes out of house "not that one you twat, the red one"

[mercrocker]

That Chevy Lumina......What the hell is that pickup thing over the road?

[morrisoxide]

^ It's a Fiat Doblo work up Pickup. There's one knocking around me strange effort isn't it. Looks like it should have been a camper van.

[mercrocker]

Cheers!   I felt another sleepless night coming on for a minute there.....

[kinkersaab]

Health and safety at work here. So easy to use a child could hiab it.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-CF-18-toner-tipper-hiab/233005730048?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

They are my old subarus....he took 7 of them away a few weeks ago....

 

 

[cort16]

This looks pretty great for 350 groats

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/red-volvo-940-classic-for-sale-/1320829508

[cort16]

B.Y.O.D bring your own doors (and engine)

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-e34-520-se/1320787529

[cort16]

Cheapest hybrid ever?

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/civic-hybrid-ima-model-...................../1319523617

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-accord-2.0-auto-mot-d-july-75k-drives-fine-but-alternator-faulty/1320576745

[Matt]

 

Bodykit

 

Alloys

 

Graphics

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-cinquecento-sx-899cc/273559765818?hash=item3fb16ec33a:g:aSYAAOSwX-pb7Do8

 

I was expecting that to have a stupid price honestly.

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-omega-3.2-v6-mv6-estate-ex-police/1320591120

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-golf/1320448085

[Mrcento]

Don't you need a reliable and fairly spacious car to collect/drop off your kids some miles away panda?

 

Cinqs are like a Tardis. Can easily fit 3 kids in the back, 2 adults at a push.

 

Their party piece is the fact they are so boxy, they become a small van with the seats folded. The passenger side of the dash is so minimal you can basically push the seat forward against it and fill to the front of the car!

[lesapandre]

Does this belong to an autoshiterer?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Alpine-GTA-2-5-V6-Turbo-Project-1988-Very-Rare-French-Porsche-911/233006491277?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Why do people not even try to start these cars? Previous owner says engine turns apparently. Get a battery, put some fresh petrol in a give it a good go? Why is it all so mysterious?