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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Shit the bed. Pre-final dashboard facelift Ghia.

 

I can imagine Bornite dad-driving this to work.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810011054620

 

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If it was a colour, I’d more than likely buy it and put the new bathroom on hold/tick. Lovely specification and is nice order.

 

The Sierra ladz simply do not want the automatics so this might be a slightly trickier sell for the dealer; especially 6 weeks before Christmas.

 

As for Dad - he’s never had an auto in the 35 years I’ve been here. He bought ma a Hondamatic prelude in the 90s when feeling flush, but has always done his own gears.

 

Heathen (!)

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I think that Saph might be a bit crusty close up, arches look an odd shape and its failed a few MOTs over the years for rot. If I was buying a patchwork one , it wouldn't be for £3k !

It only seems yesterday that 2wd Saphire Cossie's were this money , because people only wanted 3 doors. This doesn't look any better than the LX that was floating around on here a year or two back.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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As for Dad - he’s never had an auto in the 35 years I’ve been here. He bought ma a Hondamatic prelude in the 90s when feeling flush, but has always done his own gears.

 

Heathen (!)

 

Ah, I meant you driving it in general tootling along dad style-ee! ;-)

 

I think N'nW's criticisms are valid as well really.

 

I was caught out by the wet look tyres :-)

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cros Rank: Renault 16

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This is a bit of a gem if like me you're a little shy and don't want to attract attention. Especially subtle is the rifle butt gearstick and 15mm gate valve that seems to be attached to the roof. Turn it and you get showered with diahorrea.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Peugeot-306-1-9-DT-Camo-Army-Rat-Look-Zombie-Madmax-Wide-arch-Modified-PX/392145579149?hash=item5b4db2ac8d:g:UGgAAOSwtqRbdX4p

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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PERSONAL SERVICES & TIT PRICES, even that can't make an Iveco desirable

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-35-12-LUTON-VAN/273531935301?hash=item3fafc61a45:g:ZmIAAOSwwKxb1wtD:rk:17:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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These seem quite cheap (in relative terms) at the moment

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-mk3-2-9i-Ghia-leather-interior-alloys-towbar-runs-and-drives/253969388987?hash=item3b21c155bb:g:WFYAAOSwjXZby5bi

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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One to MILF-FEST, pls M8

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scania-Vabis-Bus-Coach-1961-Oldtimer-Autobus-Single-Decker/153248899265?hash=item23ae58a0c1:g:rfUAAOSwZtNb4X64

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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If that's the livery of the former Lough Swilly bus company (now defunct), it might be worth having for that alone.

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Mrcento Rank: Citroen Ami

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What about referring to it as a "Smiley Transit"?

 

Only worth one point in Transit Bullshit bingo

 

The full house is

 

"Smiley face"

"Banana engine"

"The highly desirable engine everyone wants" (will accept legendary)

"Not the usual rot box" (regardless of how many holes it has).

"Becoming valuable" in any form.

 

A bit like this.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-N-FORD-TRANSIT-2-5-DI-MK5-SMILEY-RECOVERY-TRUCK-LEGENDRY-BANANA-TOP-ENGINE/263989814238?hash=item3d7704e3de:g:kOoAAOSwxGNbeU4i:rk:6:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hands up who wants a car that looks like a ghost that's farted in it's night gown?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Evolution-Hawk-Body-kit/253969482478?hash=item3b21c2c2ee:g:SxYAAOSwp7Rbl3Yy:rk:15:pf:0

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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In the background the Sailing Club on Southport Marine Lake 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-A6-2-5-TDI-V6-Spares-and-Repairs/143005260268?hash=item214bc719ec:g:FdcAAOSwmUFb42BE

 

'there has been damaged the rear arch from Romanian lorry driver.'

 

He did fucking well to do that on your drive M8.

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