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Most of the things in this picture need to go in that thing on the left hand-side,    

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-VW-Beetle-thats-M-O-T-and-Tax-Exempt-1971-Stupidly-Major-head-turner/123404845192?hash=item1cbb808088:g:E04AAOSweTlbtkDN 

 

 

As does the description.

Stupidly Major Head Turner is not a description of the VW... the owner's real name is Stupidly Major Head Turner

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That must be the only purple pole-dancing van studio thing......

......running nice wheels with proper chrome hubcaps and crossplies.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lightspeed-magenta-kit-car-project/202477343458?hash=item2f249712e2:g:eOsAAOSwBQ9bqTEf:rk:29:pf:0

 

And you'll all be glad* to know that 'Lightspeed Magenta' is an anagram of 'aghast, pelted minge'

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Just* £1,995 might buy you a gopping Ford Ka in 'Homes Under The Hammer new front door grey'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-ka-sport-1-6-one-off-modified-unique/292782538316?hash=item442b32fe4c:g:WnEAAOSw2yVbuj-t:rk:7:pf:0

 

'second problem is we live down a path which is very bumpy and we have to drive through a stream to get access to our house'

 

Third problem being it's not tidal?

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Maybe kringle should paint this on the back of his Panda (you'll need to zoom in)

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-THE-SPECIAL-One-Hand-painted-Custom-Unique-Modified-Petrol-1-6-2001/302929016789

My grandad had a window sticker on his Nova courtesy of the Church of Scotland which read "There is hope".

 

There was no hope of him ever running me to school on time, it was a heap of shit. Even if it did make it the six miles to the school in the next town I'd make him drop me at the shop and walk the last half a mile so none of my mates saw me.

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Just* £1,995 might buy you a gopping Ford Ka in 'Homes Under The Hammer new front door grey'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-ka-sport-1-6-one-off-modified-unique/292782538316?hash=item442b32fe4c:g:WnEAAOSw2yVbuj-t:rk:7:pf:0

 

'second problem is we live down a path which is very bumpy and we have to drive through a stream to get access to our house'

 

Third problem being it's not tidal?

 

Custom made headlights (joey modded with led strip)

Powerflow back box with sport cat and 4-2-1 manifold
Rear disc conversion from a ford focus
Coil overs
Debadged, de fogged
Smoothed boot lid
Mcr spoiler (rare to buy)
Ariel removed
Heko wind deflectors
Cupra r splitter
Street ka seats
Full respray( stealth grey )
Escort alloys 
Tinted rear lights
Removed reverse light
Drilled n grooved discs with pads
The handbrake is a ford focus handbrake internally
Rs bonnet vents
Tinted front and rear windows

 

I actually like what they've done.  Obviously it needs about 150 BHP more to pull it off (and a full FIA approved roll cage and Fire Ex) but I don't get the removal of the reversing light. DOH 

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