eBay tat volume 3.

[junkyarddog]

Directly from the Land of Delusion.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LINCOLN-1977-V12-27000-MILES/273447474142

 

 

 

 

 

Nah, he was a fucking politician, m8.

 

 

 

 

So what did you do to irreversibly fuck it up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

So you ruined a 27k mile creampuff with a 70k lump from the scrappy?

I disfuckingpair.

 

 

 

Just grow a pair of gills. What an ocean going pillock.

What a cunt to do that to it!

 

I see some added V12 graphics,as well as that huge "dashcam equipped" sticker on the rear screen!

[64A60]

 

 

Vauxhall Cavalier MODEL J

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-MODEL-J/183408073248?hash=item2ab3f91a20:g:nfUAAOSwt~5biNu4

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-corsa-b204-engine-445bhp-massive-spec-c20let-c20xe/153161931645

 

Why does this make me want to reach for my slingshot?

[Junkman]

Cars I didn't know existed.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-bertone/223129102000

[Felly Magic]

Incorrectly geared, rusty Lobster with a fair bit of toe out camber at the rear, to coin Junkman's phrase, 'it's fucked'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-Litre-very-rare-Manual-Overdrive-model/192647084033?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D4957c7f2b9354e0c9e531e89f9377b93%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D283145342688%26itm%3D192647084033&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[busmansholiday]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-corsa-b204-engine-445bhp-massive-spec-c20let-c20xe/153161931645

 

Why does this make me want to reach for my slingshot?

Why do I feel like reversing something with a big fucking towing hook into the front of it ?

[mercrocker]

Appropriately registered Sing-Song Karate-do.     Although I am not sure about blathering on about green laning and veg on a public net-page.....

 

 

[AMC Rebel]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-corsa-b204-engine-445bhp-massive-spec-c20let-c20xe/153161931645

 

Why does this make me want to reach for my slingshot?

 

 

Why do I feel like reversing something with a big fucking towing hook into the front of it ?

 

 

Same reason I wish to don steel toe-capped boots and administer a swift kick!

[busmansholiday]

http://www.desperateseller.co.uk/pagescripts/modalfiles/cssphotodisplay.asp?orderid=50504869&vendor=115542&enlargepicturelink=https://cdn.images.autoexposure.co.uk/AETA25484/AETV13534148_1.jpg

 

Cheap Saab with a non operating roof.

 

[Matty]

Pop up head lamps. What more do you want?

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Integra-LX-1986-D-reg-5-Door-Hatchback-Retro-Barn-Find-Spares-Or-Repairs/273437367482?hash=item3faa231cba:g:a9sAAOSwzVhbbIIT

Bit of laquer would be a bonus like

[Matty]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-PB-Coaster-Dormobile/253855118212

 

 

I personally feel it's fucked.

It's a heck of a statement. Would be one of the best if restored correctly. And if me auntie had bollocks she'd be me uncle...

[busmansholiday]

Drivers side window has no mechanism, it's held up with wood in the door.

Engine might as well be a huge paperweight.

http://vi.raptor.ebaydesc.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemDescV4&item=123352963938&category=18262&pm=1&ds=0&t=1536334159981&cspheader=1

 

[busmansholiday]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-Lux-Silver-1999-Spare-Repairs-Non-Runner-Owner-for-17-years/142922072391?hash=item2146d1c147:g:jMsAAOSwb2JbiEiX

 

I'm sure somebody on here likes these. This is faulty but otherwise looks OK

 

[busmansholiday]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-1-2-3-V6-Cologne-engine-project-sierra-cosworth-barn-find/323392038105?hash=item4b4baae4d9:g:NZ4AAOSwgSJbbwWy

 

Ford Sierra with 2.3 Cologne Engine 1983 mk1 £1100

 

[anonymous user]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NELCO-SOLOCAR-1947-RAF-LIVERY-FULLY-FUNCTIONING-ONLY-ONE-FOR-SALE-RARE/292715095488?hash=item44272de5c0:g:M6cAAOSwgsVbkZaa

This is delightful and would make ideal transport for driving from the kitchen to the bathroom; although depending on the turning circle I might have to move some stuff out of the way

[busmansholiday]

doors, engine lid, rear valance, steering coloum, electrical components and glass will be removed prior to sale.

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-vw-beetle-project/253853328869?hash=item3b1ad665e5:g:hRQAAOSwCf9beZcu

 

[wuvvum]

Supposedly-low-mileage P10 going cheap

 

[Felly Magic]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-vw-beetle-project/253853328869?hash=item3b1ad665e5:g:hRQAAOSwCf9beZcu

 

s-l400 (4).jpg

One for the 'JFSI' thread, as there will be fuck all left

[Cavcraft]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Puma-1-7-Lux-Silver-1999-Spare-Repairs-Non-Runner-Owner-for-17-years/142922072391?hash=item2146d1c147:g:jMsAAOSwb2JbiEiX

 

I'm sure somebody on here likes these. This is faulty but otherwise looks OK

 

s-l400 (2).jpg

 

Could be a good buy for someone that, the fact it's not running will put a lot of people off.

[Cavcraft]

Richard Branson's taken a turn for the worse

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LE-VELOCETTE-200-custom-steampunk/202429538405?hash=item2f21bda065:g:WRAAAOSwLNpbkoby

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CANARD-DEAUVILLE-FOUR-SEATER-CONVERTIBLE-KIT-CAR-WITH-CLIP-ON-HARD-TOP/163244828491?hash=item260226674b:g:22cAAOSwmT1bOhNj

[Cavcraft]

 

'Mould has sat outside for several years and so looks worse than it is as when it was moulder'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lamborghini-Countach-Kit-Car-Bodyshell-Replica/192649513733?hash=item2cdace4b05:g:BXMAAOSw0INbka4p

[Cavcraft]

'And where would you like to go next, kids?'

 

 

'Knowsley fucking Safari Park, you old bastard'  

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Popular-Landrover-bus/263922591125?hash=item3d73032595:g:7ckAAOSwq9ZbiPoo

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RILEY-472-AUTO/302874574828?hash=item4684bb3fec:g:nPoAAOSwefxbkrH6

 

Inspirational, totally schill free feedback will help his cause.

[Cavcraft]

Ah FFS!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-CABRIOLET-1-8/183421441429?hash=item2ab4c51595:g:zgoAAOSwgh5bkqsc

 

£400 BIN In Triggsville, Angliazona.

[rml2345]

 

I wonder how rotten it is, because at £1250 BIN looks value.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Toyota-MR2-Mark-1-Starts-and-Drives-Loads-of-Service-History-Private-Plate/113234737316?hash=item1a5d50f8a4:g:xnMAAOSwvspbkEM5

The MOT man thinks it's quite rotten as it failed in March on being crunchy in all four corners.

[Cavcraft]

This seller has a garden full of asbolute shite to get rid of. Here's the biggest low light

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Escort-rolling-shell/232919209417?hash=item363b1115c9:g:IPIAAOSwEVpbkj7Z

[Timewaster]

This seller has a garden full of asbolute shite to get rid of. Here's the biggest low light

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Escort-rolling-shell/232919209417?hash=item363b1115c9:g:IPIAAOSwEVpbkj7Z

And he spelled "Rotting" with two Ls.

[cort16]

No reserve MOT'd v8 p6 colour match special. It even has a years mot even though it doesn't need it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-P6-3500-auto-1970/202428412860?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

The spirit of free ecstasy

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spirit/292715640211?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649