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Massively expensive but this weeks lottery win will definitely be partially invested here

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-R-5-GTL-1-OWNER-23-000-MILES-DRY-STORED-FOR-MOST-OF-ITS-LIFE/222926311118?hash=item33e7718ece:g:Te0AAOSwKMRa1JKV

 

Such a brilliant design, and yet when Renault wanted a sub B class car they went with the Twingo rather than a newer version of this. Sad.

I think the new Twingo has some hints of the Mk1 R5, I quite like the look and rear engine layout of them.
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This wee Honda van has the best stereo of ever.

 

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I can hear the thumping bass from here.

I'm digging this, oh yes, but a hole in the engine!? Why you do this to me? Unless I can stick an nsx v6 in the back, sourcing one may be tricky.
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FFS, please don't tell me LE Velocettes are now worth 10 bags?

 

Only if they've been ruined by some hipster melon. And even then, probably not.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1300-1971-MOT-Tax-Exempt-Rolling-Restoration-BID-ME/232919882850?hash=item363b1b5c62:g:rpsAAOSwSZBbkWCH

 

'Has no engine or gearbox so either use it for spares or find an engine and gearbox to put in it.  You hardly ever see these for sale so I imagine just one wing will cost the price of the car.'

 

'Don't be the guy who said 'I remember when these were peanuts and now they are mega money' ten years from now'

 

 

I think I'll be the guy who said 'Fuck that for a game of soldiers, shop around and you'll get a running complete one for £500'

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car/323434849312?hash=item4b4e382420:g:YjcAAOSwxipbOire

 

 

This caterpillar turned into a butterfly. A butterfly tin opener that was used to heroically destroy this God awful looking thing.

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Relive that magical moment man first landed on the moon by simply photographing your Morris Minor in Longleat Safari Park when pissed out of your head, using a sliced load as your camera

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

 

 

It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

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WHOOSH!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Hatch-back/113237086957?hash=item1a5d74d2ed:g:HwUAAOSweWZbktf3

 

 

'The car is the 1.0 L model and therefore all Mini owners can go and suck donkey whang if you want one to bum for the engine'

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Relive that magical moment man first landed on the moon by simply photographing your Morris Minor in Longleat Safari Park when pissed out of your head, using a sliced load as your camera

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

 

 

It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

That's genuinely unbelievable photography. How pissed must they have been to take them, let alone put them on fleabay?

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This wee Honda van has the best stereo of ever.

 

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I can hear the thumping bass from here.

Got Aircon as well. Or a button that says AC in the heater panel at any rate. Also, can't see a clutch pedal, could be a lovely Waftmatic.

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