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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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That Cinquecento post by Cav is truly deserving of a Brit or maybe an Ivor Novello songwriting award.

 

I propose a new award be created, the MOSO (Music of Shite Origin) which can be engraved to Cav and awarded to him every week by Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox outside the loading bay of the Macclesfield Lidl

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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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Then of course you find execrable pieces of shit like this. Which I have to admit I would probably buy

 

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/honda/auction-1709991461.htm?rsqid=d5a469a7c2bb44fdad9a3f18c5b43908

 

Looking at the faces in this picture I am not sure if the car or the dog want to be euthanised first. Either that or when people say pets end up looking like their owners, maybe the car owns the dog? Or the dog has owned the car for a few years and he can’t take it any more?

 

Either way, Shite car and depressed looking dog, it’s what Saturday mornings are all about!

 

Car is in Amberley, I drove through it once and collected a $170 ticket for speeding. And that’s all I have to say about that.....

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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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No idea how these hold their value. I paid the same for my one in 2002

 

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/honda/auction-1699739951.htm?rsqid=e9d6a4c74caf4ff799d6950e8d5ec34b

 

Popular with local Toddlers, here we see Todd “Mongrel” Phillips indulging in some early morning twoc’ing so he can nip down the local Four Square for some Burger Rings and a few cans of Export Gold.

 

Sticker invites us all to keep hatin’. No problem bro....

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dozeydustman Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

dozeydustman

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Stop. Please stop. My eyes are bleeding from these Trottered monstrosities.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://i.atcdn.co.uk/imgser-uk/servlet/media?id=aa6ca2d71bf14a58b0f419858472be22

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807258780429?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&price-to=500&radius=1500&postcode=ch23ru&page=1

 

Effectively minus description pretty-much-all-the-danger-boxes-ticked Espace

 

 

*Edit: fuck Autotrader and me being too stupid to be able to host their pictures.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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That really is the most half arsed conversion ever. He puts an old pallet in place of the front seats a bit of thin ply. The under bonnet storage is even better one of those skip bags nailed in. Not to mention how shit the tow frame looks, the deluded twat even want 2 quid a mile to deliver it.

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