eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

528i manuals are already thin on the ground the sports are even rarer!

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/morris-minor/1307942507

[busmansholiday]

Ooooo

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/278468762960898/

Understatement...

[cort16]

Variety Club. FFS you wouldn't want to accidentally park this in a dogging spot with  "Variety Club" written on the roof.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/unique-beautiful-hand-crafted-home-away-from-home-classic-vehicle./1307667251

[cort16]

I love this thing.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/bedford-cf-camper/1307542157

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TATRA-613/283075094869?hash=item41e8972955:g:gN8AAOSw-xNbW1j0

 

any one brave enough to buy this eastern block beauty?

 

 

ad says it in leeds, i don't recall leeds looking that good........

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Mitsuoka-Viewt-1-3-Nissan-V5C-Full-MOT-Good-Runner-Classic-Looks/142884938055?hash=item21449b2147:g:XS4AAOSwUmtbIU-g

 

for those drivers who want mark 2 looks, on a micra budget......

 

 

this sadly includes me.....

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-kaiser-manhattan/382528987772?hash=item591081227c:g:mGwAAOSwDN1UOaRu

 

its the other car from the mikly bar advert....

 

[egg]

ad says it in leeds, i don't recall leeds looking that good........

 

I think it is Lewes in Sussex, which does look more like that!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trabant-601-East-German-Icon/392089451048?hash=item5b4a5a3a28:g:7BcAAOSwHqxbWWHb

 

more rubbish from the warsaw pact.

 

was there someone onhere who wanted one of these? this one is correctly engined so is slow, smokey, and er, slow....

 

[MarvinsMom]

I think it is Lewes in Sussex, which does look more like that!

having put my reading glasses on it is LEWES.

 

oops..... it did look like leeds honest!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daf-66-variomatic/183341611757?hash=item2ab002faed:g:5PwAAOSwpEdbV1Uh

 

super cute daft variomatic.

 

so, so much want.

 

but no mot' on the isle of man, so god alone what it'll need!

 

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Fiat-128-low-mileage-52-000-excellent-condition-rare-survivor-yellow/323370993638?hash=item4b4a69c7e6:g:Uf8AAOSwopFbXJJp

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Mercedes-Setra-315-GT-HD-Coach-LEZ-A-C-48-Seater/283076370755?hash=item41e8aaa143:g:wsYAAOSwGZxbXKQz

 

Seats look like mouldy leopards.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-mk2-estate-red-top-classic/283076329477?hash=item41e8aa0005:g:gYsAAOSwqz9bXJZI

[Cavcraft]

£895!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford-Fiesta-Camping-Trailer-White-Red-Trim/223078936533?hash=item33f08a6fd5:g:NIkAAOSwwMBbLkSz

[Junkman]

420.jpg

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807178521119

 

 

It's incredible how easily and stylishly one can improve on a Mercedes steering wheel:

 

 

[cort16]

It must have taken ages to cover that wheel in toffee.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-fiat-500-based-novelty-car/123278006938?hash=item1cb3f11a9a:g:jrwAAOSwtItbXMFl

 

[Cavcraft]

It must have taken ages to cover that wheel in toffee.

 

Not if he was leaning into the back seats to get his Imodium, it wouldn't.

[Cavcraft]

Goosey goosey Granada

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Scorpio-2ltr-Auto-Black-Low-Miles-Leather-MOT-Very-good-for-year/123277518317?hash=item1cb3e9a5ed:g:NfcAAOSwSlpbXG84

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ZS-180-ZS180-KV6-Spares-or-Repairs/232866120688?hash=item3637e703f0:g:E1wAAOSwjW5bXGJH

 

'Decat with MIL eliminator'

 

Nice one M8, been trying to get rid of the old bag for years.

[Schaefft]

Looks like this guy is getting pretty desperate now to shift his Cima, slashing the price even further. As if it was a surprise that a pretty much unknown-in-the-UK luxo barge wouldn't sell within a few days... This makes it a really good deal now.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/123277686870?ul_noapp=true

[Dick Cheeseburger]

It must have taken ages to cover that wheel in toffee.

Forget the toffee. Why’s the outer wheel covered in a flattened-out sex toy?

 

[davehedgehog31]

Looks like this guy is getting pretty desperate now to shift his Cima, slashing the price even further. As if it was a surprise that a pretty much unknown-in-the-UK luxo barge wouldn't sell within a few days... This makes it a really good deal now.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/123277686870?ul_noapp=true

Considering his involvement with a Japanese car mag, I think DW is duty bound to buy this.

[phil_lihp]

I bet this redefines the concept of 'baggy'.  Mind you, the last couple of MOTs suggest it's been well maintained - must have been on a private plate before that as there's nothing on record.  I always liked mine, if I was in need of a cheap, reliable runaround I'd have another.  I love the fact that they carried on making these until 2009-ish for taxi firms to use, even though the replacement had been out for several years by then.  The later taxi-spec ones do look a bit grim, mind - no side mouldings and some lovely vinyl seats.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Skoda-Octavia-Tdi-16v/283006982584?hash=item41e487d9b8:g:9QoAAOSw-W9bIR7R

 

 

[egg]

This looks great.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1405186421.htm/

 

[phil_lihp]

I don't even know where to begin...don't bother clicking the link expecting to find the other photos.  There are none.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cars-spares-or-repair-diesel/123275432499?epid=1630227532&hash=item1cb3c9d233:g:zLgAAOSwThtbWv8v

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Do you want your own Shitestang, but also need right hand drive? Step this way:

 

 

Conversion is so high quality, even Mustang experts will assume it's factory. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mustang-1978-Auto-RHD-4-9-V8-REDUCED/142886194973

[Pillock]

Fucks sake, that's the most half-arsed advert I think I've ever seen on eBay.

Not even half-arsed. Sixteenth at best. 

 

It's for a black 2008 Focus Titanium TDCI. It took me less than five seconds to type that.

Has he pixelated the face of the person in the back? Man with moobs, woman with hairy boobs, whichever. It took longer to edit the photo by far, than it would have taken to list some facts about the car.