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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Imagine trying to ride this, FFS? It looks like a sort of fucking mobile leaf collector, or something

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-Jinlun125-Cruiser-motorbike/292619223954?hash=item4421770392:g:MwsAAOSwuHFbIj8G

 

'everyone pointing, staring and waving at me wherever I go.' 

 

Waving with two fingers?

 

'based on the Indian Chief Vintage'

 

UM HEEP BIGGUM PILE OF SHIT?

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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I contacted him on that as no bids on it.

He's wanting 1000 for it

 

Anyway I'm top bidder. No more from rover lickers SVP

Hmm, listed as no reserve in ACA last week and looking at the results it didn't sell. So either nobody wanted it for 50 quid or he's not averse to a bit of shill bidding.

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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DOLLYWOBBLER TO THE BEIGE COURTESY PHONE PLEASE, DOLLYWOBBLER TO THE BEIGE COURTESY PHONE PLEASE

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-MICRA-FIGARO-MITSUOKA-VIEWT-1300cc-Auto/273321100044?hash=item3fa335030c:g:Iu4AAOSwYBta2eAa

 

It’s a muthaflipping Mitsuoka!!! Or an ideal way to have your Austin 1100 cake with the reliability of quality Japanese engineering. But the sills need welding which makes it remarkably similar to its British influence.

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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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Imagine trying to ride this, FFS? It looks like a sort of fucking mobile leaf collector, or something

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-Jinlun125-Cruiser-motorbike/292619223954?hash=item4421770392:g:MwsAAOSwuHFbIj8G

 

'everyone pointing, staring and waving at me wherever I go.' [/size]

 

 

 

Waving with two fingers?[/size]

 

'based on the Indian Chief Vintage'[/size][/size]

 

UM HEEP BIGGUM PILE OF SHIT?

I can imagine rocking up to a CBT on that pile of heneous wank, I bet the examiner would make you dress as a chicken and recite pencils up the nose from Blackadder goes forth....... or just section you!,

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Brodders Rank: Citroen Ami

Brodders

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I contacted him on that as no bids on it.

He's wanting 1000 for it

 

Anyway I'm top bidder. No more from rover lickers SVP

Good job Keith, I saw that at ACA too, and it did look very clean (with the worst marks on the paintwork being one or two stone chips).

 

It hadn't gone through when I left, even though it was due to, and I doubt it got sent through with no bidders, as a few people were looking at it prior to the auction. However a few of the prior no reserve cars went through for not very much, so it might have been pulled out at the last minute to avoid going for bugger all (if it is possible to do that).

 

Nonetheless, I very much doubt it will go for £1k, no matter how nice it is. It is a very low spec one (not even having any wood trim) without much in terms of service history, which may put some people off (apart from on here, where low spec is a badge of honour).

 

Good luck anyhow; I suspect you could be in for a pretty good deal.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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CLASSIC

 

Not really.

 

 

 

QUALITY BUILD

 

No.

 

 

 

Safe

 

Really no.

 

 

 

Heated Mirrors

 

I strongly doubt that.

 

 

 

ABS

 

I strongly doubt that too.

 

 

 

airbags

 

Zero.

 

 

 

Quick

 

Is what it is not.

 

Wheels and New tyres

 

Oh good, it has wheels for those new tyres to be on.

 

Verdict: I don't know. Were they thinking of a different car?

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/332699477759

 

Aren't those front wheels awfully far back in the wheel arches too?

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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I contacted him on that as no bids on it.

He's wanting 1000 for it

 

Anyway I'm top bidder. No more from rover lickers SVP

 

You'll probably be alright, it's pure base misery spec, zero options.

No wood inside, cloth seats, manual mirrors, no sunroof, no rear headrests, no boot spoiler etc. Bit of a sad place to be compared to what they can be in SLi, SEi or GSi spec.

 

The wheels look to be 13"s too :shock:

 

If that was an early model without the stuck-on grille, it'd have a carb and manual choke.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Still thinking of you dude.

 

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I have to say - it looks bloody good.  Then again, I've got form innit.

 

Too dear with that roof, but at £500?  Mebbe.

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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I contacted him on that as no bids on it.

He's wanting 1000 for it

 

Anyway I'm top bidder. No more from rover lickers SVP

 

When pointed out by a kind few on here of it going through ACA and no bids..

He's sent me another mail..

 

There were no bids because the wallys couldn't start it! It had been left with a light on, the battery was flat and it immobilized itself. If you want a more sensible price, £700 and its yours.

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