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MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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"the hardest part as been done"

 

Yeah, it must have been really hard getting all that P38 to smooth over all the dodgy welding.

 

so there's just the easy bit to do then, you know, the re-building it and getting a blind SVA examiner to sign it off.

 

 

"it does run so it can be moved"

 

GET IT IN THE SEA

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-beetle-pickup-project/263719141699?hash=item3d66e2c143:g:pg4AAOSwi0RbC7gZ

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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 and the Citroen H does style so well.

That's the bit I don't get - they are like a mobile Anderson Shelter with a bit of Junkers JU-52 and Ford Trimotor thrown in - what's stylish about that?

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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It's trendy, me-too irony, like "rat look" and jeans with holes in. Bollocks in other words.

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

Alanism

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I've never set eyes on one of these beauties before.  Of course, it is a barn find. 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This cortina has been sale about 10 times in the last 5 years. One time in a copart auction and each time it's getting in to worse condition and has notably worse wheels fitted.

 

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It's easily identifiable because of this weird exhaust tow bar contraption it's had on it since the first time I saw it.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Ghia-Mk-5-2-9-V6-engine-fitted-No-reserve/153040502338?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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Oh Christ this is horrible. Really horrible. However I need a floppytop to complete* my fleet and I got a half-hearted okay (or I 'heard' a half-hearted okay) from the girlfriend.

Finger currently hovered over 'IDIOT MODE ENGAGE' button.

Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Vogue-HSE-2002-diesel-Body-kit-19-alloys-upgraded-stereo/132641684780?hash=item1ee20f7d2c:g:bEYAAOSwQz1bDTz6

 

'Thiscar looks like a 15k car if I’m honest'

 

 

​This car looks like a 15 year old cat took 15k's worth of heroin and spent 15 seconds shitting it all back out if I'm honest.

Don’t you think that’s currently owned by the perfect person for it though?

 

The kind of person that would barely literally say “this looks like a 15k car if I’m honest”

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Oh Christ this is horrible. Really horrible. However I need a floppytop to complete* my fleet and I got a half-hearted okay (or I 'heard' a half-hearted okay) from the girlfriend.

Finger currently hovered over 'IDIOT MODE ENGAGE' button.

 

 

Won't somebody think of the neighbours ?

 

GIB.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Reverse trends, part 1:

 

People with clapped out old Beetles put ridiculous body kits on them to make them (supposedly) look like Porsches. This vendor has reversed the trend by putting a body kit onto his Porsche and making it look...well, fucking dreadful.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-911-3-4-CARRERA-CONVERTIBLE-RS-WIDE-BODY-KIT/282989400284?hash=item41e37b90dc:g:2owAAOSwukVbEBR0

 

 

'THE CAR LOOKS 50k WORTH'

 

 

...of glitter encrusted dog turds on Skegness beach?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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999, what's your emergency?

 

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'Help help! My girlfriend's in trouble!'

 

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Trouble, what sort of trouble?

 

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'She was sun bathing on a car tyre at the Tower of London poppy display and someone pissed molten lava on her from the ramparts. Please hurry!'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-VW-Beetle-1300cc-Custom-Airbrush-Artwork-Inside-Out/222999972540?hash=item33ebd58abc:g:bbMAAOSwYhdbD~6X

 

'Don't worry, sir, fire brigade on the way and the police helicopter with thermal imaging has been scrambled. Have you any idea what he looked like?

 

'He's a big tall bloke holding a boulder, get the heat camera on his bollocks, you'll soon find him'

 

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​Charlie Barbeque Kettle Teabag Wimbo Pre 67, are you receiving me? Suspect spotted in Shefford  

 

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Another 45 V6 in Club flava for small cash - £350 in Torquay, although this one has been fucked about with, but not irredeemably so. To be fair it looks as if it has been looked after well, car park dings aside

 

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it is very difficult to fix a roofrack to these cars

 

 

Disagree

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-45-club-auto-2.0-litre-in-great-condition./1300928993

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Lower than that, I fear it’s a right old heap by now. Those photos are so old they’re Daguerreotypes.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Alfa 33 - "Great car! like Alfa Sud"

 

 

 

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I've seen this around leafy West Kirby. It really looks tidy to be fair.

 

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