eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-308-drop-side-one-owner-from-new/163027193693?hash=item25f52d8f5d:g:l4wAAOSwc9ha6FtT

 

If you raced life itself in this, life would win. 

[meggersdog]

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours

But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-GL-1979/323234828360?hash=item4b424c1048:g:0GwAAOSwxupa1yhN

[Schaefft]

This looks horrible. v8 tho

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-R-PLATE-AUDI-V8-4-2-QUATTRO-AUTO-PETROL/263650715951?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

You can get very nice clean ones for that money now. The flaky 5-speed transmissions do that to a car's value.

[Timewaster]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-Single-Deck-Bus-Coach-In-Need-Of-Restoration/292545289088?hash=item441d0edb80:g:FHAAAOSwxmxa6EE4

Plate rape, sell to Jimmy Page. £££££££££WIN

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BANHAM-CONVERTIBLE-KIT-CAR/153004978401?hash=item239fceb0e1:g:JrsAAOSwJpda42-u

[Schaefft]

Looks pretty fast in the 3rd photo tho!

[Cavcraft]

How you think your Beetle looks

 

 

How your Beetle really looks

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Volkswagen-Beetle-With-911-Porsche-Kit-Ex-Show-Car/253594425828?hash=item3b0b67d9e4:g:H64AAOSwH8ta526N

 

 

[meggersdog]

get ready for summer.......2021

no keys or v5 oh and been standing (outside) for 15 years

yabba dubba don't

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-vw-beach-buggy-project/153003879243?hash=item239fbdeb4b:g:CjoAAOSwXXpauU2U

[meggersdog]

bit of a rare one

 

dakar edition by j e motors.

the cost of the conversion on top would put it in LSE territory.

Must have been successful (overseas) as the LSE came out two years later with the same size engine.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-VOGUE-SE-Auto-DAKAR-Edition-Project/352341719776?hash=item520933fae0:g:7XwAAOSw46ha5FWm

[wuvvum]

Panda resto project.  Cheap though.

 

[egg]

How's your google-fu? About a year ago I posted one of these kind of Mazda 323's in this thread....can anyone find it? Think it was for sale in Thanet/Margate Kent....

 

Thanks.

 

Ignore - I found it http://autoshite.com/topic/31602-ebay-tat-volume-3/?p=1080754

 

[Junkman]

Holy shit in tins!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Oldsmobile-98-2-door-hardtop-51k-uk-regd-on-the-road/282940253127

[Junkman]

Blimey.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Lincoln-Continental-MK-IV/173296470202

 

[GrumpyCat]

£395 with ECU gamble...probably worth it for the plate alone...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-Rover-75-Connoisseur-registration-number-V6-LPT-REDUCED/253596457781?hash=item3b0b86db35:g:OqUAAOSwqlha3Zfb

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NSU-RO80-PROJECT-2AVAILABLE-CLASSIC-VW-AUDI-GROUP-ROTARY-ENGINE/282948059039

 

 

easy project

 

 

The engine is untested.

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-19-RT-l-REDUCED-TO-CLEAR/282947996853

 

 

*** REDUCED TO CLEAR***

 

£275.00 BIN OBO.

 

I do not wish to be disappointed.

Yes, I'm looking at you dreary lot.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-TOUCANO-BUS-MOTORHOME-CAMPER-BASED-ON-T5/142778873660

 

 

It can't be yours for 1,300 Pounds.

No, it can't be yours for 1,302 Pounds either.

But yes, it can be yours for 1,301 Pounds.

 

And no, I'm not making that shit up.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-11-classic-car-for-restoration/202302730238

 

 

classic car for restoration

 

Did you have a fucking clown for breakfast?

 

Some people...

[Junkman]

If I had the money...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1951-Healey-Tickford-Saloon/163027702923

 

I'd probably not buy it nevertheless.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spur/263651620508

 

Plah:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-4-6-HSE-1996/292545370512

 

 

There is a lead for air suspension, so you can do it on the computer.

 

I beg your fucking pardon?

 

 

 

Mileage is 158000 on the clock.

 

It should be on the milometer. Something must be borked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-double-six-cylinder/192527480804

 

 

Daimler double six cylinder

 

I kind of like how they assumed Daimler customers can do their maths and Jaguar customers can't.

[wuvvum]

This broken TDCi Mondeo is of no interest except for its very late (07) plate and the fact that it has no side mouldings, which I've not seen on a Mk3 before - is that a "thing" they did on the last cars?  It looks odd I reckon.

 

[Junkman]

 

To good to scrap but will break if enough interest

 

What's the fucking difference?

[BorniteIdentity]

Sometimes, you can't afford to buy the cheapest one.

 

This looks sublime. If I sold my 190, and hadn't spaffed £460 on helping a £200 car to live for another year - then I could be driving home in this tonight.

 

 

There's a game of "Bullshit Bingo" to be had with the advert (I'm only surprised it's not all written in CAPS) but I reckon this is a very very good proposition.

 

Supplies of good 400s are drying up at cheap money.

 

Would.

[Junkman]

The greengrocers's apostrophe's are consistent.

Why do Jap junk enthusiasts always talk in this "desirable 34UZI-MIG3 with Harakiri" language?

I mean, do I get rice with that?

[holbeck]

How's your google-fu? About a year ago I posted one of these kind of Mazda 323's in this thread....can anyone find it? Think it was for sale in Thanet/Margate Kent....

 

Thanks.

 

Ignore - I found it http://autoshite.com/topic/31602-ebay-tat-volume-3/?p=1080754

 

 

Do tell Mr Egg, Is it for sale again?

[nacho man]

 

Nice use of photoshop there mate, you could get a job with George Lucas with them skills, especially the exotic background that enhances the picture.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-TALBOT-EXPRESS-2-5-FREEWAY-1D-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DIESEL/163027575655?hash=item25f5336367:g:k2YAAOSwx5lavDRH

[nacho man]

 

Not 3k. I am disappoint. Etc Etc.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-405-GLX-1-8-petrol-58k-miles-long-MOT-02-2019/332637744114?hash=item4d72c12bf2:g:JloAAOSw8Opa6K-I

[nacho man]

 

HOT HOT HOT

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-BMW-E32-750iL-Full-service-history-rare-specification/332637859732?hash=item4d72c2ef94:g:QYcAAOSwaWxa6Lyg