eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · April 29, 2018

Oh no. A Kaiser had to die for this dismal pile of shit.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kaiser-Low-Rider-Hotrod-Rat-Rod/273173098869

That deluded dreamer wants 5 bags for that heap of scrap metal.

108,850 · April 29, 2018

An Ant, as seen with the eyes of an ant.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Ant-pick-up-tipper/222937423177

This vehicle is being offered as a project / restoration but it is 98% complete.

The seller then goes to great lengths involuntarily explaining it's completely fucked.

63,070 · April 29, 2018

I....errrr....oof!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-Mk2-1-6-GL-Auto/183191704772

Full Dollywobbler AND Junkman spec!

10 miles from me.

108,850 · April 29, 2018

Photo of the day:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-300E-AUTO-4-DOOR-SALOON-1986-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-ISLE-OF-WIGHT/332626949442

108,850 · April 29, 2018

10 miles from me.

Are you on your way yet?

108,850 · April 29, 2018

The call for photo of the day was premature.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-TALBOT-EXPRESS-2-5-FREEWAY-1D-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DIESEL/162997053623

April 29, 2018

Or blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats.

Blow the budget for 1900 eurogroats.....have leisurely and fun drive home......add UK OMGFordscenetax.......make small fortune......

8,201 · April 29, 2018

The call for photo of the day was premature.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-TALBOT-EXPRESS-2-5-FREEWAY-1D-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DIESEL/162997053623

That's tremendous.

What an odd background to tattieshop it onto.

8,858 · April 29, 2018

Connie 75 Tourer from Bradford, £250 ticket till August.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-diesel-automatic-drives-lovely-bargain/1296787737

8,858 · April 29, 2018

Late stealth Sterling 820 in manual flava just advertised as a 'Rover' in Clacton. Was hoping it wouldn't be noticed. Fail. Up to £230 already. Bah

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover/323230361705?hash=item4b4207e869:g:T94AAOSwYNZawhw6

8,858 · April 29, 2018

Please read ad and imagine an adenoidal voice. To be fair, I wish all ads were this descriptive, but without the adenoidal voice.... ends in 10 hrs, sat at £650, diesel Maestro in Boston (so no good for anyone who is scared of Lincolnshire)

This Maestro was first registered to a Mr Mackenzie on 21/ 01 / 1992 and he owned it until 2008-9

etc etc etc

I bought the car in May last year from a local garage, a young mechanic had it who unfortunately died in an accident.

Way too much information.... Looks pretty tidy mind...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MAESTRO-DIESEL-55-300-MILES-AND-MOTD/173278535478?hash=item2858349f36:g:zlIAAOSw9-Va2PB0

April 29, 2018

The seller then goes to great lengths involuntarily explaining it's completely fucked.

Two of these one after the other. Could be worth sorting one as a local classic car dealer recently sold one for about four bags IIRC. (Don't look at me though!).

April 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Renault-11tl/253585956789

For God's sake, DO NOT READ THE AD!

I is a fule cos I red ur advise but choze to ignor it. Eye shood of taken it cuz now my spelin & grama have gone totely too Pot

130,934 · April 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTOR-CARAVAN/273183697173?hash=item3f9b046915:g:jlUAAOSwS3Za5MVu

17,911 · April 29, 2018

Oh no. A Kaiser had to die for this dismal pile of shit.

At least the customiser has sensitively incorporated Darrin's legendary heart-shaped rear window into this exciting new vision. By replacing it with a fucking letterbox.

A'54 is number one on my must-own American cars list. Luckily you can still buy one and import and register it in the UK for less than this clown is asking.

130,934 · April 29, 2018

Music to my wallet

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk6-ford-escort-van-diesel/142775143528?hash=item213e0fcc68:g:s2kAAOSwLjhazRZ3

Sat in mine again the other day, and it's every bit as dreadful and hateful as when they were new.

108,850 · April 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-BENZ-230-CE-CLASSIC-PROJECT-CAR/183194708890

I just leave this here for a moment.

63,070 · April 29, 2018

13,634 · April 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-BiTurbo-2-0-V6-2-dr-1983-4-Restoration-Project/253587767259

I do not wish to be disappointed by you dreary lot.

original front seats are missing.

As these are one of the best features of the Biturbo, Im OOOOOUT.

13,634 · April 29, 2018

How about a proper numberplate obfuscation award then?

Well done:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-280-SE-1978/253585901628

Haha, you blew it!

It has had new number plates fitted, see?

The seller was trying to hide the fact that the original plates have been replaced with foul post 2001 font jobbies.

13,634 · April 29, 2018

I....errrr....oof!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-Estate-Mk2-1-6-GL-Auto/183191704772

Full Dollywobbler AND Junkman spec!

Partially made in Australia these, you know?

13,634 · April 29, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-MERCEDES-BENZ-230-CE-CLASSIC-PROJECT-CAR/183194708890

I just leave this here for a moment.

I'd rather you would not.

It just reminds me that I waited too long to get one and can now no longer afford one (in Australia at least).

17,069 · April 29, 2018

This has potential - cheap to buy, cheap to run and has the advantage of having enough MOT to use it while you sort it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-GRD-Diesel-Hatchback/232745437838?hash=item3630b58a8e:g:avUAAOSwE2da32WE

18,314 · April 29, 2018

"Lotus replica".

With a 2.8 V6.

Someone deliberately did this.

Then did almost the same on the other side. Looking at both these pics is twisting my brain.

Quote, "manufacturer, Lotus".

£9000.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk1-ford-cortina-1964-2-door-lotus-replica/323228851212?hash=item4b41f0dc0c:g:C90AAOSw-tFa4z5~

108,850 · April 29, 2018

I is a fule cos I red ur advise but choze to ignor it. Eye shood of taken it cuz now my spelin & grama have gone totely too Pot

Me brian iz unbale too reekover withuat tow bootles off rat whine.

63,070 · April 29, 2018

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1360527915.htm/

This is so AS colours, not sure you'll even be able to see it.

63,070 · April 29, 2018

This is quite cool, a French calendar of the future....up to 2041. I think they use this to plan when to respond to enquiries about cars they are selling.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/decoration/1072387192.htm/

63,070 · April 29, 2018

If this doesn't scream 'upwardly mobile' I'm not sure what does.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1360568413.htm/?ca=12_s

63,070 · April 29, 2018

Would be nice if it actually is as good as it looks.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1424301647.htm/?ca=12_s

63,070 · April 29, 2018

The French do good pictures though.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1424110491.htm/?ca=12_s

eBay tat volume 3.

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