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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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That's my old one.  Doesn't look like he's done much with it other than sand the paint and fit the wheels....

OK so, he's ruined the bodywork by making it even more rust-friendly. Brilliant.

 

Normally you'd fit the Alfa wheels if you were getting rid of metrics but C-matic CXs only ever had imperial wheels. Still, I'm sure the fella has his reasons.....

Saabnut Rank: Renault 16

Saabnut

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This was truly beyond awful! I have a soft spot for the Octavia, especially the estate version, so went along to have a look at this. Oh. deary. me.

 

Fresh white paint to approx 20mm depth, applied with Stevie Wonders 'guide dog. Not by, with, using the dog as a brush. Several, nae, many king size tubs of wob having been inserted, and I am pretty sure the roof/gutter interface was finest Tiger Seal (actually more likely a cheap rip off Chinesium copy of Tiger Seal) before the application of the guide dog.

 

How much for this delightful piece of art motoring history? After an epic battle between a phone bidder and an online bidder (note neither there to look at it) a mere 2.8 kilopounds.

 

The world has gone mad!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-420g/202297463058

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I am selling my 420g which I bought it in 1993 shortly after a full restoration. A year or so later the garage was

used for prams and other bits and pieces and so I drove the Jag to a rented garage where It remained unused for 18+ years

However, since moving it to my new location it has sat exposed to the elements and has deteriorated to its current state

 and the engine is seized.

 

You are a massive dickhead and a disgrace for the old car hobby.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/audi-100/323223729923

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Right, you say, something for swift waftage, you say.

 

But you are RONG:

 

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A measly 1800 cc will merely let you take part in The Slow Movement.

 

Furthermore, there are keep phit winders:

 

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And a tow bar:

 

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Which will enable you to tow a fucking caravan and thus spoil the day for hundreds of motorists behind you.

 

 

Verdict: Grade A Shite.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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YOONEEK BIZNIZ OPOTINY

 

It is amazing that so many people think the first rule of business is, buy an unusual van, then only riches can follow.

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