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Sufferin succotash - check this piece of gear out.

 

Looks like it has the front end of one of those cubey London cabs welded onto the rear end of an LWB flat-bed Transit with X-Pack arches no-more-nailed on.

 

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'Choppers' LOL

 

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Holy melon farmers, that Continental has massively* stretched my pants.

 

In other news, a man called "TEX" is sadly obliged to offload his Kia Magentis.

 

ONLY SELLING AS LOST MY DRIVING LISENCE ON MEDICAL GROUNDS

 

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"DR ODDS" TEX-HEALTH BETTING LATEST:

 

OBESITY 3/1

ALCOHOLISM 2/1

"LINEDANCER'S FACE" 7/4

CHRONIC GRILLE BLINDNESS 2/5

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-KIA-MAGE ... 23290c30b9

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Nissan Sunny van. When's the last time you saw one of those?

 

 

Pg 782, IIRC :D

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This is unusual in that it's the usual part dismantled, rotten classic but it has five months MOT left. No mention of why the engine has been removed (Midget 1500, LET'S GUESS!) or what's been repaired.

 

could be turned into a usable car

hey that was MG's slogan!

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In Need Of A Restoration

 

There's so much irony in that "road runner" nameplate, it'll weigh in for more than the chassis.

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This is probably hopelessly rotten but I wouldn't mind one. Looks good in black I recon rather than the normal green drab they seem to come in.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1970-morris-minor-1000/1012540008

 

This looks good. A 3 litre 24v one of these with a manual box has got to be pretty rare.

Full body restoration few years ago

 

£750. Hmmm

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-carlton-diamond-estate-30-24v-rare-manual/1012623193

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Nissan Sunny van. When's the last time you saw one of those?

 

 

Pg 782, IIRC :D

 

lol, I R MOGNTARD :lol:

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Long time no Serbz! Everyone's least favourite European nation is quite literally stuffed to its mullet with incredibly cheap old shite. At this wild eastern frontier of sub-€500 used motoring there are but TWELVE (six) laws:

 

1) Luminous "Belgrade blowover"

2) Never knowingly underwobbed

3) Inappropriate Barrying

4) Psychedelic and "hugely shit" interior retrim

5) "EZ DEATH" backstreet LPG conversion

6) Haggle-deterrent scary environment

 

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€300 for this factory-converted* Audi.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3066629/audi_l72/

 

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€300

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... _benz_220/

 

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Always plenty of cheap old Escorts. €350 for this.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... rd_escort/

 

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Ditto der "COR-TAUNUS". ALZO €350.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... rd_taunus/

 

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UND ALZO €350.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas2 ... _kadett_c/

 

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Usual surfeit of these. €370.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... stava_750/

 

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These were made under licence somewhere in Commieland, and hence are plentiful & cheap. €450

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas2 ... _10_major/

 

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Ditto these. Have to love the little row of LEDS under the headlight. STREET. €450

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... nault_r_4/

 

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These give me the "Balkan bounce". €450.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas2 ... tava_1300/

 

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Chrysler Bumcream, €500.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas1 ... r_sunbeam/

 

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€500!

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... escort_11/

 

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€500

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... rd_taunus/

 

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€500.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas2 ... ugeot_204/

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Taunuses look so bizarre to Cortina eyes. This head on view reminds me of that urban legend about Cortinas being a few millimetres too wide for import to Japan, so Ford put them in a giant squashing machine to make them imperceptibly narrower.

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I had this exact radio/cassette/ graffic equaliser set up in my Opel Kadett in 1984

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If you look at the size of the dog in picture two, you'll see it's not just longer but bigger in every dimension

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Loving the Serb update HHH!!

 

Surely it's difficult to get stuff outta there or something, otherwise why aren't we all there RIGHT NOW?!

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