eBay tat volume 3.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-RB199-Panavia-Tornado-Aircraft-Jet-Engine-Ex-RAF-Direct-from-MOD/222843904646?hash=item33e2882286:g:BHkAAOSw8bpaiI3P

 

is there an award for the most stupid thing ever to be offered for sale on ebay?

 

should i have posted this in ebay WTF? thread?

 

anyone need a broken jet engine?

 

no one? really? what a suprise.....

[Floatylight]

This isn't mine but seen on a local fb forum, might be of interest to someone, looks tidy https://www.facebook.com/groups/102270496524806/permalink/1708784042540102/?sale_post_id=1708784042540102

[andy18s]

One for Alabahma Shrimp?

[Roostybroon]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-nx-100-rare/1290533684

 

Lack of pics and info but still would

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-cowley-1955-1200cc-excellent-drive-tax-and-mot-exempt-drive-or-restore/152908898418?hash=item239a14a072:g:3-4AAOSwcAhahWGt

 

this is nice,except  i wonder how much wob/newspaper/chicken wire there is in that front wing?

[trigger]

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201803134518748?atmobcid=soc3

 

Just ran in at 173000 miles!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Mini-Walls-ICE-CREAM-VAN-1967F-61k-2-seats-blue-yellow/182937239237?hash=item2a97e8bec5:g:WlkAAOSwYeRaID8w

 

two things, is it possible to drive this in ANY sort of cross wind

 

and,

 

HOW FUCKIN' MUCH??? (£30k apparently)

 

it doesn't even have a Mr Whippy machine fitted.........

[Tadhg Tiogar]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Mini-Walls-ICE-CREAM-VAN-1967F-61k-2-seats-blue-yellow/182937239237?hash=item2a97e8bec5:g:WlkAAOSwYeRaID8w

 

two things, is it possible to drive this in ANY sort of cross wind....

 

To be fair, it seems to have a lower* centre of gravity than the usual ice-cream vans.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Jaguar-XJS-4-0-Straight-6-Auto-1993-Big-Bumper-Car/253482582603?hash=item3b04bd424b:g:NE4AAOSwroZapQyG

 

how bad can a £2.5k XJS be?

 

it don't look that bad....

 

ah..... is that the air conditioning, or was the last owner fed flintstone?

 

at least it only has 6 cylinders to go wrong (as well as no floor.......)

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-mini-clubman/323132315090?hash=item4b3c2fd5d2:g:5VEAAOSw6TRao9qd

 

this could be either a really sweet little car, or complete shit.

 

the pics are crap, so been suspicious i'm going with shit.

 

once-apon-a-time most aging mini's had this shabby-shonky look to them, and not stupid big wheels or lurid paint work.

 

you tell that to the kids today, and they won't belive you

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Mini-Metro-GS-1-3-1275-1989-11m-MOT-27k-miles-Rust-Free-Classic-GTI/232675019294?hash=item362c830a1e:g:sX0AAOSwLjxad1Z0

 

we had this little bobby-dazzeller yet?

 

hopefully the asking price is high enough for it to keep its engine.

 

and been the top of the line GS means you get VELOUR.....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-Jaguar-XJS-4-0-Straight-6-Auto-1993-Big-Bumper-Car/253482582603?hash=item3b04bd424b:g:NE4AAOSwroZapQyG

 

how bad can a £2.5k XJS be?

 

it don't look that bad....

 

ah..... is that the air conditioning, or was the last owner fed flintstone?

 

at least it only has 6 cylinders to go wrong (as well as no floor.......)

 

If it's any consolation, there's one behind my office which is far - and I mean far - worse than this! And it's a V12!

[Felly Magic]

That Fiesta mk2 is a buttery biscuit bASe, but looks fucked

[Squire_Dawson]

Almost at 900 notes already

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-traveller/292480334152

 

Minor enthusiasts will be having nocturnal emissions over that.

[cort16]

I would love to have seen this with the arches still screwed on.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-sd1-2300-1979-4-speed-manual-restoration-garage-find/263546149850?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

We've probably had it but OOF

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-1-6l-mk-2/142718309115?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l9372

[cort16]

Tree Find Vitesse

 

 

Minted M8

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-v8-vitesse-sdi/112864012848?hash=item1a47382a30:g:6z4AAOSwxrlapmun

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AEC-Turn-Table-Ladder-1967/282883056855?hash=item41dd24e4d7:g:~wwAAOSwfQxap-Y0

 

Plenty of scope to turn that into a business opportunity, dressing up as firemen and taking octogenarian hen parties round Last Of The Summer Wine country, occasionally winking at them and asking if that ladder in their tights is the stairway to heaven. 

[Cavcraft]

The best three and half grand anyone is going to spend in a long, long time...

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/scammell-handyman/253485828820?hash=item3b04eecad4:g:MgcAAOSw~jJapsZQ

 

'Wheel nuts like Jordan's nipples in Skegness in December'

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Tiger-converted-coach-race-bus-motorhome-no-MOT/302667217304?hash=item46785f3998:g:EY0AAOSwMLBapVxE

 

'the engine currently runs from a 25ltr drum in the kitchen area'

[Cavcraft]

This looks royally fucked, but is up to £510 already

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-recovery/323135144724?hash=item4b3c5b0314:g:lkMAAOSw2CJapY4V

[busmansholiday]

The best three and half grand anyone is going to spend in a long, long time...

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/scammell-handyman/253485828820?hash=item3b04eecad4:g:MgcAAOSw~jJapsZQ

 

'Wheel nuts like Jordan's nipples in Skegness in December'

Like to know what the bus behind is, looks like LHD and possibly ex Lisbon ?.

 

Drove the Chinese 6 version of these years ago as we had one as a wrecker. Develops the arm muscles !

[Cavcraft]

Mind bogglingly hard to decipher advert, but possibly a risk worth taking if you've got the knackers

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Fidji-RX4-2003-1-9-DCi-Spares-Repair-NW-Wales-95K-Drives-No-MOT/253486982053?hash=item3b050063a5:g:tu8AAOSwtDdadLXY

 

Basically it's in 2WD mode but there's a prop or another car, or some bits off another car, that might come with it.

[Cavcraft]

Some main engine parts missing

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-18-classic-car-a-reg/401506673286?hash=item5d7ba9a286:g:NloAAOSwhQtaqB3S

 

 

One thousand of your British BINs

[Cavcraft]

White/green, green/white

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Glendale-Classic-Campervan-Motorhome-Project-5-6-berth/222881218358?hash=item33e4c17f36:g:6qoAAOSwGBdaqBzP

[NorfolkNWeigh]

This has got to be the ultimate pisstake, can't find a Porsche logbook for your ringing exercise ?

No problem, just use a Beetle i.d, you can make a feature out of it then some hipster Dubber idiot will pay £23000 for it just because you've mentioned Magnus Walker in the title.

When you check the reg it just says Volkswagen no model and 1776cc.

 

This could well end up on a Q, or even impounded and returned to the rightful owner or more likely the insurance company after a dodgy claim was put in for mysteriously stolen , agreed value, 'classif ' . Wonder where the 3.0 is?

The cynical would wonder if the owner of this also has a 911 engined bus?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Based-Porsche-911-912-Outlaw-Fifteen52-Magnus-Walker-Low-Reserve/173210916665?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D49919%26meid%3Da39bec14da744f11a496a40428ad8984%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D362267808337%26itm%3D173210916665&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

Sorry about tiny pic, maybe somebody could post a full size one.

[Cavcraft]

Same seller, different CF

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Bedouin-Classic-Campervan-Motorhome-Project-4-5-berth/222881193211?hash=item33e4c11cfb:g:5FoAAOSwxdtaqBdX

 

'If you want a van that is ready to go, then go to a dealer or pay £10,000 plus'

[mercrocker]

Remember as a kid when you really fucked up an Airfix kit, lost half the bits and ended up gluing on the wrong wheels before painting it Humbrol Silver.............?

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-1500-pickup-Custom/232690354278?hash=item362d6d0866:g:r2wAAOSwSz1aoBu8

 

 

 

 

 

[3VOM]

Remember as a kid when you really fucked up an Airfix kit, lost half the bits and ended up gluing on the wrong wheels before painting it Humbrol Silver.............?

 

 

s-l1600 (20).jpg

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/wolseley-1500-pickup-Custom/232690354278?hash=item362d6d0866:g:r2wAAOSwSz1aoBu8

That was my thought too. That's exactly what you get when you don't keep stirring the silver paint.

[3VOM]

Another "have we had this one before"?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nsu-ro80-spares-or-repair/232693524764?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649