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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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I do smell a rat there with that Delta, seems waaaaaay too cheap

BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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Looks ace, wonder why they changed the steering wheel though? That's a non-airbag one off an older model.

 

I didn't think any R8 got an airbag (except perhaps the coupes & tourers with the R3 dash after the rest of the range had been replaced by the R3 & HHR).

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Unfortunately my Spanish runs to ordering dos cerveza por favour, but I'm guessing this is a scam?

http://www.autocoche.es/sevilla/lancia-delta-20ie-turbo-hf-integrale_idc_101003.html

Sorry, no but idea how to link photos but it's a £3,500 Delta Integrale in the land of Oranges. If it's legit can someone give me a thumbs up and I'll book a flight!

 

Scam.  Photos ripped off an Italian site classified ad, for twice that.  Notice plate doctoring.  Napoli-registered.

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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I didn't think any R8 got an airbag (except perhaps the coupes & tourers with the R3 dash after the rest of the range had been replaced by the R3 & HHR).

 

R8 got driver airbag from 1995/M onwards

 

Might have been an option on that 1996/N, but I doubt it, because Rover.  All my 1995-onwards R8 had chunky airbag wheel

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Let it never be said
That Rusting is dead
'Cause there's so little left

of this wonky eyed shed

 

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There is nothing I need
except the engine to seize
But I'm not really fussed
Doesn't matter to me

 

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Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Know what you're doing, doing, to me
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby
 

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Due to an accident by my kids
bidding is cancelled
Let the clocks be reset
And the pendulums held

 

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Cause there's fuck all at all
Except the space in-between
Finding out what you're called
And weighing you in

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Ruby Ruby Ruby Rubyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-7-Ruby-1936-V5-Stored-many-years-1-Owner-Project-No-Reserve/222809475664?hash=item33e07aca50:g:gA8AAOSw3wVaai9z

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Perfect for a Binky clone is that Mini saloon, but that yellow Clubfoot estate, bring a shovel & binbags

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Scam.  Photos ripped off an Italian site classified ad, for twice that.  Notice plate doctoring.  Napoli-registered.

 

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I happen to know that "vendor". A con artist of the Southern Italian variety. He also loves to give you change in 200 and 500 Euro notes.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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...once home, fits Alfa 33 QV engine he has sitting spare on the decking, under a tarp.  Pops out at 10pm to annoy goad chat with local OMGJDMYO! lads half his age in their ratty Civics.  Wife still elated when collecting him from A&E.  Council requests payment for tree and railing damage.  Neighbours move out.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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That's a genuine SA-built Chevrolet Ranger

 

I was wondering how long it would be before one was brought over. Victor Faceache page had a long thread on these. Because Ventora Coupe we never got, etc.

Indeed - apologies, didn’t mean to imply it wasn’t genuine and GM’s own in-house parts bin mash-up, just that it was a new one on me.

 

Ventora Coupe would have been something. Shame this one is only a four-banger though.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Wartburg says "Don't laugh, townie, your daughter might be inside"

 

You could soon t-cut that off, the car is as cool as a real life mutha flippa although €4200 sounds like a lot of money

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bunglebus Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

bunglebus

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Doom blue mk4 Scrote in Popular flavour with alleged 20k on. Base tastic, with shit Ford push button radio too

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-1-3-popular-1988-with-20000-miles-from-new/253373297743?hash=item3afe39b44f:g:kboAAOSwWEZaXgr5

 

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Looks just like the one that was in the same town, except this one, while very low mileage and looked after, had crusty door bottoms etc as it presumably lived outside...

 

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Ultimate shite supercar

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80s styling, not that fast, Junkman approved gearbox, plenty of BL parts bin raiding.

What more could you want?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-DELOREAN-DMC-12-GENUINE-9800-MILES-FROM-NEW-PROBABLY-THE-FINEST-/122894750449?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

What I’d personally want is about £40k change from the asking price of that one. I liked DeLoreans when they were unloved underdogs, but they’ve somehow got hyped up to where they’re twice the price of a comparable Esprit, which is a massively superior car in every respect, apart maybe from not being brushed stainless steel.

 

(Though the Type 75 Elite is of course the shiter’s Lotus of choice.)

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You can get a running MOTd e-type for that, I know it's horses for courses, but still...

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