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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Shitting Nora!

If there ever was an appropriately numberplated car, this is it.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-405-with-Opel-OHC-Engine-5-speed-gearbox-Bristol-engine-available/253389143368
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with Opel OHC Engine & 5 speed gearbox

 

Original Bristol mounts still untouched so car can be returned to Bristol Power.

 

Correct 100 B2 Bristol engine and gearbox available by separate negotiations

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I once saw a private number plate being sold as a "one-off"... I must be quids in then as mine is a one-off too.

 

Shouldn't there be two, one yellow and one white?

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-220-DIESEL-LHD-W115-4DR-1969-WHITE-GOOD-95-RUST-FREE-RESTO-PROJECT/372154365905
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WHITE GOOD

 
I'm NOT making this shit up!
 
 

95% RUST FREE
 
CAR IS 95% RUST FREE!
 
THE CAR IS IN GOOD ORIGINAL 95% RUST FREE CONDITION!

 
So not 94% or 96%?
I would like to know the method with which this was calculated.
 
 

SOLID

SOLID AND ORIGINAL

CAR IS SOLID

YOU WONT FIND MANY TIDY SOLID W115 MODELS

 
If 5% is rotten, it's not solid m8. You haven't found a tidy solid one either, trust me on that.
 
 
 

THE PERFECT INVESTMENT PROJECT

YOU WONT FIND MANY LIKE THIS IN THE UK FOR THIS PRICE!

I CANNOT STRESS WHAT A SENSIBLY PRICED PROJECT THIS WOULD BE

KEEP THIS AND LEAVE IT IN STORAGE FOR A FEW YEARS AND WATCH PRICES RISE!

YOU WONT FIND MANY TIDY SOLID W115 MODELS FOR THIS MONEY IN EUROPE.

 
The only thing going to rise is the cost of storage.

 

 

What an ocean going twat.
Of all cars in America, he brings back this dismal pile of shit?

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Morris Minor Traveller in kit form with added rot?

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Fiesta Ghia looks nice, anyone lend us £1500? LOL

Rave Rank: Renault 16

Rave

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Mrs Egg has played her veto card, so fill yer boots.

 

Can help inspect!

 

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While on my way to see a man about a dog this afternoon, I passed this parked up in Mottingham.

 

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Original dealer plates?

 

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Rear bumper's scuffed but not cracked that I could see.

 

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So that means the front must be cracked, of course, since no Mk1 Mondeo is allowed to exist without at least one damaged bumper.

 

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This was the only obvious grot. The interior looks nice.

 

I took a photo of the seller's mobile number from the ad if anyone wants it; and if it actually lives in Mottingham I can also offer assistance, that's only a 15 minute cycle from me.

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