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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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2018 will see rationalisation of vehicle activity from yours truly.  Whilst our house is torn from limb to limb and takes every last fucking penny I've saved (and borrowed), cars will be taking a back seat.

 

Fortunately, I've found the perfect car.

 

Purple.

Grey bumpers.

Trims.

Shit.

Fucking miles away.

 

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chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

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they were trying to raffle this last year, i guess that the ticket sales were disappointing?

 

it is not at all clever around the back window, and god alone knows what is going on underneath the Brougham top too.

It was originally from 'Pencilvania' no less ....

 

Maybe the raffle was never drawn.....

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Gummy grannies like it hard, how may I please you? Whoops, sorry, wrong day. 

 

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Stupid & Co, how can I hel...

 

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Yeah, I'd like two fucking hopeless blue tits floundering at the bottom of a pond as some swimming magpies circle above

 

 

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Anything else, sir?

 

Yes, please. I'd like a pontoon eyed Toyah Wilcox with a builder's arse for a chest riding a kids inflatable shark on Rhyl beach as she's farting. Oh aye, have that Susanna Reid bint off ITV on the bonnet with a sneaky look on her face like she's just taken a Richard in Piers Morgan's man bag 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Show-Winning-Custom-Smart-Car-Very-High-Spec-Immaculate/292376431596?hash=item4412fe4bec:g:p2EAAOSwX3FaOPx4

 

'Ocean Glamour Fantasy. The aim from inception was to create one of the most modified Smart Coupes on the planet.'

 

God alone knows what kind of 'fantasy' this was based on, but I'd stop eating cheese and magic mushrooms before bed if I were you.

 

 

I think it was his Uncle Edmunds fantasy - as the car is dedicated to him - in tippex on the boot lid!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Morris-Ital-Pickup-Truck-Classic-Car/132311972006?hash=item1ece6878a6:g:pjsAAOSwdGFYtJwY

 

i had forgotten that these even existed.

 

dunno if i would want to pay £4750 for the privilege of owning one though.s-l1600.jpg

 

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it is in UNBELIEVABLY clean looking condition!!

 

that has surely been relisted more times than the Peugeot with 20p stuck in the handbrake

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£1,995 buys you what I can only assume is a Thai farmer's livestock carrier that's been ridden full tilt (8mph) into a brick wall

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Thai-Tuk-Tuk-rickshaw-delivery-wedding-taxi-trike-3-wheeler-Tuk-Tuk/222755628474?hash=item33dd4525ba:g:KXkAAOSwkLhZ~hvi

 

 

'was simply "waved through" by customs.'

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