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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Hideous MG

 

Anybody got a bargepole I could borrow?

 

You're not thinking of touching it, I hope?

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Ah, that's listed by Kingfisher Classic Cars. I was there the other week and the guy showed me around it when I collected my Allegro. It's ultra awesome inside. He wasn't sure what to ask for it, but I guess won't be offering him £500 now.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This is my old 320. It's looking a bit sorry for itself these days and seems to have made it's way pretty far south.

I think it's a bit optimistically priced at 1500 quid. I traded it in against the worst e28 m535i in the country although I didn't know that at the time.

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C362653

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Flipping Nora this looks brill'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Extremely-Rar ... 3380161bf1

 

The o/s/r wing is the main area of concern, as this has sustained some damage. The panel was run into by a Morris Marina on the way into Tatton Park for a Classic Car show.....The then owner attempted to "repair" it...... This involved throwing 2 kilos of bodyfiller from 10ft away, seeing what stuck to the car, then brush painting it with 2 litres of Dulux Lemon gloss and a 3" brush!!!!! All this without doing any prep work whatsoever!!!

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8) skills

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Those things are so hideous! I reckon most of the stetson-wearing lactose-intolerant line dancers who drive those god-awful chevy gay vans full of confederate flags and empty bottles of Jack Daniels dream of doing 'route 66' in a 3.8 V6 one of them. YEE-HAA!

pandarus Rank: Austin Maxi

pandarus

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Hideous MG

 

Anybody got a bargepole I could borrow?

 

You're not thinking of touching it, I hope?

 

Jesus H Christ on a bike.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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that figting fit tr7 also has a WEBASTER sunroof

 

 

where do i sign? (myself into the loony bin)

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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^^^^Jeezus that is the pits of all repairs, the perpetrator must be located and given a robust shoeing.

 

IT WOULD NOT TAKE MUCH TO GET IT FIGTING FIT

 

YES IT WOULD, DICKHOUSE! THERES A LEAST A WEEK'S INTENSE DIGGING TO GET IT OUT FROM THE MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT YOU'VE BURIED IT IN

 

HERE WE HAVE MY TRIUMPH TR7 WITH FULL BODY KIT,HELPER SPRINGS,WEBASTER SUNROOF,AND TOW BAR

VERY GOOD ENGINE AND GEARBOX BUT BODY WORD COULD DO WITH SOME TLC BE FOR IN PARKED IT UP IT DROVE ERY NICE

I PAITED IT THEN DROVE IT IN TO WERE IT I TODAY I HAVE A DIFFRENT TR7 WITH GOOD ENGINE AND GEARBOX BUT WITH VERY POOR BODY WORK FOR £500

 

THIS WOULD MAKE A GOOD SUMMER PROJECT FOR THE RITE PERSON WHO HAS SOME SPARE TIME

 

Does this leave you with any nebulosity regarding the intellectual level you'll end up dealing with?

Where TF is Portway? Please fill me in so I can avoid to ever get into the vicinity of the place.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Anyone on here have a flipping clue what this is?

 

Apparently it's a Datsun Sado. No, really. I think that tells you all you need to know.

 

 

Mr B, you must buy this. Then we can all go and do something more productive*, because you'll have won.

face Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-RENAULT- ... 3a7ea08cc3

 

'door mirows'

 

The entire advert seems to be one hopeless attempt at writing with his knob after dipping it into candlewax.

 

Apologies for dragging this back up, but....

 

SHOW CAR

 

Just what sort of 'show' would exhibit such a veehickle?

And what sort of cunt would turn up to view such a show?

 

Some utter brilliance in the description:

 

K&n replica induction air filter.

 

Set of 15" multi fit alloys cost me £500 without tyres

 

Tinted windows front & rear cost £180 from custom tint.

 

You can just see the people from 'Custom Tint' rubbing their hands together as this monstrosity barks into view.

There seems to be a whole industy based soley upon the wims of poorly-educated prannies.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Anyone on here have a flipping clue what this is? Its certainly a stunnah whatever it is, and its for sale in Portugal for just 1200€

 

Datsun Sado. It was built locally in Portugal until well into the 1980s. They also built a passenger version, which was called the Datsun Maso. OK, I made up the last bit.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I like the way he keeps you guessing about what engine it's got! So far all I've worked out is that it's a petrol.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It's a 2 litre according to the DVLA. Information that would be useful in his advert I'll give you.

 

Does anyone know if these v8 Cherokee's are any good? Do they suffer the same diff weakness as the old ones.

This one is still quite cheap and I wouldn't mind it for a little while so I could drive aound in it like the king of twats.

 

GR9 for dogging by the looks of the photo location

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Jeep-Grand-Cherokee-v8-black-/150997968359?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23282e25e7

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I had an '03 V8 Grand Cherokee and it was awesome, but thirsty. Not as well mannered as an a Rangie of similar age, but that was part of the charm - they sound lovely. I'm not aware of any issues with the diffs on V8's, but don't claim to be any kind of authority.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It seems quite cheap for one of these, which make me suspicious although some of the interior has been eaten by a dog, which may account for the price.

Tartan58 Rank: BL Wedge

Tartan58

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Just a normal Cheverlot Kalos

 

Until you look inside....

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/modified-car-for-quick-sale/1010281240

 

This piece of merde resides a couple of streets away from me, it is also lowered (probably with chopped springs), has a stupid center exit exhaust that makes it sound like a cement mixer full of bricks and some roadsweeper (ralleeee) style blue mudflaps. It does seem to be the most pointless piece of modifying imaginable, surely not even the most mindless of boyracers are fooled into thinking that a 1.1 Daewoo is some fire spitting monster underneath. But in a strange way a very (very) small part of me respects him simply because it's not a Corsa.

 

Anyway in all seriousness I wish him all the very best with the sale and hope buyers flock from far and wide - the farther and wider the better so I never have to see (or hear) that thing again!

 

[edit] for another £100 you could have this V6 Beauty

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kia-magentis--2002/1010289661

Clearly previously owned by David Bailey

 

£500 as seen

£900 with new clutch, MOT & service

 

I know nothing about these but £400 for clutch, service and MOT seems a bit steep, better to do it yourself.

sierravanman Rank Austin Metro

sierravanman

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1987 MG MAESTRO 2.0 EFI GREY

 

"ROOF LINING IS STARTING TO SAG, I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS IS A POPULAR PROBLEM"

yeh, popular as bollock cancer.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 2526017913

http://www.flickr.com/photos/55777341@N00/8492929870/

 

I reaally like the colour on this one, I can't quite work out what it is though...

 

Got to love sellers putting in "Was running perfect until laid up 10 years ago" - for me the levels of reassurance offered by this declines dramatically as the sentence progresses.

 

Thats Strata Grey....more of a metallic olive drab than grey really

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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I WANT that Maestro. Never liked those style of wheel trim though. I would take them off but keep them as I wouldn't be able to bring myself to chuck them as much as I'd want to.

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