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DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Ital-575-pick-up-truck/142448467674?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Df226265b457e49d1b8f77997803732cd%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D14%26sd%3D322597779750&clk_rvr_id=1262479603990&utm_content=buffer64377&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

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  • MorrisItalSLX, Mr Laurence, danthecapriman and 2 others
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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DING!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1980-Automatic-/272768890949?hash=item3f824af845:g:Z9wAAOSwt9NZb7qp

 

'I really want it to go to someone in this group'

 

​So do I, chief.

 

I know that Maxi as well, young lad owns it, seen it loads of times around Bury st Edmunds, even papped it outside his house ages ago, had minions seat covers!

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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So that you won't see how much the heap has deteriorated over that period.

 

You asked, I answered.

I asked for that.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Estelle is a bit salty for what it is really, and that front offside arch looks a bit wobby. That seller at Rothwell Haigh in Leeds is a well known rip off merchant, and the MOT cert states white and green. Had fresh paint since March

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Why do ads like this exist  :mad:

 

 

 

CADILLAC CAR

 

And that's all there is...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CADILLAC-CAR/112488442148?_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D5125b304f5d74ee5a582b0c973019b55%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D112488442148&_trkparms=pageci%253Afcaf67fb-6d7e-11e7-8bdc-74dbd1806e4b%257Cparentrq%253A6167dcc815d0ab14de9a36f6fff9b9f2%257Ciid%253A1

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Greetings, ShitePickers! Number one in today's chart is The Dings Of Leon

 

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Whoops! Looks like he tried to Back Down South and got Closer than he thought

 

 

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He certainly Needs Somebody to knock the dents out of that fucker, doesn't he pop fans?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Leon-1-9-tdi-SE-/182656393520?hash=item2a872b6130:g:9nEAAOSwRvdZYGlO

 

 

BRB MUTHAFLIPPAZ

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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"Tax free at 30" lol.  In fact HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

  • Felly Magic and danthecapriman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Using all of your skill and judgement, see if you can spot who pissed all his pension money up the wall at Rhyl Sunday market car accessory stall

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cougar-2-5-24v-V6-3-Door-Hatchback-Silver-RARE-CAR-/292190224160?hash=item4407e4ff20:g:0JUAAOSwwyFZcQZJ

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-off-unique-camper-van-/263098546654?hash=item3d41e539de:g:tLEAAOSw-89ZUl~I

 

The only difference between this gopping monstrosity and a portable VD clinic is that the latter would be far less embarrassing to be seen in.

  • Bamboocarman and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WTF is 'unique' about this mobile dog turd?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-OFFROAD-READY-FREELANDER-1-Professionally-Built-12-Months-Warranty-/112486685691?hash=item1a30ba9bfb:g:RQIAAOSw3QpZbnDz

 

 

'The car drives brilliantly in both 2 and 4 wheel drive'

 

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  • Junkman and clayts450
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Maestro van looks nice, but the seller has less brainpower than an amoeba. GR12 for waking everyone within a 1/4 mile radius at 4 am with Perkins goodness, poss ex Southern leccy board going by the original horrid green on the slam panel and the racks in the back

  • cpjitservices and danthecapriman
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Slightly frilly Maestro Clubfoot with raw A series POWAH! BONUS KNOB!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro/132261099717?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44779%26meid%3D3f2ec871a4e647bdbede1ce9c4eac8be%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263098939820s-l1600.jpg

  • Cavcraft, MorrisItalSLX and ProgRocker
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here, have a headlight
In fact, no brotherman here, have two
Two headlights means jack for me
But it means a big deal to you

 

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Why you nailed a piece of shit on the side God only
knows why you did, to this pile of masturbate
Shitasfucki, that's what I thought when  
I saw it man, with no style no money, no taste

 

​Go ahead, Mr Windle

 

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'UNIQUE 1 OFF,SIDECAR OUTFIT.HAND BUILT BY TERRY WINDLE' 

 

'BUILT BY THE LATE TERRY WINDLE WHO WAS WELL KNOWN IN THE SIDECAR RACEING FRATERNITY '

 

'I AM NOT A BULLSHITTER' 

 

 

 

'HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY OTHERS THAT TERRY DID'NT BUILD THIS OUTFIT'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-1-OFF-SIDECAR-OUTFIT-HAND-BUILT-BY-TERRY-WINDLE-/263093164884?hash=item3d41931b54:g:j7gAAOSwrDBZbNpL

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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What more do you need to know. Do a Cort and get it bought.

  • flat4alfa and Junkman
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Because people like this exist.

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