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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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I counted 48, yes forty eight log books for sale from that seller.  

 

Does the serious fraud squad still exist? At the prices advertised 150-600 a pop that's some money if anyone is stupid enough to buy them.

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sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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Who the duck is gunna pay 2.5k for a mini Cooper logbook? That may get them a new one.

stuboy Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

stuboy

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i scrapped load of metros and mini's and was handed a bag which contained v5, vin plates etc of various rotted cars, idea ringers dream, i threw the lot into a very fierce oil drum fire.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Who the duck is gunna pay 2.5k for a mini Cooper logbook? That may get them a new one.

 

Buy logbook, nick Cooper, ring Cooper, flog rung Cooper for 20k, pocket rest.

Capish?

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Worst...advert...ever for a Vitesse Sport, suitably Barried up with smokin' stickerz, innit bruv. £550 Scottyland

 

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That horrific ad in full

 

 

 

Here av got ma rover Vitesse turbo. She is mintal quick like and av owned a st focus and a diesel 2.2 omega elite. cheap to run very powerful not for the faint hearted. can rovertake anythin. can rovertake anythin. Sounds like an evo, flappy paddles, full gobbledygook exhast fae pearsly ana. Oversize bonnet wingnuts. I really needing t swap for a diesel focus injin for my ST 2.5 turbo red we black stripes it's fast. Needs t be a diesel injin and loom to fit a focus like mine.

 

Guy probably* looks like this, rather than the gangsta he makes out:

 

ba70d2e235d655a746acbf383b41cb5f--funny-

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-vitesse-turbo/1254349060

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Rover style car is probably the best description of seen of a city rover. Not a rover but in the style of a rover.

  • Mr Laurence and clayts450
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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Base model! 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Immaculate-1993-Rover-214-Si-5-Door-Hatchback-with-more-history-than-Henry-8th/232402719905?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D44760%26meid%3D1fc1a893172540d6878b02b8c4b2d15a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D232377116293

 

Pretty devoid of features, the base 214i gives you light grey placca interior, no velour, no wood trim inside, keep fit windows and mirrors, and not a lot else. 

You do get an SOHC K-series though, a towbar (???), and:

 

more history than Henry 8th

 

Yeah, nah. Pretty sodding clean for 107k though.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Please can we have an amnesty on posting this fucking thing? I know it is only the 2nd time but that is twice too many and I fully expect it to appear about another 47 times over the next 

 

Time left:
Time left:5d 00h 
  • flat4alfa, Asimo and Dave_Q
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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s-l1600.jpg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPER-RARE-MK1-JENSEN-INTERCEPTOR-6-3-BARN-FIND-OWNED-30-YEARS-99P-NO-RESERVE/112478226502

 

This on the other hand is fucked, the listing write up is a load of bollocks too.

 

 

Good luck removing the plates seeing as it's still allocated to the car and needs a mot to remove it.

 

That one ^^ out in the open for 20ish years

 

This one dry stored for the same time

 

MK1 JENSEN INTERCEPTOR VIGNALE MAX151E 1967 chassis No 115/2543 mileage 14038

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-JENSEN-INTERCEPTOR-VIGNALE-MAX151E-1967-chassis-No-115-2543-mileage-14038/172773894540?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D44779%26meid%3D88bb303b3454411d8a359817d6da90c6%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D112478226502

 

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make one good out of the two*

 

 

*and two articulated lorries full of cash

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Worst...advert...ever for a Vitesse Sport, suitably Barried up with smokin' stickerz, innit bruv. £550 Scottyland

 

$_86.JPG

 

That horrific ad in full

 

 

 

 

Guy probably* looks like this, rather than the gangsta he makes out:

 

ba70d2e235d655a746acbf383b41cb5f--funny-

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-vitesse-turbo/1254349060

 

Oldmeldrum, hmmm?

 

Dangerously close to me.

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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^^

 

Evening class in gangstaspeak compulsory before attending....

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Aye, but I've seen the damn thing 3 times in the past day!

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Will somebody buy that fucking horrible black thing and burn it so we don't have to see it again?

  • Brodders, sheffcortinacentre and clayts450
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