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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I dunno why I put kids I just went up stairs and did a head count and I definitely only have one.

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buckbuckbuckie

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/-/132192032075?

 

I've decided to sell my P6, been feeling a bit pissed off about cars lately, I've got too many cars getting in the way and we can't get the pram in the boot making it pointless having it really (Plus we have a second child on the way but it's very hush hush at the moment). I can't decide what it's worth really, especially as the plates probably worth £1000 on it's own but it needs to go and the Dolomite will go too and then I'll be buying something with a bigger boot for the price i get for both of them.

 

 

What a brilliant eBay advert.  I'd buy 500% more cars if all eBay adverts folllowed this format and quantity/quality of photos.

  • BorniteIdentity and trigger
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Marina - minus engine

 

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Bodywork knackered, but fairly solid, perfect spec, perfect colour, just needs hubcaps (also possibly an engine)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-1972-SUPER-DELUXE-1-3-TAX-EXEMPT-BARN-FIND-NEVER-WELDED-/382081516755?hash=item58f5d544d3:g:aCkAAOSwcaFZF1dT

Fit a Mazda Renesis to it. Hell, it's even badged as a 1.3, so would still be correct.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That's actually pretty good for Rhyl. Someone must have unwebbed his fingers.

  • purplebargeken, Aston Martin, mercrocker and 5 others
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Just a thought here,Triggs what about Bornite's Ovlov as a Rover replacement, or is it too modernz?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Great news, love, booked our holiday!

 

GR8! Where are we off?

 

(S)Hatfield Muncipal Tip, get your bags packed

 

 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit-camper-van-custom-line-ex-ambulance-projject-/262985627054?hash=item3d3b2a35ae:g:07cAAOSwZKBZGMW8

 

 

'TO GOOD TO SCRAP'

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Does anyone know how an Ikea bunk bed and some wanky photography filters can make a £2,000 LandCruiser worth £15,995?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-unique-Toyota-1992-Landcruiser-2-5td-rare-manual-LJ78-model-/302316690136?hash=item46637a9ad8:g:7XIAAOSwH09ZGFwu

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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My search for a £500 snotter continues, stumbled across this ludicrously low-mileage Focus - bit more digging on DVLA website shows some dodgy odo and MoT antics going on. Do people really think buyers are this stupid....

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-focus-zetec-with-year-mot/1240360171

 

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MOT history of this vehicle
  • Test date15 May 2017
  • Expiry date30 May 2018
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading22,945 miles
  • MOT test number2246 3374 0702
  • Test date11 May 2017
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading22,943 miles
  • MOT test number5188 5481 5410
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Offside Front Front position lamp(s) not working (1.1.A.3b)
    Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Nearside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive (7.3.D.4)
  • Test date12 April 2017
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading22,865 miles
  • MOT test number4047 5128 5114
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
    Nearside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    Offside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
    Nearside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement front (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Rear Lower Suspension arm corroded and seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
    Offside Front Brake hose ferrule excessively corroded (3.6.B.4e)
    Front Brakes imbalanced across an axle (3.7.B.5b)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Offside Rear Lower Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
    Nearside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
    Offside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Test date16 May 2016
  • Expiry date30 May 2017
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading18,016 miles
  • MOT test number2876 2932 1635
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement front (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement front (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
    Nearside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Test date16 May 2016
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading18,016 miles
  • MOT test number2359 4562 7492
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Brake pipe excessively corroded front to rear (front section) (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Brake pipe excessively corroded front to rear (front sections) (3.6.B.2c)
    Brake pipe excessively corroded front to rear front section (3.6.B.2c)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement front (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement front (2.4.G.2)
    Offside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
    Nearside Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Test date14 May 2015
  • Expiry date30 May 2016
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading12,361 miles
  • MOT test number5268 8453 5178
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
    Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Test date14 May 2015
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading12,361 miles
  • MOT test number6758 4433 5131
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
    Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Test date19 May 2014
  • Expiry date30 May 2015
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading9,589 miles
  • MOT test number6954 1963 4122
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
  • Test date16 May 2014
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading9,587 miles
  • MOT test number2555 3663 4465
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Stop lamp not working (1.2.1b)
    Offside Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Nearside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)
    Offside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Nearside Rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Front Brake pad(s) wearing thin (3.5.1g)
  • Test date17 May 2013
  • Expiry date30 May 2014
  • Test ResultPass
  • MOT test number3278 0783 3186
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
    Offside Rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
    Offside Rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Offside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
    Nearside Front Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
  • Test date10 May 2012
  • Expiry date30 May 2013
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading126 miles
  • MOT test number1089 9133 2150
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
  • Test date30 April 2012
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading58,737 miles
  • MOT test number9450 0122 2155
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
    Windscreen washer provides insufficient washer liquid (8.2.3)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
    engine sump leaking oil
  • Test date9 May 2011
  • Expiry date30 May 2012
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading55,530 miles
  • MOT test number5069 3932 1136
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Test date9 May 2011
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading55,530 miles
  • MOT test number4255 7982 1104
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Windscreen wiper does not clear the windscreen effectively (8.2.2)
  • Advisory notice item(s)
    Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Test date10 May 2010
  • Expiry date30 May 2011
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading50,760 miles
  • MOT test number5208 5013 0192
  • Test date15 May 2009
  • Expiry date30 May 2010
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading46,510 miles
  • MOT test number1943 7513 9181
  • Test date9 May 2008
  • Expiry date30 May 2009
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading41,526 miles
  • MOT test number1642 4063 8169
  • Test date9 May 2008
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading41,526 miles
  • MOT test number4603 9013 8147
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.8)
  • Test date21 May 2007
  • Expiry date30 May 2008
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading36,424 miles
  • MOT test number8132 8134 7182
  • Test date21 May 2007
  • Test ResultFail
  • Odometer reading36,424 miles
  • MOT test number6146 5124 7149
  • Reason(s) for failure
    Nearside Rear Tyre has a cut in excess of the requirements deep enough to reach the ply or cords (4.1.D.1a)
  • Test date31 May 2006
  • Expiry date30 May 2007
  • Test ResultPass
  • Odometer reading30,210 miles
  • MOT test number9517 7135 6141
  • Aston Martin and oldcars
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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Looks like its had a set of clocks I'd say. No mention by the seller, which is misleading (intentional or otherwise)

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