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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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OMEX Project

 

Don't leave home with it.

 

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I'm selling this after being unexpectedly accepted onto a degree programme that I never expected to!

 

The car currently doesn't have an MOT because I thought I wasn't going to drive it due to fees and two lots of insurance, etc and that I would get it reMOTed in the summer rather than doing it in December. I'll listen to offers for it with and without an MOT, if there is little difference between the two then I won't bother getting another MOT for it, if there is a big difference then clearly I will get another ticket for it!

 

If your thesis is on the most verbose way of saying "no mot" then you're getting first class honours.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wide-arch-Ford-Escort-1992-mk5a-ZetecTurbo-RS-Cosworth-style-cab-OMEX-Project-/152479480946

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life...

 

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I honestly though these had hit the bottom of the depreciation curve a good few years ago, but this is the cheapest I've seen a 'modern' Maserati go for! 
Only a quid short of £8,000! 

 

And it turns out, that all the Maserati's of the same era seem to have slipped under the £10k mark! 

I maybe rethinking my position of another V8 luxobarge soon...

 

 

*Yes I know these aren't really Autoshite, but the fact its a prestige name and now stupidly below there original price, and has the massive WCPGW factor surly count for something? 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Cavalier looks like it had a fight in the pub car park and got punched in the eye.

5speedracer Rank: Renault 16

5speedracer

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I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life...

 

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I honestly though these had hit the bottom of the depreciation curve a good few years ago, but this is the cheapest I've seen a 'modern' Maserati go for!

Only a quid short of £8,000!

 

And it turns out, that all the Maserati's of the same era seem to have slipped under the £10k mark!

I maybe rethinking my position of another V8 luxobarge soon...

 

 

*Yes I know these aren't really Autoshite, but the fact its a prestige name and now stupidly below there original price, and has the massive WCPGW factor surly count for something?

Less vulgar than a Ferrari !

 

 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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From the ad....

 

A test-drive of this car can be arranged, but I will need to see your driving license photocard and proof of insurance first. (and I would come along with you, and I'm 6' 3", and study Karate...)

 

I love the whole karate line.

 

Anyway - he only studies it, which means he's not very good at it.

 

Also, whilst he's going all "Carl Douglas" - just kick him firmly in the bollocks and take off with the brick.

 

VERDICT: Mouthbreather.

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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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I don't get excited by Astras as a rule but this... THIS!

 

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Just down the road from me I should buy this. I just don't have enough sense.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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These must be the most shite soft top this side of a Mumford marina. Look at the fuggin two-an-eight of this massive pile of horse gash.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-114-CABRIO-BLACK-/272596651957

 

Why even bother having a rear view mirror? Verdict: Wank

 

looks better with roof up mind.

 

But doesnt that defeat purpose of a vertible?

 

Just needs a wet miserable summer, ideal for Scotland etc

Stanky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Stanky

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Be like the south-coast version of Vulgalour

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-414-SLi-Excellent-Condition-New-MOT-NO-RESERVE-/182497006163?hash=item2a7dab5253:g:uK4AAOSwYXVY0D9O

 

Or, look at this lovely slice of purest brown

 

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Not entirely sure whats going on with the front number plate but its in pretty good nick considering its proximity to the sea

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-TL-Campus-GT-Retro-80s-classic-12-mths-MOT-/262902560584?hash=item3d3636b748:g:4wEAAOSwCU1Yz6P8

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andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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Spotted for sale in downtown Polski Trambesh,just around the corner from the crusty mk2 Transit

Bumpers in "fair" condition,with no duct tape to be seen

Apart from the Enhanced Security System...

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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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From the ad....

A test-drive of this car can be arranged, but I will need to see your driving license photocard and proof of insurance first. (and I would come along with you, and I'm 6' 3", and study Karate...)

Which of course would be no match for a maniac wielding an A60 starting handle.

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paulscavalier Rank: BL Wedge

paulscavalier

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I don't get excited by Astras as a rule but this... THIS!

 

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Just down the road from me I should buy this. I just don't have enough sense.

That isn't half bad , no crusty arches and it hasn't faded to pink.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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That isn't half bad , no crusty arches and has been t cut in the last 24 hours.

:-)

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Guest Breadvan72

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On Facebook. I can send a PM if anyone interested.

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/350104318428334/permalink/1062111903894235/?sale_post_id=1062111903894235

 

 

Very rare 1984 Talbot alpine rapier has been stood since 2009 engine dose run but dose need new rocker cover gaskets drivers door and rear passenger door are seized also the wheels are seized its a 5speed manual petrol 1.6 rwd with low mileage very clean inside and out looking for offers as not sure what to value it at viewings welcome Barnham West Sussex

 

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