eBay tat volume 3.

86,380 · January 10, 2013

I don't think they did make a 130 cabriolet, my money is on it being (originally) a 1.8i lump. They were superb engines especially when coupled with c/r SRi gearbox (F18, or something like that) as the gearing was fab.

I just DVLA'd it and it came back "CAVALIER 1.8 CABRIO" so unless they've put a 130 motor in it they're talking out their flange hole.

January 10, 2013

Early FX4, can't be that many about now.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-FX4-Vintage-London-Taxi-/261150879772?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ccdce301c

128,650 · January 10, 2013

I don't think they did make a 130 cabriolet, my money is on it being (originally) a 1.8i lump. They were superb engines especially when coupled with c/r SRi gearbox (F18, or something like that) as the gearing was fab.

I just DVLA'd it and it came back "CAVALIER 1.8 CABRIO" so unless they've put a 130 motor in it they're talking out their flange hole.

I just read the listing, they did change the engine!

23,284 · January 10, 2013

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!
That had me loling my plums off!

As it did with I!

Much lollage!

January 10, 2013

Tidy looking Escrote for not much wonga

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-escort-ghia-16i-16v-very-reliable-family-car/1006520063#gallery-item-full-1

18,972 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

23,284 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

I have a spare 875cc Imp engine we could lob in the back of that. That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

23,284 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

47,287 · January 10, 2013

It needs a drivers window as of yesturday as I locked the keys in the car whilst taking the photos for this advert!!!
That had me loling my plums off!

I imagine that will be fun to locate

2,675 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

I think that Fiat beat them slightly with the Mk1 Punto 6speed. But IIRC they only were on sale for a couple of years.

2,675 · January 10, 2013

That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

A canal barge is quicker than my Audi 100.

47,287 · January 10, 2013

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/417898306.htm?ca=15_s

Liking this manky high-top fiat van, the lad wants 400 quid mind you.

19,909 · January 10, 2013

No, they are proper 6 Speed Units! At the time these were launched they must have been one of the smallest capacity cars available with a 6 speed box at a time when 6 speed boxes weren't so common.

I was not sure, despite it being old and before I had even heard of a 6 speed gearbox in a normal car, I did wonder how anyone could make such a mistake, even in 'Brwatfurt innit' hence the tentative "?" at the end of the comment. Just as well I did that eh?

I think that Fiat beat them slightly with the Mk1 Punto 6speed. But IIRC they only were on sale for a couple of years.

Honda Shuttle 4x4s have a 6 speed 'box, but first gear is an ultra low ratio for off roading.

4,380 · January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

I have a spare 875cc Imp engine we could lob in the back of that. That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

You could fit a 6 speed gearbox. However since it appears to have French military markings. that would have to be 1 forward speed and 5 reverse.

128,650 · January 10, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-trike-proj ... 4ac045f622

'most of the hard work is done'

All it needs now is the body fixing on, half the pissing engine, some wiring, a log book, some kind of VIC check, body parts, steering, throttle, seats and handlebars. 1/115.

12,955 · January 10, 2013

VW scene chicks

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-GTI-2 ... 4ac03e486c

4,753 · January 10, 2013

Chances of that trike making it on the road: 0.1/575545368882354432133255770

18,972 · January 10, 2013

Plenty of cocks watching that car there

9,692 · January 10, 2013

Just read through a few pages and that corolla made me smile. 109 bhp. If I remember correct the 414 sli rover I had was 108 bhp and the 1.6 where closer to 115. The gti 216 was a bit more.

1,308 · January 10, 2013

Surely eleventy million autoshite points would be included FOC with this beauty;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AMC-PACE ... 2c6b7f42e2

3.6k · January 10, 2013

The infant would love that - he's into the Disney Cars thing.

1,422 · January 10, 2013

Surely eleventy million autoshite points would be included FOC with this beauty;
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AMC-PACE ... 2c6b7f42e2

Odd sized doors for added shite points , what a peach.

47,287 · January 10, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-trike-proj ... 4ac045f622

'most of the hard work is done'

All it needs now is the body fixing on, half the pissing engine, some wiring, a log book, some kind of VIC check, body parts, steering, throttle, seats and handlebars. 1/115.

muthafucking LOL! what a totally hopeless pile of whale shit. 0.03/10

128,650 · January 10, 2013

Lightning never shites twice, so they say. Well here's proof that it does several times at least

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJR-SU ... 2c6b569f09

'Item location: Southport'

Obviously not a local car then as the seagulls fly upside over Southport on account of the fact IT'S NOT WORTH SHITTING ON.

January 10, 2013

This looks fun to drive, the suspension reminds me of that from the Warthog on Halo

I have a spare 875cc Imp engine we could lob in the back of that. That would be MEGA! and would still be quicker than Volksy's Audi 100.

You could fit a 6 speed gearbox. However since it appears to have French military markings. that would have to be 1 forward speed and 5 reverse.

Not French, Italian, the french motor would do nothing and give up for fear of getting damaged.

The French gave up Paris as allegedly they didn't want their beautiful city ruined.

Why do I now this? Cos I is sad innit.

Like I wondered why my Kubelwagen had, like all others, a low compression engine - because the Krauts knew the further East they went the shiter the fuel quality would be.

Sorry end of history lesson.

12,955 · January 10, 2013

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-14-GT ... 337f1e88d0

28,544 · January 11, 2013

Speaking of rescuing Renaults, have we had this one yet?

Condition unknown/ unwarranted -although it does still look pretty sound.

Looks eminently saveable. In Sussex, Ã‚Â£161 so far.

Edited to add: It even comes with a Nigel Bickle numberplate, sort of... Mr Bickle to the beige courtesy phone please...

23,284 · January 11, 2013

Speaking of rescuing Renaults, have we had this one yet?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-RENAULT-18-TS-SILVER-/160949944551?_trksid=p2047675.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555001%26algo%3DPW.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D126%26meid%3D4798434726525062144%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D1071%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D221176039632%26

Condition unknown/ unwarranted -although it does still look pretty sound.

Looks eminently saveable. In Sussex, Ã‚Â£161 so far.

On Bickles doorstep that, I guess he may already be bidding.

(dont think it's him selling)

47,287 · January 11, 2013

It is bickle!

86,380 · January 11, 2013

All BMW's are shit etc however this looks more interesting as it's an Alpina B10 which looks to have been dragged out a hedge or in ebay speak "carefully barn stored".

It's not the desirable bi-turbo so it's pretty much just a 535i sport with a different ecu, it doesn't run (the ecus probably borked) and it's got a lot of bits missing, no alpina stripes and seems to be fitted with e28 seats.

Offers. I've no idea what it's worth.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-alpina-b10-35/1006712082#gallery-item-full-8

eBay tat volume 3.

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