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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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If you want to create a queue of WVMs and SUV Milfs, buy British.

 

Good point

 

That would be Evoque-ative

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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This looks like a punt and a half. There could be something spesh in there or a dust pan and brush job.

 

Its stuck in the garage and i need to remove it, can arrange delivery at extra charge, don't have any keys or documents but i have authority document

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-GLX-Galant-i-think-1982-Barn-garage-find-/262841657356?hash=item3d3295680c:g:nbIAAOSwTglYmfq1

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how can I help?

 

'Can you do replicas of famous historical moments?'

 

Can't see why not, ace, what would you like a copy of?

 

'Basically, I want you to capture the exact moment on the 3rd September 1939 when Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany as Arthur Daley looked down a small telescope and Richard Hammond tries to act sober. Oh aye, have the date in Latin on Daley's top lip where his moustache is supposed to be. And perhaps have a small crocodile about to attack Hammond's neck'

 

How's that, sir?

 

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​'Fan-bastard-tastic'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Air-Brushed-LDV-CONVOY-panels-godfather-American-Gangster-/252751117491?hash=item3ad923fcb3:g:N5IAAOSwUKxYkmL8

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'It's 1994 and trouble is a brewin in the VW T5 owners club meeting in Californ-i-a. Rumour has reached the organisers of a deadly plot to let 3 Muslims (who were born in the county anyway) to visit their nan in a nursing home who has a slight cold . Lou Costello is back from Weighwatchers and he ain't happy, Cliff Richard's waving a dagger and Sarah Brightman thinks it's Time To Say Goodbye to those pesky foreigners. Pete Burns is armed to the teeth with a hairdryer and a referee's whistle and knife wielding Donald Trump is surfin his way to a whole heap of trouble. Who can stop that robot blowing his load on Brightman's admirable knockers? Why is a miniature George Best riding an arrow?  But most importantly:  Who can save America?' 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-TRANSPORTER-T5-Bonnet-Airbrush-Marvel-iron-man-hulk-/292004478119?hash=item43fcd2bca7:g:zDYAAOSwnHZYgKEz

J-T Rank: Citroen Ami

J-T

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This pretty fancy but I'd still flippin love it and probably pretty good value.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-500SL-129-MODEL-/152426909184?hash=item237d5a0e00:g:YGEAAOSwo4pYmNqd

 

I've got the horn for these at the mintue & think they're a bit of  a barg as values are all over the place. That one is cheap but the spaz plate & barry exhaust puts me off. I chucked a bid on one last night with full mb history and 80k but maxed out at £5k on account of it being piss green. Went for £5100. Ah well search continues.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'The front's a bit Spartan'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARTAN-KIT-CAR-CLASSIC-CAR-READVERTISED-DUE-TO-TIMEWASTERS-/162387523841?hash=item25cf0cf901:g:fB4AAOSwnHZYiPoP

 

 

'One's a fibreglass fungus garden ornament, the other is a toadstool'

 

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Guest Breadvan72

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I was going to correct your spelling of Bukkake, but ...

 

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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2 grand CL500 with long MOT and good service history.  Well worth owning for a few months then get rid before it explodes.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-CL500-5-0-auto-11-mths-mot-FSh-Cheapest-ever-2150-/122345034077?hash=item1c7c55115d:g:pBcAAOSw241YmbF7

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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I would

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

 

Just tell her a guy on an internet forum you've never met says it'll probably be okay.

It'll probably be okay.

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fermanta

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Superb! Doesn't look like it will go for a song though.

 

Think I might  message him to see what the reserve is, or his best price... :)

 

 

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  Ok I understand now I am no tyre kicker want sensible it is better than 20 lookers on I will pay you pound notes in your hand no questions asked so ask me again and I will tell you if you're asking silly money I'm no car trader just looking for a pickup just to use for a bit of work that's all 06-Feb-17 A:  So let me get this straight. You're no car trader and yet you obviously consider yourself to be that much of an expert that you can tell me if I'm asking "Silly money" for the pick up. Well thank you so much for the chance to experience you're wisdom regarding this matter. However I think I'll pass on this occasion and stick to what I said in the listing. Q:  How much will you take for your pickup and I will pay you cash when I pick it up 06-Feb-17 A:  Hello, Thanks for your question. A very predictable one. The answer you're looking for is in bright red text in the item listing.

 

Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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Hello, Stupid & Co, how can I help?

 

'Can you do replicas of famous historical moments?'

 

Can't see why not, ace, what would you like a copy of?

 

'Basically, I want you to capture the exact moment on the 3rd September 1939 when Neville Chamberlain declared war on Germany as Arthur Daley looked down a small telescope and Richard Hammond tries to act sober. Oh aye, have the date in Latin on Daley's top lip where his moustache is supposed to be. And perhaps have a small crocodile about to attack Hammond's neck'

 

How's that, sir?

 

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​'Fan-bastard-tastic'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Air-Brushed-LDV-CONVOY-panels-godfather-American-Gangster-/252751117491?hash=item3ad923fcb3:g:N5IAAOSwUKxYkmL8

 

I'm confused. Really confused. I've never seen anything so po pointless in my life.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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I would

 

 

I sort of almost would too.  It is terrible beyond the realms of terrible, but also fab.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Superb! Doesn't look like it will go for a song though.

 

Think I might  message him to see what the reserve is, or his best price... :)

 

 

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  Ok I understand now I am no tyre kicker want sensible it is better than 20 lookers on I will pay you pound notes in your hand no questions asked so ask me again and I will tell you if you're asking silly money I'm no car trader just looking for a pickup just to use for a bit of work that's all 06-Feb-17 A:  So let me get this straight. You're no car trader and yet you obviously consider yourself to be that much of an expert that you can tell me if I'm asking "Silly money" for the pick up. Well thank you so much for the chance to experience you're wisdom regarding this matter. However I think I'll pass on this occasion and stick to what I said in the listing. Q:  How much will you take for your pickup and I will pay you cash when I pick it up 06-Feb-17 A:  Hello, Thanks for your question. A very predictable one. The answer you're looking for is in bright red text in the item listing.

 

 

 

Good on the seller, I say.

He's clearly stated he's not going to answer questions about a cash price or the reserve and some 'comedian' still just ignores that twice. The bloke deserves some credit for not suffering idiots.

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Guest Breadvan72

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Seller gets plus points for being Mr Grumpy.  He gets minus points for misuse of "you're"  [/Grammar Nazi]

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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I'm trying to think how I might bring this into the conversation over the phone with my wife. I will be buying an SL500 when the MV6 explodes. Maybe.

Easy, you just ask how her day has been, slip the sentence into the conversation, then ask "do we need any fresh milk taken home" Job done.

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