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Guest Breadvan72

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This is almost how Colin Chapman intended the Elite to be. 

 

Er, no, it isn't.

  • Skizzer and alf892
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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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That V8 Elite is giving me the horn in a major way. But you're right, it needs a manual box (and I really like the SD1 5-speed, once it's warmed up). Presumably that's not too big a job to swap though.

 

[dodges spitball from Breadman]

Guest Breadvan72

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I bet it's really horrible.  One thing that Lotus know about is suspension, and Hydrofantastic would not be an upgrade.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I bet it's really horrible.  One thing that Lotus know about is suspension, and Hydrofantastic would not be an upgrade.

You're right of course, but I'm a sucker for a V8. And it's a really groovy shade of orange.

 

One day I have to get me a proper Kandy-Kolored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby. While I can still get away with calling it a mid-life crisis.

Yoss Rank: Lancia Gamma

Yoss

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That Bedford is a wonderful, gorgeous thing but the price they're asking is rather comical.  Plus I'm not 100% sure a 2006 Iveco engine is a major selling point.

 

There's no Bedford left in that! The wheels look ridiculous and the bonnet is completely the wrong shape and looks hideous. It's like Triggers broom, only with less class, there's nothing of the original left.

 

No thanks, not at any price, let alone the price of a house.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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How big are your 'nads? CL600 parked for a couple of years being sold by an illiterate. WCPGW?

 

Reason(s) for failure
 

Offside Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)
Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)
Nearside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)
Offside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)
Rear Fluid suspension pipe leaking (2.4.D.2)
Nearside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)
Offside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)
Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Electronic stability system warning lamp indicates a fault (3.4.1c)
Front Tyre(s) incorrect because different size tyres are fitted on the same axle. (4.1.A.1a)
Nearside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)
Offside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)
Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)
Nearside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)
Offside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)
Nearside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)
Offside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)
Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)
 
Ah....
 

                                                    

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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One day I have to get me a proper Kandy-Kolored Tangerine Flake Streamlined Baby. While I can still get away with calling it a mid-life crisis.

Have you tried an online Bankok dating agency?
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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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How big are your 'nads? CL600 parked for a couple of years being sold by an illiterate. WCPGW?

 

Reason(s) for failure

 

 

Offside Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)

Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)

Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

Exhaust emissions hydrocarbon content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)

Exhaust emissions Lambda reading after 2nd fast idle outside specified limits (7.3.D.3)

Nearside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)

Offside Rear Fluid suspension has no suspension movement (2.4.D.5)

Rear Fluid suspension pipe leaking (2.4.D.2)

Nearside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)

Offside Front Fluid suspension unit totally deflated (2.4.D.1a)

Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)

Electronic stability system warning lamp indicates a fault (3.4.1c)

Front Tyre(s) incorrect because different size tyres are fitted on the same axle. (4.1.A.1a)

Nearside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)

Offside Rear Mechanical brake component has restricted free movement (3.5.1k)

Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Nearside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Offside Front Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Nearside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Offside Rear Brake performance not tested (3.7.A.1)

Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

 

Ah....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-cl600-/292017364378?hash=item43fd975d9a:g:kysAAOSw5cNYkz8w

 

                                                    

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Ur nut kidding!

 

for spars or repars been stod sum things rong with the rear air suspension alloy body no mot privat no cash on collecton one of the weels is mising the last owner took for a repar and they lost it runs ok sat nav tv cd it needs to be put on a traler

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Here's a car that looks like it was used in a cheese rolling trial in Hereford

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spartan-kitcar-properly-registered-on-Q-plate-/222398403543?hash=item33c7fa53d7:g:KFUAAOSw4DJYlOhX

 

'I bought car but it takes up more space than I bargained for'

 

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Yes, fully see how you're struggling with that gargantuan behemoth on your 200 acre estate.

  • Mr Laurence and outlaw118
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Guest Breadvan72

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I have changed my mind about the orange V8 Lotus, but only because the advert contains the word "specificated".

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This car looks like the face my dog pulls when it's just pissed on the kitchen floor

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOKE-METRO-BASED-RARE-maybe-one-off-as-i-can-not-find-another-/122339632823?hash=item1c7c02a6b7:g:iQEAAOSwo4pYk6RR

 

'a unique vehicle never seen one before'

 

Thank. Fuck. For. That.

vonmon Rank: Renault 16

vonmon

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I have only ever seen one in real life, and that was in Krakow.  I thought it looked kind of cool, but I may have been off me pills at the time.

 

They're longer than you think an' all. Bastard things, hated mine. So I bought another. In my defence it was cheaper than chips.

vonmon Rank: Renault 16

vonmon

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Rover 800 Coupes have suddenly started twanging away at my chap, and to be fair, it's difficult to turn down such a hot prospect.

 

This KV6 has some leg, but looks a bit of alright. I think I'll hold out for a less well used sort...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252745830740

 

OOOF though

 

I'm in love. Gorgeous, gorgeous car. Fab-Yew-Luss.

 

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