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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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This is a new one on me a Nissan President according to my local auction house who are flogging it tomorrow night. http://www2.amstock.co.uk/husseys/StockDetail.aspx?lot=17&regno=E10BAM&sale=170118&type=car

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This has been on an industrial estate near me for years, it looks terrible up close, like a really badly finished kit car.  I have to be honest, the first few times I saw it, I assumed it was someone's homebrew attempt at a bodykit over an XJ40.  Still, 4.5 litres must shift pretty well.

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UmBongo Rank: Renault 16

UmBongo

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-cbr-1000-rwd-project-starts-and-drives-not-5-9-11-21-turbo-clio-16v-/182425214020?hash=item2a7963dc44:g:g5YAAOSwo4pYKLmn

 

Looks like a Raider...somewhatish.

 

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DUE TO ANOTHER TIMEWASTER ITS BACK UP FOR SALE,
NO MORE EXCUSES OFF THE DOG PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW, OR YOUR 2 YEAR OLD KID TYPED IN YOU PASSWORD AND BOUGHT IT
 
ALSO IT IS  IN SCOTLAND , YES SCOTLAND SO PLEASE CHECK DISTANCE BEFORE YOU CONTACT
  • Mr Laurence, Cavcraft and Banger Kenny
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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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and people say you can't get a back-street abortion any more.

Messed it up royally so I'll say I found it in a barn, maybe I can even say it was the artisan work of a few goats.....

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-cbr-1000-rwd-project-starts-and-drives-not-5-9-11-21-turbo-clio-16v-/182425214020?hash=item2a7963dc44:g:g5YAAOSwo4pYKLmn

 

Looks like a Raider...somewhatish.

 

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DUE TO ANOTHER TIMEWASTER ITS BACK UP FOR SALE,

NO MORE EXCUSES OFF THE DOG PRESSED THE BUY IT NOW, OR YOUR 2 YEAR OLD KID TYPED IN YOU PASSWORD AND BOUGHT IT

 

ALSO IT IS  IN SCOTLAND , YES SCOTLAND SO PLEASE CHECK DISTANCE BEFORE YOU CONTACT

Manual reverse......

95 quid Peugeot Rank: Renault 16

95 quid Peugeot

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-3-want-gone-by-end-of-the-month/1211000309

 

 

This is my saab 9-3 2.2tid for sale or swaps. Has been slightly modified but can be put to standard for right deal. 

Mot till July. 
140k but will go up as used daily 
Has bucket seats and harnesses in the front. 
Cone air filter 
Comic dash.

 

think you'll find it's not making me laugh, mate,

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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2Wd

 

2wd (2wd) all season and safest of all

 

its all 2wheel drive (2wd) best for winter and easiest for driving around and bein so rare 2wd

 

rare 2wd + 4 speed autogearbox

 

rare auto 4 speed with 2wd

 

cannot get diesel + 2wd + 4 speed auto in estima

 

*** RARE! ... 2WD – ... (with the rare auto 4 speed)***

 

I will reiterate

 

Oh, please don't.

 

She is the 2wd version so ok yes the snow didn’t come this year but it may well come towards the end of this year!...and she’ll have no trouble pulling other cars out of the ditches!

 

Lucida to the rescue!! 2WD all working. 

Great for the more rural of areas where they don’t bother gritting! :)

 

(You get the idea! ;) )

Good God.

95% of these are automatics.

And do you think he means it a 4WD one? Or 2WD? Dare you to ask him, I've lost the will to live.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-M-Toyota-Estima-Emina-2-2D-Diesel-2Wd-4-Speed-auto-8-seater-blue-/262812204326?hash=item3d30d3fd26:g:TS8AAOSw5cNYc97u

  • 95 quid Peugeot, LessThanEqual, Lacquer Peel and 4 others
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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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And do you think he means it a 4WD one? Or 2WD? Dare you to ask him, I've lost the will to live.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-M-Toyota-Estima-Emina-2-2D-Diesel-2Wd-4-Speed-auto-8-seater-blue-/262812204326?hash=item3d30d3fd26:g:TS8AAOSw5cNYc97u

Holy sht, it's been a while since I read an ad like that from start to end.

Seller has other cars for sale, I didn't look.

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Badly advertised in rong category

 

Bargain for someone to master the outside lane etc etc

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/182422650756?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40802%26meid%3D62ee0891477a41a1b5fe0b0149aff2ec%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262811930373

 

 

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  • Disco Fever and Junkman
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Another hopelessly badly advertised Pug in the wrong category 

 

Winna for someone mehbe

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car/162361919144?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40802%26meid%3D62ee0891477a41a1b5fe0b0149aff2ec%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D262811930373

 

Outrageously rotton Pug 404 pickup abandoned project

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Ex BT Sherpa

 

I am pretty sure that anything Ex BT is going to be utterly fucked, but This managed a few more years being abused by a painter decorator.

 

Verdict - expect to see it at Easter with an old leather sofa in the back advertised as ideal 4 glamping

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Freight-rover-sherpa-panel-van-ex-bt-diesel-/112271596878?hash=item1a23e89d4e:g:wvQAAOSw44BYfVTj

 

 

 

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rantingYoof Rank: Lancia Gamma

rantingYoof

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Even entertaining string theory and the principle of infinite universes, I am most certain there exists none where an Alto of that shape can be accurately described as posh.

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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If I had the money I might be temped by this, I just looks about right and for a fraction of the cost. Just needs a straight 6

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STUNNING-LOOKING-JAGUAR-XK120-REPLICA-LE-MANS-STYLE-RACE-CAR-PRICE-REDUCED-/162353762660?hash=item25cd09d164:g:9OQAAOSwo4pYdVn3

 

Beware pics look like they were taken using a calculator, no current pics 

 

Seller is clearing a collect of really interesting stuff

 

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  • Junkman, HillmanImp and garethj
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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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Please note that this car is a Cat C which was not disclosed to me when I bought it last week.

 

Who gives a fuck?  It's £175 and tested till July.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-Dimension-1-9TD/282325476766?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40794%26meid%3D84e69c31b2854b079168f0628cba2bb6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252728691710

 

 

  • Lacquer Peel, KruJoe, BorniteIdentity and 1 other
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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Campervan buyers guide Tip 1 - Always look for a van where the owner has taken care to fart outside.....

 

 

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Loses points for leaving knickers on the hob though.... 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-t4-camper-/232205981002?hash=item36108e154a:g:fpkAAOSwUKxYZkyu

  

 

 

 

 

The other, more usual T4 adornments are also pants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Ex BT Sherpa

 

I am pretty sure that anything Ex BT is going to be utterly fucked, but This managed a few more years being abused by a painter decorator.

 

Verdict - expect to see it at Easter with an old leather sofa in the back advertised as ideal 4 glamping

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Freight-rover-sherpa-panel-van-ex-bt-diesel-/112271596878?hash=item1a23e89d4e:g:wvQAAOSw44BYfVTj

 

 

 

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You never know though.  There was a delightfully shite Ex BT Sierra bASe that haunted the streets of London for years and years.  In fact, I think it only became bean cans last year.

 

https://goo.gl/images/pW083g

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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One of the longest bootlid badges available....

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-CX-ESTATE/272525749336?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40794%26meid%3D5b908f3b68b040328bcfa120f694c5ba%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D192081673627

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