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blackbird Rank: Austin Maxi

blackbird

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OK ,not been on for a while and will investigate but hey I'm lazy so..........

Whats the story with all the Malta Shite ?

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Whats the story with all the Malta Shite ?

RHD, no salt on the roads so the cars are often well preserved.

Personally I'd love to fly over there pick up a 1970's Fiat for half what you pay over here and drive it back.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Sweet looking little White Hen with interesting wheels

 

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Bodywork is excellent except for some bubbling of the paintwork around the rear wheelarches.

 

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Those are early Delta wheels, i think VolksAngyl has got a set, they look gr9 on there I reckon.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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French, leather, hydropneumatic, V6, "mk1", bonus epic wheels, MOT, tax...

 

I kid you not, £400! (or make an offer)

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Did they ever sell the Thema estate over here?

 

Not that I know of, the station waggon was only ever made in LHD.

According to someone on a Lancia forum there's only 3 Thema waggons over here ... and one of them is currently for sale.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I recognise that Beta saloon from somewhere. Did it belong to Phil Bell in PC back in the day? Obv before it had the wanky paint job.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The engine shot of that R11 looks like Kerplunk. Is that normal for one of these?

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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These Stilos don't seem very popular at all making them ideal shite fodder. This one's 250 quid but the clutch is slipping and the dashboards got more lights than blackpool.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/trade-in--2003-fiat-stilo-16v-active-sport-mot-tax/1005796258

 

I live on a council estate so I'm going to buy this and leave it my front garden for 10 years. Seems cheap though at 595 although it needs a clutch which is gaurenteed to be a total bastard plus he's been messing around with the back of it. OMG599!

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/sporty-gto-manual-30-v6-mot-and-tax-sale-or-wap/1005820976

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Another one under 'unfinished project'.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mk-1-golf-unfinished-project-look-please-read-/150970965226

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I literally have no idea WTF this person was trying to achieve. What is the point of this vehicle?

 

mk 1 golf unfinished project (look please read)

 

Okay maybe you are going to explain in detail what you have done and why.

 

he is my vw mk 1 golf cab

it has no mot or tax as is a unfinished project

running car

not far of its mot

has 4 brand tyres new cost me £180

brand new battery

fm/am radio with cassette

for more information please contact me

 

Wow, thanks for all that info, that really helps. I am seriously keen on buying it as it has an "fm/am radio with cassette". Explains everything.

 

Seriously, this is what happens when the government take money away from mental health treatment.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Morrissey Tours LTD

 

And if a double-decker bus

Crashes into us

To die by your side

Is such a heavenly way to die

And if a B&Q park bench

kills the both of us

To be decapitated by your side

Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

There is some shite that should've never been built,

there is some shite that should've never been built.

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit- ... 4d078b1884

 

'Funbus'

 

Perhaps he meant fungus? I'd imagine galloping knob rot, athletes bollock and a highly inflamed chocolate starfish would be more 'fun' than that. I would also deign to suggest the IQ of the person who knocked that pile of toss up is akin to the NCAP rating of said vehicle.

Craig the Princess Rank: Renault 16

Craig the Princess

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'Funbus'

 

Perhaps he meant fungus? I'd imagine galloping knob rot, athletes bollock and a highly inflamed chocolate starfish would be more 'fun' than that. I would also deign to suggest the IQ of the person who knocked that pile of toss up is akin to the NCAP rating of said vehicle.

 

£10,000! Holy shit.

 

You can drive this on a car licsense check first thought.

 

So you have no idea then? Actually seeing the vehicle we knew that already.

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