eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

Who ever put the spoiler on this Volvo needs to have a serious fucking word with themselves

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bargain2000-volvo-s80-diesel-autofull-leathermot-oct-2013taxed-april/113199010

 

I'm not a huge fan of Golfs but this one looks alright

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vw-golf-gti-mk2/1003201211#gallery-item-full-3

 

YO, 740 Drift Pickup.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-740-pick-up-drift/113204000

[HereHareHere]

 

These fat fux don't do it for me, but they might if they get much cheaper. 20v LPT, 87k, £995.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003254685

 

 

In fact this 2.4T auto with t&t until March is under £500 with 45 mins left! On reflection though still too fugly.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLVO-C7 ... 2a25e3c0e6

[Spiny Norman]

Surprised to hear someone say these Volvo coops are ugly....

I had one and there were only three things I liked about it. I thought it looked quite smart, it had a fucking awesome stereo and the best windscreen washers I'd ever had. The rest of it was utterly shit.

 

That Mondeo is in a lovely part of the country, be an ace day out to go and pick that up.

[Spiny Norman]

Velour fest.

 

Toyota Crown.

 

130 Coupe.

[flat4alfa]

 

a real piece of british history

 

Uses are endless

 

£3,500

[HereHareHere]

 

Toledo 2.3 V5, FSH, 87k. No idea what these are like to drive, but £995 doesn't seem too bad.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[flat4alfa]

 

the car was purchased by Mr Ronald Message

 

15'200 miles from new

 

my name is Ron

 

£1,550

[CortinaDave]

That Sierra's well worth 1500 IMO. If I had the cash i'd be all over that. No doubt some OMG RALLYESPORT MK1 ESCORT AMAZEBALLS knob will break it to get the low mileage running gear. Shame

[flat4alfa]

 

it needs few bits of paint

 

RELISTED

[flat4alfa]

 

HAS DONE OVER 200K MILES BUT HAS GREAT SERVICE HISTORY

 

£800

[flat4alfa]

 

Engine and gearbox working when last used 25years ago

[HereHareHere]

 

These Ledge koops are class in a vast brass glass. This shit picture successfully highlights their finest feature: MASSIVENESS.

 

£845 with reasonable t&t.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[Mash]

Postman Pat motorised electric van and full professional postman pat costume

 

Thank fuck for that, I'd hate to lay all that cash out for the van and find I'd been lumbered with some amateur's costume.

[Skizzer]

BEIGE!

 

 

From the same people as that blue Fiat 130 Coop a couple of pages back. Not pocket money at £5k, but looks a STUNNA. Comes freshly serviced and with tax and a few months' test, lots of history and only 45k on the clock.

 

Am SERIOUSLY tempted, especially having had a couple of glasses of Vin de Toilette with my spag bol tonight... but might have to factor in the cost of a divorce. Somebody step in and save me from temptation.

[R9UKE]

Fuck I didn't realise the length of those Leg Ends. Added to "the list"

[R9UKE]

 

Fuck a duck, this has got to be the most council spec photograph ever taken of anything.

 

 

 

That has to be one for the calendar thread. Made me LOL.

[ashmicro]

^ is Ted Danson in Shameless now?

[drum]

 

THE POLO STILL DRIVED PERFECTLY WELL WITH A BUMP START & ALSO COMES WITH HALF A TANK OF FUEL.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-4

[michael1703]

 

Fuck a duck, this has got to be the most council spec photograph ever taken of anything.

 

 

 

That has to be one for the calendar thread. Made me LOL.

 

And the shoes, whats that about, no socks either the dirty bastard

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Its a fucking briliant photo that one, I love it. The fucking skip in the background just makes it. SKILL

[R9UKE]

I'm surprised there's not a Bentley badge on the front of that 300c. Did anyone else see the episode of Wife Swap with an equally council estate feel where one was said to be a "Bentley - driving lady of leisure"? It was one of those with a Bentley badge on the front parked in what looked like the same street as Derek!

[morris_ital_lover]

Jesus... what a photo and is he wearing an EDL shirt?

[R9UKE]

There's also the reminence of a Benidorm tan. That's my new wallpaper.

[Junkman]

I really dont like the styling on these Husky's though. They look like hearses.

 

What could possiby be wrong with that? Paint it black!

[cort16]

 

Ugh ugh ugh ugh

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mitsubishi-estate-2002-going-cheap-20-with-towbar-and-roof-rails-year-mot/113223577

[willswitchengage]

A Scooby from the era when they got sold at Massey Ferguson dealers.

 

 

the original BoS for mine is from an agricultural machinery merchant

[Cavcraft]

This car has Nick Griffin written all over it. Shit, dodgy inside and out and the perfect plate to suit our fat friend* or a Racist Farmer from UKIP.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-/ ... 1e748c0aca

[cort16]

You can't polish a turd but these guys have given it a go.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201237485059598/

[Cavcraft]

And if unfortunate number plates are your bag, check out this Triumph SUPREMECISTOLEDO

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-TOLED ... 416e617602

 

'Colour: BROWN'

[Cavcraft]

Copulate ego/self representative, deputy or substitute; anyone acting "in the person of" or agent for a superior (compare "vicarious" in the sense of "at second hand"). In this sense, the title is comparable to lieutenant, look at this maternal parent fornicator

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-3-LITR ... 416e5921b5

 

That's bloody ace.