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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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that is worth a punt- especially as I could pap an m30 in there with a turbo and piss off everyone in both bmw and merc camps:)

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think it'd be a while until you could pap anything in there other than some dafoddils.

Turn it into a desk and charge 7 grand

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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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Fuck me, not only do they waste the first picture by giving us a view of of the kitchen window, the rest of the pictures are all taken in the garage, presumably because the clutch is so shagged they daren't drive it out, in case the lucky* bastard that wins it can't drive it away!

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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It's almost as if Cavcraft is baiting me, what with that ridiculous Megane and that VW bus that costs £122,000! I factually spat my tea out! The amazing thing is, there must be a market for them.

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Conrad D. Conelrad

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Here's a song dedicated to the guy who installed that steering wheel:

 

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Anyone care to guess what type of building this rather rusty old 96 was allegedly found in?

 

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Musso sport + photo of Paul Merton in drag or summink

 

I thought you'd like it :)

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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Anyone care to guess what type of building this rather rusty old 96 was allegedly found in?

 

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D701 SWL? 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£100 (they'll take £80) MOT June

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Automatic-Nissan-Micra-K10-1-2-/252377379409?hash=item3ac2dd3251:g:EAAAAOSw~oFXErgb

 

 

Mailed them about it last time it was on, seem decent and sensible people, it just wasn't for me. Anyhow, it got relisted because the 'buyer' expected them to drive it to London as it is!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Superb levels of CANNOT_BE_ARSED achieved. Instead of (God forbid) any decent pictures or effort, the first photograph is just a copy and paste of something they've typed elsewhere by the looks of it, and the other four consist of one half-arsed one of the car itself and three random ones of the interior.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Galaxy-/272232424226?hash=item3f62512322:g:ZJEAAOSwaG9XJHgP

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A60-PICK-UP-GREY-1963-FOR-RESTORATION-1-OWNER-/252377837689?hash=item3ac2e43079:g:n8oAAOSwaA5WkP9j

 

 

'HAVE BOUGHT A JENSEN INTERCEPTOR SO FOCUS MOVED TO THAT'

 

On a bravery scale that's a bit like kicking Wladimir Klitschko in the bollocks then offering Tyson Fury out in the car park of the Horse and Jockey.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Now 90: a collection of badly made modern rubbish with nothing worth listening to

 

 

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Now 90: not so badly made old class with an engine worth listening to 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-RILEY-RME-1-5-litre-/301947959761?hash=item464d8039d1:g:x5AAAOSw~oFXKa3e

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-504-pickup-diesel-/262419553492?hash=item3d196c9cd4:g:xS8AAOSwKfVXIM-e

 

 

'The flashing light on the top is a legal requirement and means you can go round doing peoples gardens, stealing scrap metals and partially dismantling broken down Fords at the side of the A15. My mate said as long as you turn it on if followed by the police you can also legitimately run it on cherry and they can't touch you for it.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shaun Sean Shitty Shaz

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-80-ESTATE-TDI-DIESEL-RARE-SHAUN-SEAN-PRIV-PLATE-ELEC-PACK-1795-OFFERS-PX-/201576774135?hash=item2eeee979f7:g:x0oAAOSwL7VWqJxA

 

 

'20 YR OLD CLASSIC'

 

13124874_922789067833282_226772385950196

 

 

200,000 miles and £1,795

 

 

I had one of these, same colour and everything: absolute cock puddle of a car. Unreliable and not pleasant to drive. Thankfully I pretty much finished it off by attempting to repair the fuel pump and doing my usual Edward Cackhands job of it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Haven't seen a Mk2 in God knows how long. Look what's next to it, it's only a bleeding Nova SR! Also another Nova (and other stuff) in his garage

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-3-litre-1976-R-Reg-/152077821571?hash=item23688b6683:g:RUgAAOSw5HJXKS~f

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Slightly baffling Bombadier advert, not entirely sure what it looks like now, but possibly pretty shit 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bombardier-Bombi-BR-100-tracked-off-road-vehicle-project-barnfind-spares-/222107135551?hash=item33b69dee3f:g:xHwAAOSw2GlXKcCQ

 

 

'both tracks are thear but look ruff.can be made from conveyor belt'

 

It looks like someone has got one of those Tugmaster things and nailed some sheep shearing pens to the side of it.

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