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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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£100 (they'll take £80) MOT June

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Automatic-Nissan-Micra-K10-1-2-/252377379409?hash=item3ac2dd3251:g:EAAAAOSw~oFXErgb

 

 

Mailed them about it last time it was on, seem decent and sensible people, it just wasn't for me. Anyhow, it got relisted because the 'buyer' expected them to drive it to London as it is!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Superb levels of CANNOT_BE_ARSED achieved. Instead of (God forbid) any decent pictures or effort, the first photograph is just a copy and paste of something they've typed elsewhere by the looks of it, and the other four consist of one half-arsed one of the car itself and three random ones of the interior.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Galaxy-/272232424226?hash=item3f62512322:g:ZJEAAOSwaG9XJHgP

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A60-PICK-UP-GREY-1963-FOR-RESTORATION-1-OWNER-/252377837689?hash=item3ac2e43079:g:n8oAAOSwaA5WkP9j

 

 

'HAVE BOUGHT A JENSEN INTERCEPTOR SO FOCUS MOVED TO THAT'

 

On a bravery scale that's a bit like kicking Wladimir Klitschko in the bollocks then offering Tyson Fury out in the car park of the Horse and Jockey.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Now 90: a collection of badly made modern rubbish with nothing worth listening to

 

 

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Now 90: not so badly made old class with an engine worth listening to 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1955-RILEY-RME-1-5-litre-/301947959761?hash=item464d8039d1:g:x5AAAOSw~oFXKa3e

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-504-pickup-diesel-/262419553492?hash=item3d196c9cd4:g:xS8AAOSwKfVXIM-e

 

 

'The flashing light on the top is a legal requirement and means you can go round doing peoples gardens, stealing scrap metals and partially dismantling broken down Fords at the side of the A15. My mate said as long as you turn it on if followed by the police you can also legitimately run it on cherry and they can't touch you for it.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shaun Sean Shitty Shaz

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-80-ESTATE-TDI-DIESEL-RARE-SHAUN-SEAN-PRIV-PLATE-ELEC-PACK-1795-OFFERS-PX-/201576774135?hash=item2eeee979f7:g:x0oAAOSwL7VWqJxA

 

 

'20 YR OLD CLASSIC'

 

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200,000 miles and £1,795

 

 

I had one of these, same colour and everything: absolute cock puddle of a car. Unreliable and not pleasant to drive. Thankfully I pretty much finished it off by attempting to repair the fuel pump and doing my usual Edward Cackhands job of it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Haven't seen a Mk2 in God knows how long. Look what's next to it, it's only a bleeding Nova SR! Also another Nova (and other stuff) in his garage

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-3-litre-1976-R-Reg-/152077821571?hash=item23688b6683:g:RUgAAOSw5HJXKS~f

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Slightly baffling Bombadier advert, not entirely sure what it looks like now, but possibly pretty shit 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bombardier-Bombi-BR-100-tracked-off-road-vehicle-project-barnfind-spares-/222107135551?hash=item33b69dee3f:g:xHwAAOSw2GlXKcCQ

 

 

'both tracks are thear but look ruff.can be made from conveyor belt'

 

It looks like someone has got one of those Tugmaster things and nailed some sheep shearing pens to the side of it.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Have you seen the stuff that's been fitted to it?!, It's only got a TV in the back!

 

 

 

 

Also the headrests make it looks like someone with black slip on shoes is about to boot the telly in. Possibly because he can't get 'Strip Masterbrain' on it and watch that old boy mop his forehead with his hanky as some page 3 bint starts removing her bra.

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mouseflakes

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Oooh, I think this might even be the ultra-desirable long wheelbase version...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tug-mercury-truck-and-tractor-co-rare/23193118725
 
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Could be worth ££££ done

 

Four pounds then?

 
 
I don't normally go hunting for these things but it was in the 'suggestions' at the foot of this listing...

Slightly baffling Bombadier advert, not entirely sure what it looks like now, but possibly pretty shit
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bombardier-Bombi-BR-100-tracked-off-road-vehicle-project-barnfind-spares-/222107135551

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Oooh, I think this might even be the ultra-desirable long wheelbase version...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tug-mercury-truck-and-tractor-co-rare/23193118725

 

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I don't normally go hunting for these things but it was in the 'suggestions' at the foot of this listing...

 

I like this:

 

 

Worth doing as Iv only seen another one in a museum.

 

On the plus side, you can tell everyone that you bought a Mercury with a flathead.

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