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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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You can hardly see where they chopped that Lagonda down from a saloon. I love the "weather equipment" I can just see that pulling up outside Claridges on a wet day (and the porter pissing himself)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Leggy and salty Skoda bum Fun

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-SKODA-FELICIA-FUN-YELLOW-/291757172270?hash=item43ee15262e:g:zxoAAOSw9uFW9Ecp

 

 

'it is priced to sell now will not be going any lower so please dont ask'

 

£800 (start price) for a 140,000, 149,000 mile motor with no tax or MOT. GLWTO.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't know a great deal about caravans but I'm pretty sure half a shot of someone picking their nose inside their car with a wank picture of said caravan in the background wouldn't make me bid on it

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-/252380058009?hash=item3ac3061199:g:glQAAOSw1DtXK9dL

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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My eyes are shot - it looks like the grille says 'DONUT' from here.

 

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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One for the "cars that make you look like an obnoxious filthy rich twat" thread.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/T1-Bentley-/222109609679

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Oh, and WANT, of course.

Did you buy it then? I see it has already gone.

 

I am looking for a stop-gap second car and looking for shonky Volvo 240 estates or London Taxis so obviously this has caught my eye, I know that the standard steel rots like hell so I assume the coachbuilt will have the added bonus of a rotten ash frame as well.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-MKVI-/222106521920?hash=item33b6949140:g:Gg0AAOSwRH5XKP9~

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Did you buy it then? I see it has already gone.

 

I am looking for a stop-gap second car and looking for shonky Volvo 240 estates or London Taxis so obviously this has caught my eye, I know that the standard steel rots like hell so I assume the coachbuilt will have the added bonus of a rotten ash frame as well.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-MKVI-/222106521920?hash=item33b6949140:g:Gg0AAOSwRH5XKP9~

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On watch list, but I doubt it will stay under £10k.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Vauxhall Vectra 2.2 SeXi

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-2-2-diesel-sxi-/272235024131?hash=item3f6278cf03:g:TbgAAOSwgn5XE255

 

 

'just had new battery. 
CLUNGE MAGNET
Recent front wheel bearing 
Had new track rod ends last year 
SNAPS KNICKER ELASTIC AT 100YDS
new front tie rod arms 
new engine pulley last year 
FANNY BATTER
Interior is in good condition with stereo, parcel shelf inc 
ALLOY WHEELS IN GOOD CONDITION 
good condition inside no rips on the seats but obviously showing its age in some area. generally good solid car but needs some attention and cleaning. 
MMM, OH YEAH I WANT YOU BIG BOY'
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Good morning, Toosavvy Hairnet promotions LTD, how may I help?

 

Yes, can you list my Toyota van for me, please?

 

YES, (TS) OF COURSE M8 :-P  :-P linwood selfie TS 

 

 

 

'07 togoth hiace dud a work uhlo 24000 miles but drues great'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/07-togoth-hiace-dud-a-work-uhlo-24000-miles-but-drues-great-call-me-07876436733-/322099197413?hash=item4afe9bb5e5:g:2nsAAOSwYudXGNTW

 

 

'2007 togota hiace dud  cluch spippis few Dept's a work uaio 24000 miles bust driues call me'

 

 

(I'm not even making that up)

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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On watch list, but I doubt it will stay under £10k.

It's also on Car & Classic for £16.5k, (listed in April) I'm slightly concerned as it seems too cheap with a BIN of £14.5k, a standard steel is rarely under £20k these days. On the plus side it lacks all the complications you find on a modern one, on the downside the spares are not going to be Silver Shadow levels of cheap. I'm tetering on the "Sod it, what's the worst that can happen, just buy it and get it out of your system and punt it on in a few months, hopefully without losing (too) much" and the "What the hell are you even thinking of that for, it'll be a pile of poo and will sit there broken haunting you until it either rots away or you sell it for peanuts"

I never used to be this indecisive, I want it and can afford* it; well technically I can find the money to pay for it, but should have more sense and get the windows on the house done, the insulation done, plus a myriad of other sensible things instead.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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This reminds me of 2010 when Brown went to the Palace to tender his resignation , he was driven from Downing Street in a black X350, he left the Palace in an X300 possibly this one, although I thought it was even older.

With typical shit timing by Jaguar, Cameron travelled from the Palace in a different X350 filmed every inch of the way by helicopters etc. Jaguar delivered the new shape XJ 2 days later missing out on all that free coverage.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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Cavcraft, I'm surprised you don't need some sort of counseling to help you get over the amount of crap ads you have to wade through in order to bring us classics like that Toyota Hiace.

The fact that the poster couldn't even spell Toyota correctly when presumably it's written on the van somewhere makes me concerned for his mental health.

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