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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Do you think Autoshite should be about cheapskate motoring, or obscurity motoring? 

 

Why not do both at once by buying Jack Benny's car?

 

I would not hesitate for a Millisecond!

 

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Just searched this thread for the ebay item id and it didn't come up, but I'm pretty sure this must have been posted already. If not, then warning to MarvinsMum - prepare for chilly feet - this'll blow your socks off...
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-MINI-METRO-1275-HLS-THE-ONLY-ONE-REGISTERED-ON-UK-ROADS-26-000-MILES-/381583538424
 
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EDIT: Would look better with the (proper?) raised character number plates I guess?

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Ahhhhhh....

 

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......ahhhhhhh.....

 

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....choooooo!

 

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Bollocks

320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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That's not a 318iS just a boggo 318i. Not a bad thing in itself but very different to an 'S'.

Yup-this 318i is missing

8 valves

51mm front struts

vented front discs

disc rear arms

 

at a minimum vs an iS.

 

that said, the old m40 8v is a decent performer if a touch tappy.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I've just remembered why I left Girvan...

 

No one ever really leaves

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Mercedes W140 V12 S600 I'd like to own a V12 while it's still possible but not sure i've got the balls for these, for no good reason I feel BM ones less intimidating.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-Mercedes-W140-V12-S600-to-include-Classic-Private-Reg-/262357559077?hash=item3d15baa725:g:S~sAAOSwI3RW-P4B

 

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Fit equal length headers to these to get this:

 

https://youtu.be/oN8pHJ3sQ0Q

 

 

 

 

 

Aaaw yeah, the GLS. That's the proper poverty spec model. You can pick up the nicer ones for cheap these days (ask me how I know!) but I suppose the only true autoshite option is the poverty-spec model.

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nick Rank: Austin Maxi

nick

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This is hilarious.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-306-turbo-diesel/1161220831

 

Scroll through the photos to the engine 'fusebox' also, that mileage!

 

I like the boot photo!

 

I knew I was on to something good when the man I bought my Probe from picked me up at the railway station in a 306 diesel with around 500,000 on the clock. That is the kind of person I will happily purchase a car from any day.

michael t Rank: Citroen Ami

michael t

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Some French fancies...

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/944282222.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/942387816.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

 

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What the fuck happened there!!

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/945964838.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/946193422.htm?ca=12_s

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/945616524.htm?ca=12_s

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Interesting* coloured 147 Facelift mot failure for 500 quid.

 

Hardly the end of the world. Basically needs an exhaust and 2 tyres.

 

 

Horn not working (1.6.2a)

nearside Headlamp insecure (1.7.3)
centre Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)
front Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)
nearside front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
offside Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/alfa-romeo/spares-or-repairs-alfa-romeo-147-t-spark-lusso-1.6/1162308314

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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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To be fair if you put them on a Renault, it probably will save fuel ... as they'll cause the electrics to freak out and FTP.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'1996 NISSAN BROWN'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-NISSAN-BROWN-THE-NUMBER-PLATE-DOES-NOT-COME-WITH-THE-VEHICLE-/322058619815?hash=item4afc308ba7:g:fvEAAOSwLpdW~Wpu

 

 

'The centre console was eaten by a giant lobster, and there's a couple of knobs hanging down in the back'

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Well gie it back to the large gentleman then!

 

TBF, I did too, it's all the way back to Custom Car 1973, isn't it?

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